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On the short sentence of drying her husband's Chinese New Year red envelope

1. Thank you for your red envelope sentence 1. Loving you is not putting you in my mouth. I hide you in my heart, live every day for you and cherish you forever!

2, gently, don't be surprised by your dreams; I just want me in your dreams.

If one day you are old and your teeth fall out, I will still kiss your toothless gums.

4, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for months.

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

6. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

7. Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart.

8. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side.

9. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

10, if I can change you and keep you in my sight for life, I won't keep you.

1 1. My greatest hope in my life is to wash my feet in the same basin with you every day and stay together until we are old-we are too old to go anywhere.

12, looking for you in the crowd is like shoveling all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope there is an afterlife.

13, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly.

14, I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

15, I really can't replace your mood with one sentence.

16, love you soon, for life!

17, I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

18, I only miss you and love you at any moment in my heart.

19, love you to know the sweetness of love.

I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

2 1, I want to change my style and gently surround you.

22, happiness! Only when you are with me ...

23. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

24. Let me tell you what love is without words.

25. My whole life is to kiss you.

26. When I don't want to wake up, only my lonely figure is projected on the wall by the desk lamp.

27. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. ...

28. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

29. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

30. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

3 1, what you see is the truest me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings.

Take care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

33. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

34. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts, I will have a taste.

36. You always supported me when I was in the most difficult time.

37. If one day you get pregnant, I will still cook dinner for you!

38. Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

39. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts.

40. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life.

4 1, who says you are difficult to cook? I will go home for dinner every day.

42. We are just two sides of the same paper. How can we separate?

43. How many stars are there in the sky and how many girls are there in the world ... But there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

45. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

2. Talk about asking for a red envelope in the New Year 1. The doorman thought for a moment and said, sir, as far as I know, no strange man has visited your wife.

2. Without victory, there is no failure. My house is out of power, and he hasn't received my wife's electricity bill.

There is a beautiful chicken who likes to "comfort" herself with cucumbers. One day, she was suddenly angry. She wanted some leeks, so she went to the market vendor to buy ham. When the boss saw a beautiful woman coming to buy turkey legs, he wanted to say that the service was thoughtful.

Today, we came to the Peach Blossom Spring. Peach blossoms are everywhere, and there is a fountain in the middle, which is full of mud. The scenery here is really beautiful!

5. I took the bus the day before yesterday, and a boy in the back row said, "The chrysanthemums are itchy." As soon as I heard it, I thought: Shit, the world is so crazy that you can meet it on the bus. I was about to turn my head to witness its beauty when a boy next to me said, "I think cactus is easy to raise."

6. A hospital is doing B-ultrasound examination. A male staff member told everyone that color B is in room 20 1 and black and white B is in room 202. All patients go to the designated room for examination. At this time, a woman blushed, walked up to the staff and took off her pants and said, doctor, look at what B I belongs to.

7. The husband is extremely happy. At this time, the doorman added: all the people who go to your house to find your wife are acquaintances.