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Tell me about being my girlfriend, and I'll introduce another one to your boyfriend.
Second, when you are proud, your friends know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.
Third, I want to marry Tang Priest when I grow up. If I can play, I will. If I can't play, I will eat him.
Now I give you back all the happiness of the past.
5. It's late at night. Some people cried their eyes red. Someone fucked me.
6. Commitment is a beautiful thing, but beautiful things often don't come true.
Seven, people's things are often like this. When they experience it, they are painful. After a few years, they are just memories.
Eight, in the world, the widest is the sea, the sky is wider than the sea, and the examination range is wider than the sky ~
Be crazy when you are young and do whatever you want. Love if you want, hate if you want, be naughty if you want, be stubborn if you want, be more scrupulous if you want, and be less happy.
I love him very much.
How can I get your love?
If he loves you, no one can stop him from approaching. If he forgets, nothing can stop him from leaving.
Thirteen, some people can't say what is good, but no one can replace it.
Everyone will meet someone in his life, who will break your principles, change your habits and become your exception.
Fifteen, except death, all leaving is betrayal.
I was not born lonely, but loneliness always takes advantage of it.
17. Some people always sell what they have in exchange for what they don't have.
Eighteen, I love you three initials add up just for fun.
Nineteen, the original fate is used to explain that you suddenly don't love me.
The wicked will be punished sooner or later.
Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.
Twenty-two, not everyone loves you, and not everyone likes to pay for you like me.
I want to talk to my girlfriend.
I want to talk to my girlfriend.
1. I have two little people in my heart, one is black and the other is white. White calm, black bitterness. Whenever I want to find a girlfriend, the black girl always says that it is a disaster for others to see your compulsion. White is always calm. He says, well, he is right.
I want to find a girlfriend, give her the best tenderness in the world, and cherish every smile and hug. Then, let's get married, give me your happiness, and now listen to your answer. The most romantic thing is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere. I still regard you as the treasure in my hand.
I couldn't help humming a profound but easy-to-understand song many years ago when I got home. I want to find a girlfriend to give her the best tenderness in the world, cherish every smile and hug, how sweet and beautiful it is.
I miss you in the dead of night, I am unhappy, and I cry, but I am 20 years old, just like a child, and I want to find a girlfriend.
I want to find a girlfriend. She doesn't have to be excellent, as long as she can understand me and support me. Good roads and bad roads can accompany me. I don't need her tenderness. I just need her to accompany me to honor my parents and listen to my heart occasionally. I want to find a girlfriend who can break up with me casually, and remind me to continue to struggle towards our goal when I am content with the status quo and not making progress.
6.i want to find a girlfriend! Give her the best! Premise! I'm just a mechanic!
7. I want to find a girlfriend, give her the best tenderness in the world, and cherish every smile and hug. How sweet and beautiful! Mainly because there are too many boyfriends, I'm afraid I can't help it.
I want to find a girlfriend. May she be my moon. Read aloud for her, be intoxicated for her, be happy for her, and watch the scenery for her.
I really want to find a girlfriend. I want to find someone who can talk about a passionate love and hold your hand and grow old with your son.
10, looking for a girlfriend. When the fan is hot and the clothes are cold, she will sleep next to me and play with her mobile phone. If you want to play, take her to climb the mountain. She will hold me and cry when she is wronged. Laugh with her when she is happy. If she asks me for something, she will be spoiled and angry with me. She will be a little proud and embarrassed for a while. It is said that if you stay single for a long time, you will live like the person you like. So I want to find a girlfriend, a girlfriend who can make me hurt, spoil me and make me no longer lonely.
1 1, I want to find a girlfriend. I will spoil her, say good morning and good night to her every day, disturb her every day and ask her if she has eaten. When crossing the street, I will hold her hand and eat without robbing her of meat. I will write you a three-word love letter every day. I love you. So, please give me a girl, and I will love you like this.
12, I remember when I was a freshman, the instructor asked us to sing "I want to find a girlfriend and give her the best gentleness". In fact, when I was a freshman, I took the initiative to find one, laughing, crying and loving. She wants to be long-term, but I can't give that promise. I live so realistically that there are no fish in the water, which highlights a kind of innocence.
13, I want to see the reunion, but it's too late. I want to buy a knife blade, but it is out of date. I want to make some money, but I don't know anything. I want to go to the concert, just to watch the concert. I want to find a girlfriend, but I can't even live my own life. I still have a lot of things I can do if I want to, but I'm afraid to do it. I am timid. I hope I will be brave. Things are there. I must learn to work hard and face them who don't come or go.
14, I want to find a girl like an inflatable doll as my girlfriend.
15 A friend once told me that she wanted to find a girlfriend as good as Che Enshang. I want to say. . . I want to find a boyfriend like Jin Tan! What a luxury.
16, walking in the busy street, my sense of loneliness is even stronger, making people feel like they are in the world. I'm afraid of being found lonely. The only regret is that my friends around me have been humming warm music. Why don't I have a girlfriend? I don't understand that love depends on fate. Just lonely. It's cruel. I want to find a girlfriend. The best tenderness.
17 I think a girlfriend or a boyfriend should find a warm one. After all, things have changed, the night is not short, and it is still a little cold.
18, I just want someone who can tell me where I want to go and take me directly, not someone who will take you after I have arranged everything. I want you who can take care of each other instead of everything. I'm your girlfriend, not your mother. I don't need a son to support you. You are so natural!
19. What do I want? I just want to find a boyfriend, the only condition is that I don't have a girlfriend at school. Is this a luxury?
20. I want to find a girlfriend. I don't want to play I want to find someone who doesn't smoke, drink or swear. I don't want bad girls. I don't want to play anymore. I just want to have a good love.
2 1, I want to find a girl like you as my girlfriend. I don't want to be beautiful, I just want to have personality. If I can, I am willing to do my best to protect you!
22, want to find a girlfriend to give her a lifetime of tenderness.
23. My girlfriend told me, I'm sorry, I want to find someone to look up. And you are too mediocre.
24. This year, men chase women across the mountain and women chase men across the window. I want to find a girlfriend and give her the best tenderness in the world, but only the guitar has accompanied me for two years.
25. I want to find a girlfriend. Such a happy enjoyment. So gentle. Ah. Suddenly want to find a girlfriend. Waiting for a lifetime.
26. Starting from a new beginning and facing it calmly is the real forgetting. My heart is too weak, but I feel afraid to face my feelings and imagine that there is only one person in my emotional world. I don't want to be a good person in the future. Although I may not be a good person in front of people, I am too tired for the first time and the last time. I want to find a girlfriend to accompany me on this road until dawn.
27. Yesterday I was lying in bed singing that I wanted to find a girlfriend. Sister Qiu said that I would be your girlfriend. I'll tell her right away that you can forget it. I'm afraid I can't find you. Today, I told her to get married quickly and I'll be her maid of honor. She said I don't want to be your girlfriend. Then we agreed that I earned money to support my family and she was beautiful.
28. I want to find a girlfriend. I don't need to pursue it hard, and I don't need your enthusiasm for me. As long as you have a good impression on me from the beginning, I have a good impression on you. We can talk, let go, and pretend to be in each other's hearts. That's all!
29. I want to find a girlfriend and give her the best tenderness in the world. Forget it. Wash and sleep.
I want to find a girlfriend who can stay with me regardless of illness or health.
3 1, I want to find a girlfriend, I don't need endless sweet talk, I just want to make a comfort and a caring word when I am sad and lost.
32. I want to find a girlfriend. I don't need how good you are, as long as you are kind. I don't need you to be beautiful, I just hope we can face it sincerely. I don't need endless sweet words, I just hope to be a comfort when I am sad and lost. If you have a sincere heart like me, like me, you want to get a feeling of caring for each other, and you are looking for a warm harbor, then write to me ~
33. Looking for a girlfriend, gentle, virtuous, considerate and kind IKEA. The most important thing is to listen to me. Listen to me. Come on, you take care of me and I'll protect you.
34. I suddenly don't want to find a boyfriend. I want to find a girlfriend.
35. I want to find a girlfriend, but unfortunately there is no prairie at home.
I want to find a girlfriend and take her to eat all the delicious food in the world. . . Like me, don't hide it, tell me! Who knows you like me if you don't confess?
37. I want to find a considerate and filial girlfriend. Although I have nothing, I can give you food and clothing. In fact, I don't like vigorous and flat. The best. Where is my girl? Last sentence, lovers can still be friends if they can't do it.
I want to find a girlfriend. . Simple, MengMeng, lovely, just like you! ! ? But you didn't look at me! !
39. I want to find a girlfriend who cares about each other. Take the good mushrooms in Qi Mei as an example.
40. I think the best feeling is that two people work together, experience all kinds of interests in life together, tolerate and encourage each other, grow together, help each other find a better self, open the door to a new world and see a more distant world. Interesting, independent and suitable. It is hard enough for me to live alone. Why should I find another girlfriend who won't hold me back?
I want to find such a boyfriend.
1。 He has a special smell.
2。 It will look good when you smile.
3。 Say a gentle good night to me every night.
4。 You don't need to be smart.
5。 You can always touch my hair and pinch my face. Because that's the way to spoil me.
6。 Tell me all the unhappy things.
7。 Sometimes naive. Sometimes mature and steady.
8。 Can create many good memories for me.
9。 The hug is tight. But it won't hurt me.
0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.
1。 You can pick me up easily.
2。 Hold my hand tightly when crossing the road.
3。 We have the same hobbies.
4。 You can go to the Ferris wheel with me.
5。 Take me to every place with sea to watch the sunrise and sunset.
6。 Complain to me. Treat me like family.
7。 Even if what I cook for you is not delicious, I will say it is delicious. You must eat it all.
8。 Always makes me laugh.
9。 There is a self-evident tacit understanding.
0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.
1。 Be keen on me.
2。 Think of me as the most important woman in my life besides your mother.
3。 Point out what I did badly.
4。 You can call me a pig. Idiot. Idiot. Fool.
5。 Sometimes I have to say I'm smart.
6。 Tell me the story of your embarrassing childhood.
7。 Bring me a warm breath.
8。 I have an impulse to stay with you for a long time.
9。 They will wear each other's tokens. It won't be easy to win.
0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.
1。 Hug me when you are sad. I will always be by your side.
2。 Go shopping with me and choose clothes. Know my model.
3。 You can eat ice cream with me in the street.
4。 I just want to be you.
5。 Don't get too close to other girls. Forgive me for being a jealous and stingy woman.
6。 With deep eyes, you can always stare at me.
7。 Tell others at any time. I am yours.
8。 Although I have many shortcomings, you won't dislike me.
9。 I will always be the truest you in front of me without disguise and mask.
0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.
1。 I can't sleep at night and talk to me until my mouth is watering.
2。 Living in the softest corner of my heart.
3。 Sing to me.
4。 Show me all your good points. Let me know how great you are.
5。 Don't lie to me. I don't like being cheated.
6。 We will have a lovely dog. Although I am a little afraid of dogs, I still like dogs very much.
7。 Love me very much.
8。 Is a kind person. Cute. Simple and beautiful boy.
9。 Can see through everything about me. Pull all the thorns out of me.
0。 If I can meet you like this in the future.
I will hold you tight.
Confess to your girlfriend: You are my girlfriend, and I will teach you to play football.
1, you be my girlfriend and I'll teach you to play football.
2. M: Be my girlfriend. I will love you, love you, protect you and be loyal to you. W: I don't want to find a boyfriend yet. Man: My dad lied to me. He told me that as long as I have two villas and a sports car, I can find a girlfriend. W: I'm just kidding. M: Me too.
Would you like to be my girlfriend? I know you will fall in love with me sooner or later. I just want to know the answer quickly.
4. Most people choose indirect confession to avoid embarrassment or dislike saying things that are too direct. I suggest you pick up girls here, and sometimes it may be better to express it directly. For example, just tell her to be my girlfriend, okay?
5. Adventure made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.
6. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.
7.M: I like you. Can you be my girlfriend? W: But I already have a boyfriend. M: That's all right. I can wait. W: You don't have to wait. I won't be sorry for my boyfriend. M: What if my boyfriend likes others? Woman: No way. He is not interested in other women. M: I know, but he is very interested in me recently.
8. Do you have a girlfriend? This is irrelevant to today's debate. Please answer my question directly. No. Then would you like to be my boyfriend? I'd love to. I have no more questions. Thank you, Madam President.
Would you like to be my girlfriend? I'll buy you a fried bun in the street.
10, dear! The doctor said I was lovesick. The prescription is as follows: three kisses+lover's tears-water drops+lifelong eternal love. I think only you can save me!
1 1, I looked at the full moon as if I were staring at you: Dear, in that bright moon mirror, I saw you who were also absorbed in me.
12. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.
13, I love you selfishly, but I won't go near you, let alone snuggle up to you. Because you are the goddess in my heart, you are my soul! I want to protect you!
14, all I can think of is growing old with you, too old to go anywhere, you are still my baby!
15, winter is here, it's snowing! God, it's getting cold; The water is getting cold; Birds don't bark; Flowers, withered; Leaves, withered, but have a heart, which is unchanged. Although some words have never been said to you, my heart for you has never changed. I will love you silently and bless you!
16, I believe I love you, and I will give it to you blindfolded. Full of love, I have a pair of eyes in the dark. I will continue to love you and put it together by myself. All the good and bad past in my life seems to be waiting for me to meet you!
17, I hope I have the opportunity to be responsible for your happiness, health and happiness. Love you forever!
18, I miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you!
19, there is intoxicating love in your eyes. I would like to turn the spring breeze to gently brush your hair tips, take away your sadness and return your smile; I would like to burn myself, shine, shake off the confusion in your tears and give you the hope of love. Baby, I love you forever!
20. It's so hard to love you without wanting anything! Love you, but sneaking around, so tired! Love you, but break my heart, so miserable! Love you, I am willing, so sweet! Love is not an end, the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!
2 1, I was pressed under the Leifeng Tower for a thousand years, and I missed you for a thousand years. I slept under the sea for two thousand years, and I missed you for two thousand years. I have lived in the world for twenty years, and I have missed you for twenty years. Today, I finally met you. I want to tell you: I think I have fallen in love with you. Would you like to be my girlfriend?
22. I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you, care about you and grow old with you!
M: I really love you. Please be my girlfriend! ! Woman: But I have no feelings for you at all! ! M: Well, you tell me what's wrong with me and I'll change it! ! ! Woman: Then tell me first, and I'll change it! ! !
24. We all smiled sweetly, just like our romantic vows. It was just a moment of separation, but I began to miss each other again. There is no meteor garden, so we sit on the street, because as long as we are with you, it is the greatest happiness in my life.
25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.
26. The plot is a beautiful day. I have no earth-shattering declaration of love, and I have no promise of love. However, I want to tell you: I love you more than the last second!
27, your magic is to let me dream, invisibly let me be defeated by you willingly.
28. Snowflakes fell to the ground, and the prelude of winter popped up. I won't cry easily, because with your encouragement, I will continue to work hard to give you satisfactory results and make you feel warm and sweet all the time.
29. I suddenly didn't know what to say when I dialed your phone. Actually, I just want to hear your familiar voice. In fact, what I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.
As long as there is a glimmer of hope, I will never give up hope! I am a person who doesn't give up easily! People who don't give up hope easily! So I have been working hard! Since I fell in love with you, I have a dream! You are my biggest dream!
Do you have a boyfriend? Don't! Great! I have no girlfriend! Would you like to be my girlfriend? This is definitely impossible! Why? Shit! Didn't you read my file? I am a man!
32. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you very much, and I should like you 90%. I'm sure I love you. I hope you understand my love!
33. I am willing to care for your tenderness with the true feelings of my life; I am willing to give you the best life with my lifelong belief; I would like to use the true love of my life to walk hand in hand with the happy journey of my life.
34, the sky, because there is sunshine, it is very blue; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; The sea is wide because of the wind. Heart is beautiful because of you! If I don't have you in my life, there seems to be no world. Now please promise me one request: marry me!
Xiaoming: Goddess be my girlfriend! Goddess: Well, unless you can impress me! So Xiaoming knocked the goddess back two steps with one punch, and I obviously touched you! Why go back on our word?
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