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One: I asked Fahai: What is fate? Fahai said: You wait, I will accept you sooner or later.

Two: girls pretend that it's called capital, and boys pretend that it's called pervert.

Three: Shushan has a way to learn endless sea to make porridge.

Four: Standing on the shore of the years, imagine my past as Shui Piao.

There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

Six: it's not your fault that your head is stupid, but it's your fault that your head is flooded!

Seven: Sister in front, sorry, you are a little huge, blocking my cell phone signal.

Eight: your IQ, you decided to scold NC for his good character.

Nine: Can't you talk? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

Ten: People who take themselves too seriously are often good at pretending.

Eleven: Men must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises and letting go of everything.

Twelve: Really pack to force, dare to face yourself without thickness.

Thirteen: Drinking beer can cure Romania. Listen, people without beer bellies are hunchbacked.

Fourteen: Don't hit the south wall and don't look back. Hit the south wall, grab it and be pushed by everyone.

Fifteen: Don't forget your world. I have been here before. Don't forget your former happiness.

Sixteen: Even if I tell you, you may not understand. When you go out, you must take a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen.

Seventeen: I used to spend money at school, but now I am working.

Eighteen: To live is to keep tossing until one day you stop tossing. Source: binzz, please keep it.

Nineteen: What is sadness? Sadly, I went to the vegetable market to buy food with my hard-earned salary, only to find that the price of vegetables increased by%!

Twenty: Enter in Baidu: Is there anyone more handsome than me? It replied, sorry, it hasn't been found yet!

Twenty-one: I said keep a low profile, and you just gave me applause and screams.

Twenty-two: Your love is like a vending machine. Anyone with money can do it.

Twenty-three: People say things and fart. They just breathe.

Twenty-four: When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

Twenty-five: I never bully the weak I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

Twenty-six: Clothes make the man, horses rely on the saddle, and dogs run happily with bells.

Twenty-seven: I swear I'll cut off my hand if I surf the Internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

Twenty-eight: A dedicated person is like the sun, where it shines, while a passive person is like the moon, and the fifteenth day of the first month is different. (WeChat screen name)

Twenty-nine: boys have no money and girls want a divorce; Boys have money and want a divorce! Anyway, it's better not to get married than divorce!

Thirty: We have been practicing smiling and finally become people who dare not cry.

Thirty-one: Your brain is cramped, your cerebellum is knotted, and your central nervous system is abnormal. I suggest you kill yourself.

Thirty-two: You just heard that I am not doing well, but you don't know how bad it is.

Thirty-three: treat you as a human being, please be as humane as possible.

Thirty-four: The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place forever, but to have food everywhere all your life.

Thirty-five: Only the fakes are real, and the others are fake!

Thirty-six: I miss your eyebrows very much, but I feel very fuzzy. Suddenly I feel that most of my thoughts are like this, and they are getting weaker and weaker.

Thirty-seven: Who can count on so many brothers and sisters when hurting people? There is only one self in the world? Why waste brain cells for them?

Thirty-eight: After you were born, did you throw you up three times and only catch you twice?

Thirty-nine: the gray sky can't guess the remaining tears.

Forty: * * * * will always be * * *, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

Forty-one: Our weather forecast lasted for more than ten minutes, and the Japanese just said, "It will rain all over the country."

Forty-two: Can someone who secretly loves me confess that you are anxious and I am waiting?

Forty-three: People and goblins are born of mothers, different people are fucking people, and demons are fucking demons. So you are a shemale!

Forty-four: God will certainly forgive me, because this is his profession.

Forty-five: Someone asked me, "What your brothers and sisters say to you usually moves you?" I thought about it and said, "I'll pay." (Welcome speech by the tour guide)

Forty-six: The so-called beauties are mostly slaves of cosmetics.

Forty-seven: everyone is drunk and I wake up alone. I'm just not serious

Forty-eight: Time equals money, so I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

49: I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

Fifty: If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

Fifty-one: the living are not afraid of death, and the dead are not born.

Fifty-two: Who are you making faces at? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

Fifty-three: I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

Fifty-four: I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

Fifty-five: Never tell them that I have done something good, which will affect my image!

Fifty-six: Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu Yan Jie.

57: Don't be so busy. Your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

Fifty-eight: You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of your death.

Fifty-nine: Sometimes, I am not hungry or greedy, but my mouth is lonely.

Sixty: No one has stepped on my head since I became shit.

Sixty-one: Has anyone ever told you that the most beautiful fairy tales always stay in reality, and the fairy tales in books are just examples of advertisements, which will be boring after a long time?

Sixty-two: How about coming out? Just ask people to take off their clothes and pants.

Sixty-three: Your appearance is an insult to urban management.

Sixty-four: As long as you work hard, shit seriously.

Sixty-five: Strong music, lingering smoke (life inspirational quotations)

Sixty-six: others scold: a good dog is in the way! You answer: good donkeys don't bark!

Sixty-seven: You after me are in her love *

Sixty-eight: people are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic!

Sixty-nine: Am I out of tune with society, or am I forgetting myself?

Seventy: Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Seventy-one: people live so-so, but they are sad but fragmentary.

Seventy-two: If money is dirt, then I am dung beetles.

Seventy-three: Jealousy belongs to jealousy. Being a dog is not good. Is it interesting to stab people in the back?

Seventy-four: am/ ambiguous, not equal to feelings.

Seventy-five: In public, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private, I often insult my manners.

Seventy-six: There is a monkey in the zoo, so ugly that everyone vomits. One day I went and I vomited; One day you went and the monkey threw up.

Seventy-seven: Facing the sea, spring is blooming, but it's a pity that this is just my screensaver status.

Seventy-eight: I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: I was in a hurry to fly over.

Seventy-nine: * * * is not necessarily Superman, but it may be LadyGaGa.

Eighty: I never write typos, but I write generic words.

Eighty-one: People live so tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

Eighty-two: I want to ask you, which grave circle exploded and broke you out?

Article 83: If you find less than one dollar on the road, you should give it to the police uncle, and if you find more than one dollar, you should give it to your wife.

Eighty-four: people always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be crowded.

Eighty-five: boys remember, you must use the stick and the dollar diplomacy with girls at the same time ~

Eighty-six: The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up yourself!

The eighty-seventh time: Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the white lady was covered in water.

Eighty-eight: Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Eighty-nine: the third is beautiful, the fourth is charming, and what * * * recognizes is the original match after all.

There is a big plate on these two lips.

Ninety-one: What a lovely elf it would be if mosquitoes switched to liposuction instead of sucking blood.

A successful husband has more money than his wife can spend, and a successful wife finds such a husband.

I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, the sea is so boundless, and you are standing on the blue seaside. I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.

Ninety-four: Is there anyone like me who doesn't sleep at night and can't afford to sleep during the day?

95: I love you but you love him.

Ninety-six: Yo, have you just been struck by lightning, or are you going to be struck by lightning?

Ninety-seven: The teacher commented that I am a student who can't even concentrate on sadness.

China people have two characteristics: First, they don't like telling the truth; Second, I don't want to hear the truth.

Ninety-nine: Everyone should live well, because heaven is closed and does not accept anyone.

One hundred: I am a bird. I can't fly high, just because the cage is too high!

10 1: I don't know what the textbook is saying, but I feel so powerful.

102: I am not afraid of being used, but I am afraid that you are useless.

Everyone can be mean, but please pay attention to the times. Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

One hundred and four: You are not a true man until you reach the Great Wall. When you come to the Great Wall, a hero doesn't suffer immediate losses.

105: Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

106: The flatterer is finally going to ride a horse.

Boss, please give me a catty of strawberry arsenic. (Funny personality signature)

108: Don't like me too much and don't abandon me. That's it. That's good.

109: Good students finished the exam: "Finished the exam ~ Bad students finished the exam:" Shit. It's over! .

One hundred and ten: There are too many pleasantries, and the skin thickness is obviously not enough.

111: During the Cultural Revolution, an educated youth went to the countryside and found a donkey stealing wheat, but he knew neither the donkey nor the wheat. In despair, he shouted, Somebody! Animals eat plants!

1 12: At the moment when you walk out of my sight, I will extend a strong middle finger to praise your correct decision.

Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

One hundred and fourteen: boys have cigarettes, wine and stories; When a girl is rich and beautiful, she is miserable.

1 15: In high school, family ties are a luxury that few people can afford. In college, feelings are daily necessities, not very shabby.

1 16: You don't have a doctor qualification certificate. Why did you say I was crazy?

One hundred and seventeen: people always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

Life is like chicken feathers. Your duty is to find chickens from chicken feathers.

1 19: I've always been sober and watched myself sink.

One hundred and twenty: When will feelings be so simple? I don't like thinking, so don't test my IQ in my feelings.

12 1: In fact, all feelings are sweet burdens. Either you are too stupid or I am too naive.

122: miss. You can't miss it. Memories are soaked in water, and I still have a hard time with them.

123: When you want to lose something, please think about it. Don't lose face. -Trash tip.

124: You are such a pain in the ass. With or without mom, I'll teach you how to stab people.

125: Forever and ever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is sheer nonsense.