English jokes (translated) are relatively short.

How many? How many weeks? After that? Our? Son? Has it started? His? Freshman? Year? Where is it? Alma? University? Are you online? Michigan? Mine? Husband? And then what? Me? Have you decided? Where to? Visit? He ... ?

Me? Used to be. Be careful? Where to? Call? Him? Answer? Very little? How many days? Are you online? Forward? Where to? "Warning"? Him? That? we? Will it? Is it? It's coming. ?

What time? we? Have you arrived? Where is it? That? Dormitory? However,? Me? Used to be. Is anyone here? Surprised? By who? That? Chaos? Yes? His? Room. ? "Forget it? we? Used to be. Coming,? No? What about you? " ? Me? Be teased.

"Are you? What about you? Are you kidding? " ? What? Answer,? "Why? Or what? Will it? Me? Really? Trouble? Where to? Clean? " ?

Reminder?

Our son is a freshman at Alma University in Michigan. A few weeks after school started, my husband and I decided to visit him. I specially called him in advance to remind him that we were coming.

But when we came to the dormitory, his room was in a mess, and I was surprised. "Forgot we were coming, right?" I made fun of him. ?

"Are you kidding?" He replied, "Why else would I bother to clean it?" ?

2. Grounding? Rules?

One? Yes? Mine? Favorite? Teacher? Where is it? Southeast? Missouri? Status? University? Are you online? Cloak? Ghiraldo? Used to be. Known? Yes? His? Funny? Feeling? Yes? Humor. ?

Explain? His? Ground? Rules? Where to? One? Freshman? Class,? What? Say, "Now? Me? Do you know? Mine? Lecture? Is it okay? Often? Is it? Fuck? And then what? Boring,

So what? Me? No? Mind? What if? What about you? See? Where is it? Yours Watch? During? Class. ? Me? Do what? However,? Object? Where to? Yours Punch? They? Open? That? Desk? Where to? Manufacturing? Are you sure? Who are they? Or? Running. " ?

Basic principles?

Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Guerrado has a teacher I like very much. He is famous for his strange sense of humor. When explaining his basic principles to the freshmen,

He said, "I know my lectures may often be boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watch in class."

But I firmly object to your knocking your watch on the table to see if it is still walking. "

After dinner, parents are busy playing mahjong with their guests. At this time, the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV.

"Honey, go and see if the kitchen light is on?"

After a while, her son came back and said, "Mom, it's too dark in the kitchen. I can't see at all."

After dinner, mom and dad are busy playing mahjong with the guests. At this moment, the mother suddenly remembered something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Baby, go and see if the kitchen light is still on?" After a while, my son came back and said, "Mom, it's too dark in the kitchen. I can't see at all."

4. Young star of hope: "Father, what is a political traitor? Father:" A traitor is a person who leaves our political party and goes to aveteranpolitician party. "

Young promising star: "So, what is a person who left his party and came to your party?" Father: "A convert, my son."

For young people: "Father, what is a political traitor?" Father (a senior politician): "A traitor refers to a person who leaves our party and joins another party."

Youwei youth: "So, what's the name of the person who left his party and joined our party?" Father: "Call a convert. My son. "

I don't know why some people want to get up late. They will never have a chance to enjoy the fresh air and peace in the morning.

This is indeed a rather regrettable thing. Getting up early is a good habit we should form. Why? Because morning is the best time for us to engage in research. ?

Besides, getting up early is also good for our health. I hope everyone knows why we have to get up early.

I don't know why some people have to get up late. They will never have a chance to enjoy the fresh air and peace in the morning.

This is really a regrettable thing. Getting up early is a good habit we should form. Why? Because morning is a good time for us to study.

Besides, getting up early is also good for our health. I hope everyone should know why we have to get up early.