Joke: A joke about buying a bicycle and finally buying it as a Porsche.

One day, I walked to work and felt a little tired. I want to buy a bike. As a result, I went to have a look and asked for 2500 yuan. The person next to me said that it would be better to add some money to buy an electric car after paying 2500 yuan.

I asked about the price of electric cars. 3500。 Decided to buy. But I was told that I might as well buy a scooter with a little money. So I looked at the motorcycle. 4000. Decided to buy. Someone told me that the small pedal is not safe. Why not buy a big motorcycle? So look again. This big motorcycle is worth 6000 pounds. I decided to buy it. Pick and choose. I found that the one I like is actually close to1w.

Unexpectedly, it is said that 1w can buy a used car. So I bought a car. Pick and choose. Hands Jetta nearly 3w. Decided to buy. But Chery next door said 3w could buy their new car. I bought Chery instead. Go up and sit down. It's a little crowded. It doesn't matter. A3 plus money. Think the car is short. Go to see Tiggo again. Come down and calculate 10w or more. Why not buy Chery and buy a joint venture? Be infatuated with polo. Was told to match Jane. Book golf. Some people say that the price will rise.

A grind. Decided to buy crv. It's almost like golf anyway. As a result, I heard that Tiguan seems to be around that price. So I went to see Tiguan. Unexpectedly, I have a crush on the new Passat. Decided to buy. Calculate the price. It seems possible to buy an Audi. So I went back on my word and went to see the Audi a4. As a result, I passed the BMW 4s shop and saw the 3 Series. And then re-elected the 3 rd department. I read it back and forth and decided to buy it. About 30w. I can't help but want to buy an suv. So I went to the Chevrolet next door to see copaci. I feel awesome after reading it and want to buy it. There is a jeep guide at the door. When asked, the price is similar. Change!

Go to the jeep shop. I met an acquaintance when I booked a car. Look at an acquaintance of Kaifu Terui. Jealous to buy. I went to ask. 40w. OK. Prepare to pay. Another idea. Shit, 40w. Why not add some money to buy Land Rover in one step? So I went to see the aurora. Satisfied with the appearance. Decided to buy. Consult the crew driver. I was told that off-road performance is not as good as Prado. The price is only 9w.

All right! Buy Prado! Go to Toyota. After seeing Prado, I felt ugly, so I gritted my teeth and bought a land cruiser 4500! Finally 100 w shit. There is no SUV. Buy BMW 7! . . . . Some tossing. Finally bought a Rolls Royce. I am extremely happy to pick up the car. I didn't remember until I sat up. Shit. I haven't learned my driver's license yet! ....