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Recently, a popular joke said: It's no use reasoning with me, you can only coax me.

1. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much and spend too much.

I always thought there were only two in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission.

I am not good at talking. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

5. Why do adults like to play this stinking trick that you don't look for me and I don't look for you?

6. Nothing is free these days, even the air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

7. It's no use reasoning with me. You can only fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me, fool me.

8. Honey, don't play with your bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you and give you three sticks?

9. Remember to recharge your happiness and don't let it stop.

10. I remember what I said the most when I was a child. I won't play with you.

1 1. No matter what I lost, whoever found it was rubbish.

12. The school is not a funeral home. Check the list of remains! What are you still wearing?

13. Stop. I don't want to hear your story. I will ask you whether you love money, friends, face or me.

14. I poked the moon into the sky, and the sky was mine. I put my feet on the ground and the ground is mine. I put my lips on your face, and you are mine.

15. Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up when he comes?

16. Everyone likes a leisurely life. The goal is very small. Tiles cover the head, and there is meat at every meal.

17. If someone hates me enough to pay someone to beat me, I want to tell you that if you give me the money, I will even beat myself as long as the money is in place.

18. Don't be blinded by wild monkeys on your way here.

19. A kind-hearted mouth that forgives no one, a sweet mouth that forgives no one, a kind-hearted person dares to speak out, and a sweet-mouthed person hides adultery.

20. Come with me, and you'll have a bowl brush when I get something to eat.

2 1. Being able to eat doesn't mean that I am a foodie, only that I am easy to raise.

22. You are not the Monkey King, nor are you the supreme treasure. You are just those people under the wall, watching others' love and chewing your youth.

23. Ugly mouth is not sweet, looks dangerous and has no money.

24. If I ask you to go out, you will really go out. I don't know if it's good to come and hug and hold it high.

25. The wind blows away the clouds in the past. After all, you and I are not fellow travelers.

26. I just want to rely on the comfort and gentleness given by familiar people.

27. Don't stay up late waiting for someone. It's no joke to hit your face with a mobile phone. Let me tell you something.

28. Can you be wronged in the future? You fell into my hands, and you missed me like crazy.

29. Your small tongue and your little lips will be my personal snacks in the future, ok?