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Punch in Wulin Ancient Village (1)

? As clear as a piece of blue paper, a few thin white clouds, like being melted by the sun, drifted slowly with the wind. When my girlfriend comes to other places to say "travel", I am just their full-time "driver".

? Life is so simple sometimes! Go surfing when you are tired. The sky is yours, the sunshine is yours, and the mood is yours. ...

? When I arrived at Wulin Ancient Village, I saw a whole sea of flowers, which was endless and beautiful!

? The girlfriends can't help posing. Recently, they are crazy and Tik Tok has a good time. In my opinion, they are a little possessed. I know very well in my heart that they can't be so-called "internet celebrities". However, I will echo them: "Take a good shot and I will help you when you become an online celebrity". I found that I had become hypocritical, so I didn't like it. However, I think it is rare for them to publish their works with such seriousness, enthusiasm and perseverance. I really don't have the heart to throw cold water on them. They are stay-at-home mothers. After 67 years together, they can be said to be the best friends in my life, regardless of work and career. Together, we just talk about children, food, beauty and skin care, and listen to their common sense. ...

? Girlfriend Ting is not tall and has delicate facial features. Many friends say that she is a bit like a hybrid. We all envy her for marrying a good husband. Her husband is the legendary man who only has 100 and can spend 200 for her. A man who is not only willing to spend money for her, but also has a good temper and knows how to hurt people. As long as the husband is at home, doing housework and picking up the children, three meals a day are included ... Ting can be the shopkeeper of cutting and make an appointment with us. In front of us, she dare not spit out her husband's fault, because we will all stand on his side. It must be said that her husband has no education and doesn't earn much money. He can only make a living. But he is very hard-working and diligent, and we all value him very much.

? My best friend Qing gave birth to three sons, but she is still plump. Her husband is from Fuqing. He is very traditional. He prefers boys to girls and doesn't treat her like a pet. We all say that she quarreled one day and tried to escape, but she couldn't leave the house. It's no exaggeration. She only knows a few points near her home. We went to the beauty shop together and followed us several times, but she still didn't know the way. She always comes to my house first and then follows me. Teach her to use navigation, and she doesn't know how to use it. I am speechless, too. I often wonder how I made a friend from a primitive tribe. Her husband's family background is good, there are real estate shops, and each of her three sons has at least one set. Therefore, her tone of voice is always a little high. After all, she has deep pockets, and we are used to it, which is understandable. Although her family conditions are better, she always scrimps and saves. This may be what everyone often says, "The richer people are, the meaner they are." .

? I haven't taken pictures for a long time, and I asked my girlfriend to take some full-body photos for me. To be honest, the purpose of taking a full-body photo is more to send a circle (WeChat circle of friends), so that everyone can see that I still maintain a good "figure" after 3 years of successful fat reduction. Actually, I'm still not satisfied My goal is double digits, but my friends around me have always advised me not to be too thin and not to look so good. So, it still keeps three digits. ...

? Is this what everyone calls "back killing"? Narcissism once in a while, don't spit on me. I'm ok, 1.62 meters, and I still have an advantage among my friends. I am the shortest one in my family. I can only say that my genes are good, and I am tall. Sorry, I can't help praising my family again. ...

? These photos were taken by my girlfriend Ting. Although the color is not well adjusted, I really like this feeling and artistic conception. Taking pictures exposes shortcomings. My arms are so thick. It's time to lose fat. At present, I can't say, because they will think that my body proportion is already very good, and I don't need to toss myself.

? In order to cooperate with them, I threw caution to the wind today. Black on the top and white on the bottom, I have never been suitable for wearing dark colors, especially black. The so-called sister costume has a high rate of turning around. Passers-by who took pictures of us also said, You look so nice! Just rush this sentence "good-looking", I am also worth it!

? Good things always make everyone happy. So is life! Life is as dull as water. If you add some salt, it is salty. You add some sugar to it, it is sweet; What flavor do you want to make? You decide for yourself.