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Let’s talk coldly in the morning

1. The weather is so cold these days. Can anyone invent a pen that can heat your hands while writing homework?

2. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

3. That winter, it was so cold that it gave people a sore nose and a headache, and their feet were like two pieces of ice.

4. Winter mornings are cold. The cold wind was blowing hard, and it hurt like a knife to the face. People traveling put on thick hats and warm cotton clothes.

5. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

6. I think it is a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold when she is alone.

7. This winter is very cold. Some of you keep warm while I put it in my pocket.

8. The wind roared, and a snowstorm was coming. In an instant, the dark sky merged with the sea of ??snow, and everything was invisible.

9. It is said that the wind is like a mother's hand, caressing us gently. Damn, today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, shouting to death with a big mouth.

10. If you can’t give me a hug when it’s cold, just buy a coat from me. Thank you for size M! Please don't pay cash on delivery. You don't have to love me, but don't hurt me either.

11. The snowflakes roared crazily, hitting the face like needles, and it was biting cold.

12. The coldest place is not the Antarctic, it is a place without you.

13. When a girl is alone and alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold.

14. I saw a vast expanse of white between the sky and the earth. Snowflakes fell from the sky in droves. It was like a white tent was pulled up all around, and the earth immediately became covered with silver.

15. It’s getting cold. If you wake up from the cold at night, don’t forget to lift the quilt for your roommates.

16. It’s cold, and whenever I stay in bed and don’t want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang’s teachings: “Don’t stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.”

17. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

18. When the weather is so cold that even moving makes me feel weak, seeing you is like seeing sunshine.

19. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

20. I like to wake up in the morning and see messages or missed calls. I like when it’s cold and someone asks me to wear multiple layers of clothes.

21. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

22. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds. There is endless joy in the faint poems. There is my gentle greeting in the endless joy. The weather is about to turn cold, please pay attention to your health!

23. It’s that season again when you take a shower and everyone in your family thinks you died in the bathroom.