Humorous remarks to describe babies who are fat

1. I originally planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt, blinding your eyes, but unexpectedly, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.

2. The Fat Kid’s Song of Youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

3. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

4. Those who say I don’t need to lose weight are bad people.

5. A fat man is destined to die, which may be more serious than Mount Tai, some more serious than Huashan, some more serious than Hengshan, some more serious than the Himalayas.

6. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.

7. I think we should all act in a movie called "Those of Us Girls Who Couldn't Lose Weight in Those Years"

8. Thanks to me being a fat man, sad Sometimes I can squeeze my belly.

9. Many people interpret "being generous" as "being generous".

10. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

11. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.

12. Don’t wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, and don’t wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Don't even wear yellow, it looks like grapefruit. Don't wear white, it looks like cabbage. Don't wear black, it will look like a bear. Don't wear beige either, it will look like a potato. Even if he wears nothing, he still looks like a meat bun.

13. Bring your own lifebuoy when swimming in the sea.

14. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. When someone steps up, the electronic scale sounds. Please come one by one, not two people at a time.

15. The boy is fat and swaying with his hands. , frowned and said: Come on!

16. Here he comes, waddling over from a distance, moving his two stubby legs and showing a round belly, really like a waddling duck. Closer, you can clearly see the fat on his face trembling and sweating profusely. It looks like he is exhausted from walking such a long way. When he saw me, he immediately became anxious and started running quickly. Unfortunately, he was too fat, so it took a lot of effort, but the speed was not much faster. His two fleshy arms were swinging vigorously, and his round belly It was bouncing up and down, but unfortunately it was still running slowly.

17. When he smiled slightly, his eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks kept shaking up and down with the movement.

18. At this time, the door was pushed open with a coax, and a broad, fat man with a fat head and big ears walked in. He turned out to be a butcher.

19. Another little one was trapped in the chest while sleeping at night.

20. My wife’s belly is not as big as mine when she is 8 months pregnant.

21. Don’t call people rough when you see them getting fatter!

22. My sister looked at me and said: Don’t let the meat hear you.

23. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

24. A fat man’s period will be fatter than others.

25. The fat man’s helplessness: Seeing everyone at a glance makes him look small.

26. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meat balls one bite at a time.

27. Fat and haggard.

28. A fat man actually claimed that he was not a rough man.

29. People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

30. Pig is an animal, but it is also synonymous with fat people.

Funny sentences to describe people who are fat (2)

1. When you smile slightly, your eyes disappear, and the two pieces of flesh on your cheeks keep shaking up and down with the movement.

2. His clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

3. His face is round and big. When he smiles, his eyes narrow into a line, and the flesh on his face It looks like a dough ball, and the whole thing looks like a kind-hearted Maitreya Buddha.

4. When the flesh on the face is full, it goes down the neck, making the neck thicker and shorter. The flesh on the neck is covered in layers, like stacks of waves. The meat on the back is also thick, and it makes a snapping sound when patted. The fattest part is the belly, which is as round as a rubber ball without inflating.

5. Oh my god, she wore a black and white evening dress today and walked towards me like a noble Antarctic penguin

6. Long time no see, you fat If we are two!

7. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!

8. Don’t see it If someone gets a little fatter, call them a rude person!

9. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. When someone steps up, the electronic scale sounds. Please come one by one, not two people at a time

10. For so many years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

11. You can’t see your feet when you lower your head

12. Fat women like to wear a dark green sweatshirt and stand there like a mailbox.

13. Fat Kuang was really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

14. Han Laoliu’s old lady came out in response. This is a fat woman with a thick middle and sharp jujube pits at both ends. She wears a silk gown and holds a long cigarette bag with a sapphire holder.

15. At that time, Liang Qian looked like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all the meat tight. Now, it looks like a sausage that has been dried, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

16. It doesn’t matter if he is shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he is not like that. There is a round belly protruding from his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down.

17. Here he comes, waddling over from a distance, moving his two stubby legs and showing a round belly, really like a waddling duck. Closer, you can clearly see the fat on his face trembling and sweating profusely. It looks like he is exhausted from walking such a long way.

18. I always bring my own lifebuoy when swimming in the sea

19. My pants have shrunk again

20. I’m so chubby and fleshy. It's almost oily.

Part Two: Humorous Sentences to Describe Fat Children

I am fat and I am honored. After all, some people want to be fat but there is nothing that can be done to help them. This is my strength. You see, being fat is not bad either. In addition to the physical advantages in our fat world, there are many things involving fat that will make you laugh wildly. If you don’t believe it, please read below.

Selected humorous sentences related to fatness. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a postbox. Fat Kuang was really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel. His voice was like a line, thin and low. Han Laoliu's eldest lady came out in response. This is a fat woman with a thick middle and sharp jujube pits at both ends. She wears a silk gown and holds a long cigarette bag with a sapphire holder. At that time, Liang Qian looked like a freshly stuffed sausage, with all the meat tight and tight. Now, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing. It doesn't matter if he is shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he doesn't have that. There is a big belly protruding from his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down. He came, waddling over from a distance, moving his two stubby legs and carrying a big round belly, really like a waddling duck. Closer, you can clearly see the fat on his face trembling and sweating profusely. It looks like he is exhausted from walking such a long way. I always bring my own lifebuoy when I go into the sea. My pants have shrunk again. I’m so chubby that I’m almost oily.

10. His eyes disappeared when he smiled slightly, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks kept shaking up and down with the movement.

11. His clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

12. His face is round and big. When he smiles, his eyes narrow into a line, and the flesh on his face It looks like a dough ball, and the whole thing looks like a kind-hearted Maitreya Buddha.

13. When the flesh on the face is full, it goes down the neck, making the neck thicker and shorter. The flesh on the neck is covered in layers, like stacks of waves. The meat on the back is also thick, and it makes a snapping sound when patted. The fattest part is the belly, which is as round as a rubber ball without inflating.

14. Oh my god, she wore a black and white evening dress today and walked towards me like a noble Antarctic penguin

15. Long time no see, you fat If we are two!

16. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!

17. Don’t see it If someone gets a little fatter, call them a rude person!

18. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. Someone just steps up to the electronic scale. Please come one by one, not two people at a time

< p>19. For so many years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

20. You can’t see your feet when you lower your head

Selected humorous sentences related to fatness Long time no see, you are as fat as two people! It is said that all fat people have one thing in common , even if others have touched your belly, have you ever been touched? What are the advantages of having a fat wife? She is cute and lovable; she is attractive; she is fun; she is easy to hug, and she feels good even if she is holding hands with her; she is easy to raise and is fleshy It seems that girls can really gain weight even if they drink water; . can afford it; . can afford to play, not as picky as thin people, and won’t eat this or do that; . warm in winter and cool in summer; . have personality and have Thoughtful, courageous, knowledgeable, considerate and virtuous, with a bright smile. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not. Life is like this, one wave after another. Treat allergies in spring, treat oil in summer, treat dryness in autumn and winter, treat acne less frequently and more often wrinkles, and then fight obesity for the rest of your life. A fat man is destined to die, and it may be more serious than Mount Tai, some more serious than Huashan, some more serious than Hengshan, or some more serious than the Himalayas. Every turning point in life has an ulterior purpose. I think we should all star in a movie called "Those of Us Girls Who Couldn't Lose Weight in Those Years". Thanks to me being a fat person, I can squeeze my belly when I'm sad.

10. Many people interpret "being generous" as "being generous".

11. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

12. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.

13. Don’t wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, and don’t wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Don't even wear yellow, it looks like grapefruit. Don't wear white, it looks like cabbage. Don't wear black, it will look like a bear. Don't wear beige either, it will look like a potato. Even if he wears nothing, he still looks like a meat bun.

14. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say: Grow it faster, grow it faster.

15. My sister glanced at me and said: Don’t let the meat hear you.

16. According to the survey: % of fat people will become handsome boys and beauties after losing weight. The sad thing is that % of fat people cannot lose weight!!! What is even sadder is that when I tried to become that %, I found that I am actually that% tmd!!!

17. A woman who cannot control her body will never be successful in her life.

No, look, I can get fat if I want to, and I can still get fat if I want to.

18. Don’t call others rude when you see them getting a little fatter!

19. My three major shortcomings are: one is fat; I can’t lose weight!

20. I originally planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt, blinding your eyes. Unexpectedly, I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.

21. The Fat Kid’s Song of Youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

22. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

23. Those who say I don’t need to lose weight are bad people.

The fat has become a wall of nuts, blocking your view. The Fat Kid's Song of Youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

10. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

11. Those who say I don’t need to lose weight are bad people.

12. A fat man is destined to die, and it may be more serious than Mount Tai, some more serious than Huashan, some more serious than Mount Hengshan, some more serious than the Himalayas.

Part 3: Humorous sentences to describe a child who is fat

3. His face is round and big. When he smiles, his eyes narrow into a line, and the flesh on his face is like "grease" "Tuan", the whole thing looks like a kind-hearted "Maitreya Buddha".

4. When the flesh on the face is full, it "slips" down the neck, making the neck thicker and shorter. The flesh on the neck is covered in layers, like stacks of waves. The meat on the back is also thick, and it makes a "pop" sound when patted. The fattest part is the belly, which is as round as a rubber ball without inflating.

5. Oh my god, she wore a black and white evening dress today and walked towards me like a noble Antarctic penguin

6. Long time no see, you fat If there are two people!

7. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I cannot lose weight even though I am so fat!

8. Don’t call people... rough when you see them getting fatter!

9. Everyone is queuing up to weigh themselves. When someone steps up, the electronic scale sounds. Please come one by one, not two people at a time.

10. For so many years, I have never found a better person. A washbasin with a big face.

11. I can’t see my feet when I lower my head...