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Classic fun tongue twister
2 Tear paper through the window and eat persimmons.
3 Get on the plane with the grey chicken in your arms. When the plane takes off, the grey chicken will fly.
4 if you eat grapes, you don't spit grape skins, but if you don't eat grapes, you spit grape skins.
5 if you can't learn the craft, you will have to use the materials, which is exactly what you can do.
6 wisteria is placed on the Jianjian Mountain, and bronze bells are hung on all sides of wisteria. When the wind blows the rattan, the bronze bells will ring, and when the wind stops the rattan, the bronze bells will be fixed.
7 There is a Ding family in the east of Qiaodong and a Ding family in the west of Qiaodong. One day, Qiaodong Dingjia said that Qiaoxi Dingjia's melon is good, and Qiaoxi Dingjia said that Qiaodong Dingjia's watermelon is good. I wonder if Qiaodong Dingjia's watermelon is good? Or the east melon of Qiaoxiding's family?
8 Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang crushed Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jia asked Jiang Jiaqiang to pay for the wall, and Jiang Jia asked Yang Jia to pay for the sheep.
9 A lame man, leading a donkey; A camel, pulling a car; A blind man with a child in his arms. The lame donkey hit the camel's car; The camel's car knocked over the blind child; The blind will beat the camel, and the camel will beat the lame.
1 There is a big white cat with a white nose and a big white nose in the east granny's house. There is also a big white cat with a white nose at the second mother-in-law's house in the west. One day, the white-nosed big white cat of the East Grandmother-in-law's family fought with the white-nosed big white cat of the West Grandmother-in-law's family, and I didn't know that the white-nosed big white cat of the East Grandmother's family won. Or did the white-nosed big white cat from the second mother-in-law's house in the west win?
11 there is a 66-year-old old man Lu in Liuhe county. He built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, piled them in 66 buildings, planted 66 weeping willows, raised 66 cows and tied them to 66 weeping willows. In a gust of wind, 66 buildings were blown down, 66 baskets of oil were turned over, 66 weeping willows were broken, 66 cows were killed, and the 66-year-old old man Lu in Liuhe County was killed.
12 (Attention! The following is a tongue twister in Taiwanese. There is a man named Bu, who carries a piece of cloth in his hand, makes two steps in three steps, and walks to the fork road, when the money is 15. Go to the double fork road again, and make a head road for watching. Carrying a load of vinegar, selling vinegar in the street. Sell, sell, sell to sweet potato road, look at an exemption, quickly put vinegar, chase rabbits, prey on rabbits, and find no cloth. I was so angry that I dropped my pants and wrapped them in pants. This rabbit really doesn't know the etiquette. It's hateful to bite my pants until it's rotten. It's half a step slow to snatch. Quickly put the vinegar down, chase the rabbit, chase the rabbit before and after, feed it, chase it without any sudden improvement, push down the vinegar, ah, the pants are even more chewy, and the vinegar falls to the ground and sinks into the soil. The rabbit walks to the inner mountain road, which really makes him angry.
13 one, one is a one; One, two, one, one; One, two, three, two, one, one; One, two, three, four, three, two, one, one; 12345, 54321, 4321, 321, 21, still a one; 123456, 654321, 54321, 4321, 321, 21, still a one; 1234567, 7654321, 654321, 54321, 4321, 321, 21, still a one; 12345678, 87654321, 7654321, 654321, 54321, 4321, 321, 21, is still a one; 123456789, 987654321, 87654321, 7654321, 654321, 54321, 4321, 321, 21, is still a one; 123456789, 1987654321, 987654321, 87654321, 7654321, 654321, 54321, 4321, 321, 21, still a one.
14 there is a ladle in the basin, and the wind blows and shakes it. I don't know whether it is the ladle that touches the basin or the basin that touches the ladle.
15 There is a hole in the wall and a seam in the wall. Cut a piece of chicken skin to mend the seam. I wonder if it is a seam in the wall to mend the chicken skin? Or chicken skin patching?
16 There are boxes in the house, boxes in the boxes, boxes in the boxes, and bracelets in the boxes; There is a box outside the bracelet, a box outside the box, a box outside the box, and a house outside the box.
there is a temple behind p>17 houses, and cats pee every day. I don't know whether it is the temple that pees cats or the cat-peeing temple.
18 There was a broken tile upstairs, and a mule and horse came downstairs. The broken tile fell and hit the mule and horse, and the mule and horse jumped up and stepped on the broken tile. There is a star in the sky, a person on the ground, the star shines on people, people look at the star, the star can't shine on people, and people can't see the star clearly.
19 Mr. Gong came from the east with a pine on his shoulder, and Mr. Weng came from the west with a clock. Mr. Gong's pine broke Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng twisted one of Mr. Gong's pine trees. Mr. Gong asked Mr. Weng to release his pine, and Mr. Weng asked Mr. Gong to lose his clock. Mr. Gong refused to pay back Mr. Weng's clock, and Mr. Weng refused to return Mr. Gong's pine.
Room p>2 beard, yellow beard, write the word "Fu" when the New Year comes; I don't know if Fang Hu's blessing is good? Or is the yellow beard well written?
21 Two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam and two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud. Poor two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam, thinking about two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud; Poor two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud, but also thinking about two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam.
22 There is a round eye in front of the mountain and a round eye in the back of the mountain. They came up the mountain to compare their eyes. I don't know if it is a round eye. Or round eyes with strict eyes?
23 Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang killed Jiang Jiayang, and Yang Jia asked Jiang Jiaqiang to compensate the sheep.
24 There is a vine on a high mountain, with a bronze bell hanging on its head. When the wind blows, the bronze bell moves, but when the wind is still, the bronze bell stops.
25 A camel rides a mule and meets a woman, carrying an eggplant. When the camel gets an eggplant, the woman drags the camel off the mule and asks the camel to pay for the eggplant.
26 There is a bottle on the wall and a basin under the wall. The bottle falls and breaks the bottom of the basin, and the basin turns over to break the mouth of the bottle. The bottle needs the mouth of the bottle and the basin needs the bottom of the basin.
27 if you eat grapes, you don't spit grape skins, but if you don't eat grapes, you spit grape skins.
There are forty-four stone lions in Shishi Temple, and forty-four stone lions eat forty-four wet purple persimmons.
29 The monk carries the soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk served the soup on the tower, and the soup was boiled on the tower.
3 If you know how to stew my frozen tofu, you can stew my frozen tofu. You can't stew my frozen tofu, so don't stew my frozen tofu.
In the south, there comes his big uncle's big dog with a tail and ears,
In the north, there comes his second uncle's big dog with a tail and ears.
His big uncle's big dog with tail and ears bit his second uncle's big dog with tail and ears.
His second uncle's dog with tail and ears also bit his big uncle's dog with tail and ears. I don't know if it was his big uncle's big dog with tail and ears that bit his second uncle's second dog with tail and ears first. Or his second uncle's dog with tail and ears, who bit his big uncle's dog with tail and ears first.
The Lama and the Mute
A mute came from the south, with a horn pinned to his waist;
A Lama came from the north with an otter in his hand.
The Lama carrying the otter horse wants to exchange the otter horse for the mute's horn with another one.
Dumb people who don't have horns don't want to trade horns for otters of lamas who carry otters.
I don't know if the mute with the horn gave a trumpet to the Lama carrying the otter horse.
Or the Lama with the otter horse hit the dumb otter horse with the horn off.
lamas go home to stew otters and horses, and dumb people toot their horns.
Cowherd loves Liu Niang, and Liu Niang misses Cowherd. Cowherd loves Liu Niang in the Year of the Ox, and Liu Niang misses Cowherd every year. Lang Lian Niang comes to love Lang, misses Niang, misses Lang Lian Lang, and misses Niang Lang. If you can't get around it, I'm in vain.
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