Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Imagine writing 400 words: dialogue between real money and counterfeit money.
Imagine writing 400 words: dialogue between real money and counterfeit money.
Really: Bro, why are you so sad? You cheated some of my brothers recently, so you should celebrate.
False: I'm regretting it. Since I came to this world, I haven't traded openly between people. I am a fake. I feel that I have nothing to say to live in this world. I am sorry for my ancestors.
Really: well, then you can wash your hands of it and leave that dark world.
False: I think ... Brother, do you think I'm valuable? Have I hurt many people?
Really: As far as I know, yes. You know, now many swindlers let you, and then use various means. Many people are cheated by "taking the truth to make up the fake" or using various tricks to change the bag in the dark.
False: I really should finish it myself. I really want to join the legitimate industry. But it's impossible.
Really: Brother, don't take it too hard. Money is just a currency. It may be true or false. Counterfeit money is very harmful, but real money is not aboveboard. Money itself is innocent, it is something that contributes to the development of trade. The word wrong can never be blamed on our money. The dominator of money is responsible for a considerable part. So don't care too much.
False: Oh? ! Don't blame us, you tell me and comfort me.
Really: Then you might as well listen to it. Money can't decide your own destiny, just as you know you are going to be used to do bad things but you can't do anything about it. If you do something bad, those smart people won't blame you. They, we and you will hate those who do illegal business. You see, it's not just the shanzhai family. In a family with real money, those who cheat people with some small tricks go to big enterprises to engage in illegal business, and those who rob and steal drugs that harm human beings in exchange for money. Although they are all trying to get the real money, they have the real money. Isn't it fake money? Maybe what we do with real money is more unfair than yours. However, we look at those who know how to live seriously, those who earn money through their own labor and hard work, and those who selflessly donate money to those in need. Even though it is several times less than the money obtained by the black market, our money has undoubtedly played its due role.
False: Then why do some people say that "comedies in the world can be produced without money, and most tragedies in the world cannot be separated from money", and I have really caused many tragedies?
Really: no, remember, "whatever you do, it has nothing to do with money." The maker of tragedy will pay for his own tragedy.
False: Ah, big brother, what you said today made me realize. I'll treat you to dinner!
Really: huh?
Fake: Oh, it's my treat and you pay, hehe.
Note: I wrote this because I got counterfeit money last time I bought a book, which made me very angry. I hope that when you read this article, you should beware of receiving counterfeit money from those bad people. At the same time, let us have an object that both sides hate: criminals who use money to do bad things.
- Related articles
- Never suck children's energy.
- Pajero Jinchang-Spring blossoms, only wish peace everywhere!
- What does the plum blossom in the calendar mean?
- It's convenient to go fishing.
- What are the quotations of the characters in League of Legends?
- Classical mood phrases with plain language but deep feelings
- On the short sentence of drying her husband's Chinese New Year red envelope
- Cancer problem
- What are the unknown sorrows of your industry?
- If you care about your girlfriend, you really mean it.