Night Harassment Classic Call Quotes

1. The rooster is not as early as me in the morning. When I think about going to work, my head is noisy and I am often late when I go out. I think that I must not bend my feet. I have three seconds to clock in when I enter. When my colleagues see me smiling, I feel a little damp underground. , the slippers are still on my feet. I'll pour it!

2. There are always some things that cannot be forgotten, and there are always people lingering around you. Meeting is so wonderful, life is so beautiful, work is important, and friends cannot be forgotten. Occasionally sending text messages is considered happiness. Harassment.

3. I am so messed up now. I don't know what I'm thinking about. My mind is almost fed up. I really don't know what to do? can you tell me. I really don’t know whether to eat Da Gan Noodles or Ah Q Bucket Noodles!

4. This is the prelude to dawn, this is a moment of tenderness, this is the tears of angels, this is the spirit of God, this is a miracle that has not been seen for many years since the reform and opening up, this is what I spent a whole time Wrong text message sent by dime.

5. According to reports: A few days ago, Iraqi militants hung your photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of US soldiers to vomit and die. After investigating and collecting evidence, the United Nations confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction. You should run away.

6. Go online in the morning and be smarter than Zhuge Liang. I went online at noon and couldn’t finish my job after three bowls. Going online in the afternoon can make a country a pillar of strength. When surfing the Internet at night, a saint does not love his bed.

7. I heard that you were abducted and trafficked, which really scared me. Although you are a child, you are harmless to society. Who is so bold and dares to sell you? I am really worried for him. , it would be surprising if it sold!

8. Is the sky empty? It’s not empty, because there is a sky outside the sky. SMS, short? Not short, because love lasts forever. May my text messages always bring you the pleasure of harassing and being harassed, concern and the warmth of being concerned!

9. Meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life; caring about you is the happiest thing in my life; seeing you again is the thing I look forward to most in my life; sending text messages to harass you is me What you are currently doing!

10. Missing you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is what I will always do; keeping you in my heart is what I have always done. thing; however, lying to you happened just now.

11. A middle-aged couple was taking a break and chatting. Wife: Husband, I heard from the news that an 18-year-old boy jumped off a building recently. It’s so puzzling! Husband: Do you think those born in the 1990s are just joking?

12. It’s nothing. I just want to send you a text message. I just want to tell you that I miss you a little. I miss you only a little, not too much. I never thought about you in the past, only at this moment. I don’t think so. I think about the next life, but I only want you to spend this life with me!

13. The first cloned sheep was born more than ten years ago, ushering in a new era of biotechnology. Today, my friend is here to remind you that this technology has been constantly improving. Please take strict care of your own cells...

14. I can’t let you obey my instructions, and I can’t let you stuff yourself with money. Wallet, then I will send you a harassing text message to see if you reply. Facts have proven that 90% of people will reply, and the remaining 10% of people who don’t reply are commonly known as “goubuli”!

15. You have a fierce face, your skin is covered with hair, and you poop everywhere, which really surprises me! Don't get me wrong! Friends, I’m talking about the big yellow dog at your door, but it doesn’t have a mobile phone, so I had to give it to you!

16. If you were a shooting star, I would chase you. If you were a satellite, I would wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. It’s a pity. You are an orangutan~I can only see you in the zoo! well. What a pity!

17. Don’t panic! If I don’t borrow money from you! Second, it’s not like you are collecting debts! If you don't agree with me, I'll cut you off! Si does not fall in love with you! I just want to harass you out of boredom and let you know that even though I am so careless, I still miss you all the time!

18. Send text messages to cause harassment, to warn those who have forgotten me, to think of me every day, to give advice to those who remember me, to be nice to anyone who invites me to dinner, to those who love me People advise, I can’t give you happiness.

19. Are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and to take care of your health. But you always say meaningfully: If I don’t roll a few more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?

20. Hold a wedding for you, happily make wedding clothes, and use health as a financial gift, filling the sky My blessing is countless red envelopes.

The groom is a rich man, and everyone is satisfied with you betrothed to him, haha, because his name is happiness!

21. I can’t stand it anymore. I miss you so much. I want to see you every day. Leave it to me. I will never let you down and let you be by my side forever. 5 I love you so much that I will never be half-hearted, and I swear I will only raise one little piglet for you.

22. The beauty mask was successfully developed and four women used it, making them the four beauties of ancient times. I will give you the out-of-print version, wishing you to be more youthful and beautiful than before! This mask is my blessing!

23. Take good care of your own people and guard your own door; don’t take the wrong road during the day and don’t sleep in the wrong bunk at night; don’t be enemies with villains, villains have their own enemies; don’t be friends with young ladies, Miss has too many friends!

24. According to relevant departments, a new type of virus has invaded this city. You are already infected when you receive this text message. From now on you will fall into happiness and suffer from happiness forever!

25. When our hair turns gray, our skin wrinkles, our teeth fall out, we become blind and deaf, can we still miss each other? Even if I am an old fool and am about to die, I will still think of you~~as I have never seen you before.

26. I give you a lucky playing card. I hope you have the blessings of the plum blossoms, good luck in love with the hearts, good luck with the career with the spades, and a safe life with the diamonds. I wish you a smooth and smooth life. Good cards! Wish you happiness every day!

27. In the silent night, I am so lonely that I can’t sleep, and I am full of passion and just want to talk to you. Those three words hovered in my heart until they burst out uncontrollably. I really want to say to you: Go to bed early!

28. There is no doubt that this is a naked harassing text message, the purpose is to prevent you from sleeping well. You can be angry, crazy, silent or fight back, but as a friend, be frank Let me tell you, I will turn off my phone after sending it!

29. When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and a suicide note next to you: I struggled all night, and your shame makes me shameless in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.

30. Laugh in the morning and you will be in a good mood for the day. Laugh at night and you will eliminate fatigue. Smiling makes learning progress faster, smiling makes work more efficient, smiling increases friendship with friends, and smiling with lovers is like a peach. Laughter is the treasure of life. I wish you smile happily every day!

31. Thank you for accompanying me when I was most frustrated, and for helping me when I needed help the most. There are so many words I can’t express to you, but I just want to tell you: “Since I met you Nothing good will happen! You are such a loser!”

32. Don’t get drunk again. Yesterday someone saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass and shouting: Are they brothers? It was my brother who did it!

33. I am thirty-eight years old, youthful and immaculate, with five hundred words of knowledge. I am eight centimeters tall. My family has two and a half acres of idle land. I carry three and a half dollars in my pocket. I like to travel around the world most. I am helpless and unable to do what I want. At this moment, I am full of passion, and I should be playing the piano randomly when the rain hits the duckweed.

34. Disclaimer in advance: This is a completely harassing text message. The purpose is to prevent you from sleeping well. You can be angry and crazy, or you can fight back, but as a friend, I tell you frankly that sending I'll turn off my phone when I'm done!

35. I have walked many roads; passed many bridges; drank many kinds of wine; seen many kinds of flowers; but I have only harassed one person who was reading text messages.

36. Purpose: to harass; method: mass sending; meaning: the number of messages that can be sent this month in order to squander and commemorate those who are not dead but are about to die; Notes: No reply is required. If you are in the same situation, you can imitate it.

37. The phone vibrates and gives you a ***; the screen lights up to make you shine; the *** rings and helps you relax; a text message is sent, a friend cares about it; a text message comes Okay, let me say hello and wish you a good mood every day.

38. Borrow a wisp of flower fragrance to send you a romance; sprinkle a drizzle to wash away your sadness; say a heartfelt blessing to you: I wish you good health and a happy life. Joy, life is sweet!

39. I want to send you a text message every day to harass you and warn you not to forget me. You must think of me every day and give you a hint that you think of me. If you are willing to invite me to dinner, I will send him a text message blessing every day.

40. You are an intern in a mental hospital, and suddenly a mentally ill patient is chasing you with a kitchen knife. You turn around and run until you reach a dead end, thinking that this is the end. The patient says: I give you the knife, it’s your turn to chase me

41. Women’s sorrow - life belongs to the kitchen; income belongs to the shopping mall; bonuses belong to cosmetics; property belongs to children; achievements belong to boss; body belongs to A man's; only the freckles and wrinkles are his!

42. Looking back on the past, I have you when I am lonely, you are there when I am lonely, you are there when I am depressed, and you are there when I am helpless! Zhan Ming Dynasty, I will have you when I am happy, I will have you when I am happy, I will have you when I am harvesting, I will love you with my heart, and harass you with text messages.

43. The world says that money is the source of all evil. I believe that you are noble and you definitely don’t like money. Leave these sources of evil here with me. The world says that love is the source of suffering. For your happiness, I will give you money. Give me all the beauties.

44. Female: If you don’t accept my love again, I will curse you! Man: I'm sorry, feelings can't be forced! Woman: Ah! I curse you for not bringing a seasoning packet every time you buy instant noodles!

45. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you won’t be able to see me. The pig said: Should I be able to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching?

46. Just now I sent a text message to Xishi: I wish the most beautiful woman in the world happiness every day. Xishi felt guilty and passed it on to Diao Chan, Diao Chan felt guilty and passed it on to Venus, and Venus passed it on to you. If I had known this, I would have sent it directly to you!

47. Thank you for being willing to listen to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all my unhappiness! Thank you for every minute and second you have walked with me. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wangcai, I can no longer live without you in my life!

48. Whenever I see your beautiful figure and your big, watery eyes, my heartbeat will speed up, my breathing will become rapid, and I can’t express what’s in my heart. This time I finally mustered up the courage to shout: Wow! What a big frog!

49. It is always easy for people to be busy with life and not know where to end. I am just sending this message to remind you that this friend: there is someone not far away who is silently caring about you and blessing you. By the way Harass you!

50. They all say that money is a source of evil, and they all want to get it; they all say that beautiful women are a source of evil, and they all want to get in on it; they all say that it is cold in high places, and they all want to climb; they all say that tobacco and alcohol are harmful to the body, but they don’t Give up; everyone says that heaven is the most beautiful, but I won’t go there!

51. I am going to give you a "Sanxin" brand bicycle. What? Never heard of this brand. Why! The "three hearts" are: disgusting when you look at it, worry when you ride it, and don't worry when you put it aside!

52. Astronomical scientists recently learned that everyone can see their own conscience in the sky when the moon and stars are scarce. Try it now. It is said that most people can see it. If not, then Maybe his conscience was eaten by the tengu.

53. Six things you shouldn’t do in work and life: first, don’t be too tired, second, don’t look haggard, third, pay attention to rest and don’t go to bed late, fourth, don’t get drunk when eating, fifth, don’t retreat when you encounter setbacks, third Don’t forget to treat me to dinner when you have time!

54. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you and I will not be able to crush you. Even if you live in vain.

55. Looking back on the past, I have you when I am lonely, you are there when I am lonely, you are there when I am depressed, and you are there when I am helpless! Zhan Ming Dynasty, I have you when I am happy, I have you when I am happy, I have you when I am harvesting, I love you with all my heart, Xinleba harasses you with text messages.

56. What else can I do to you? Just talking about that thing between us, who am I? I won’t bother you to guess, just tell me: you are a woman, and I am your brother. If you were a man, I would have sent you the wrong message.

57. I know you care about hygiene. You wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them very carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied: I brought paper this time!

58. If autumn goes away, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world goes away, I will love you in heaven; if I go away, I will let her take care of you.

Really, her pig-raising skills are pretty good!

59. Getting to know you is a kind of fate; knowing you is a kind of happiness; caring about you has become a habit; cherishing you will become an eternity; blessing you is inevitable; greetings You, this is polite; harassing you is a very happy thing!

60. Are you lonely? If so, then go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and go to the top of the building to swing the stick when the wind blows. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say: I have convulsions!

61. If you want to be happy, you must be free and easy; if you want happiness, you must be calm; if you want to have it, you must be real; if you want friendship, you must be long-lasting; if you want text messages, you must be Be happy!

62. Kissing you once is wonderful. Kissing you twice is like a fairy. Kissing you three times will increase your body temperature. Kiss you four times and I’ll go to heaven. The last kiss was dark and dark. Honey. I really can't live without you - Erguotou; good wine!

63. I threw you a bun, and from then on there was a legend and a saying. The legend is called "The Legend of the Hungry Wolf" and the afterword is "The meat bun beats the dog and there is no return"!

64. True love is infinite, true love is silent, love is deep and speechless, and great love is unbridled. Selfishness, friends, selfless dedication, a group of friends. As soon as *** rings, my eyes light up, silent greetings, wishing you good luck.

65. I look forward to you every day and think about it all the time. I focus on you during the day and see you in my dreams at night. My thoughts are spinning around you. Why haven’t you come to me yet? - Five million!

66. I will pray to the Buddha every day for a rose that will bloom for a long time. When there are 999 roses, I will give them to you and say emotionally: I don’t believe in the bees that I attract. I won’t sting you!

67. It is fate that makes us meet each other; it is ideal that makes us work together; it is sincerity that makes us trust each other; it is love that makes us interdependent; it is harassment that makes us send this text message!

68. Next is the moment to witness the miracle. Press the scroll button once and you will smile; press it twice and you will giggle; press it three times and you will laugh happily; press it four times and congratulations, A fool is born!

69. In today's society, money is becoming more and more expensive. The price of this text message has not increased, it is still ten cents. Sending it to a friend to communicate feelings, to a lover to convey affection, and to a client can help with work. Sending it to you, I hope there will be a text message reply.

70. Humans are the birthplace of human mothers, monsters are the birthplace of monster mothers, and all things are born because of all things. This message is the place where I was born for you. I hope that after reading it, you will smile and be happy. a thousand years!

71. Let’s go! Find someone worthy of your love... I don't know you well enough. I know that some things cannot be forced and some distances cannot be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really couldn't believe that you left with someone just for a bone.

72. Life is helpless, making money is not easy, and you often worry about money and life. As a friend, I will tell you a way to get rich: buy lottery tickets! It also comes with a way to double your chances of winning the lottery: buy two lottery tickets. Come on!

73. If you have swine flu, prevent infection; if it is hot in summer, prevent heatstroke; if you take the bus, guard against thieves; if you use a computer, guard against viruses; with strangers, guard against being deceived; with familiar people, guard against pranks! Text message harassment makes it hard for you to guard against it!

74. If your mobile phone has a camera function and you take a picture of yourself grinning at midnight, you will see the face of a strange woman appear on the phone, with a green face and fangs... You must grin, otherwise...

75. "Mom, I'm 13 years old. I have to wear a bra." "No." "I have to use sanitary napkins." "No." "Sister." Didn’t you start using it when you were 13 years old? ""Shut up, son." 76. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking aloof and comfortable. You look so cute. I wonder how you could beat the rabbit back then?

77. The motivation of this message is: harassment. Purpose: to disturb. The subjective element is: intentionality. The objective elements are as follows: the implementation of forced harassment. Target of the crime: pigs. The object of the infringement is: the pig’s right to rest!

78. You are white, sweet, and have a beautiful figure. Your appearance makes me unable to control my desire. I really want to hold you in my hands and take off your coat. Then.

Put it in your mouth and taste my favorite White Rabbit toffee!

79. It is always easy for people to become numb in the complicated and dull life, busy and confused; I just want to send this message to remind you: there is someone silently not far away. I care about you, bless you, and harass you by the way!

80. It’s okay! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! I told you it was okay and you still pressed your butt!

81. True friendship is not heavy when you are rich, nor light when you are poor; true life is not bright in spring or withered in autumn; true happiness is not thick in festivals and not light in ordinary days; true wishes , sincere and lasting charm.

82. Meeting you is a kind of fate; knowing you is a kind of happiness; missing you is a habit; cherishing you is a kind of eternity; blessing you is a necessity; greetings You are a kind of politeness; harassing you is a kind of happiness!

83. Thank you to the sun for bringing us light; thank you to the moon for bringing us poetry; thank you to spring for bringing us warmth; thank you to your parents for giving us life; thank you to life for giving us fun; thank you for text messages on your mobile phone for giving me the opportunity. Harassing you