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When I learn to control my temper, it proves that I know what this means.

1. The shallowest relationship is that you made a mistake and made him forget all your goodness.

You must have grown up a lot on the worst day of crying.

3. Maturity means that you have magnified your feelings in the past, but now you can handle it yourself even if the mountains are full of water.

4. Don't covet meaningless people or things, how can you free up your hand to receive gifts with garbage?

Disappointment and anger are different. Anger just wants to be coaxed. Disappointment means that I can't listen to anything you say, and I began to think rationally about the meaning of this relationship.

6. If, one day, I meet my old self, I will slap you in the face. You have done too many wrong things.

7. Life has never been easy, but we have become stronger.

8. When a person has survived the most difficult time, he no longer wants to look for support, and anyone is a burden.

9. I want to be an independent girl, not dependent on anyone, not expecting warmth other than myself, so that a person can live independently better.

10. No matter how much you hate your school, you will miss it after leaving for a long time.

1 1. When I learn to control my temper, it proves that I know what is unnecessary.

12. Sometimes, you want to prove it to ten thousand people. Finally, you find that it is enough to get only one person who understands.

13. If you like it, go for it. If you get it, cherish it. Forget it if you miss it. Life is so simple.

14. Disappointed to the extreme, I wanted to say a long list of words to prove myself, but the words turned into a wry smile. I don't think it's necessary. It's unnecessary to say anything.

15. Don't disappoint people when you love, scenery when you play, bed when you sleep, and yourself when you are alone.

16. Some people say that what two people miss each other is love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

17. You don't have to worry about what you are afraid of, because it will come and go as scheduled.

18. When I was a child, I never understood why my parents could get up so early. When they grow up, they know that it is not the alarm clock that wakes them up, but life and responsibility!

Girls talk about classic quotations

1, how to live happily and how to live freely. 2, the tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. I want to fall in love and she is not there.

3, if the relationship between the two is long-term, it is not too late to do it again in the future!

You were still an egg when my mother became a swan.

5. I don't expect Qingyun to be in a certain period, but who knows that white hair can grow again.

6. Whatever the outcome, life will go on.

7. My life is not decided by heaven. Heaven kills me and I kill it.

8. I have my own discretion in falling in love, which will not affect my study!

9, don't be a good person and don't be a bad person, because the disaster will last for thousands of years.

10, Xiao Qingxin all go to hell! Heavy taste is king!

1 1, there is an embarrassment called watching parents kiss.

12, don't steam steamed bread for breath, even if there is no cat coin.

13. Plant your own red beans and leave other people's peanuts alone.

14, don't compare others with me, after all, I am not others!

15, my heart is broken, and it looks like dumpling stuffing.

16, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, not without long pants.

17, we are all lies, not cheating.

18, people are iron, rice is steel, and you don't pretend to panic for a day.

19, a sister is bigger than the sky, and a man is a fucking hair!

20. You are the fate of Russia. Without you, there is no fate.

2 1, men only say three points and keep seven points to conquer the world.

22. I can only blame myself for being too young to see clearly.

23. Two birds share the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.

24, Xiao He only exposed sharp corners, without a face to explore grass.

25. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

26. I think one day, you are cooking and I am making trouble.

27. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly dyed your hair.

28, the buddy's greatest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes!

29. Some people are simply four, except for two or two.

30. Everyone has his moments of glory. Don't treat a moment as permanent.

3 1, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall down. Is it possible that the girl used Dabao!

32, less and less heart-to-heart, mating earlier and earlier.

33. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my reincarnation.

34. The world is bigger than what you lack.

35, bed, you let me go, I am a person with homework.

36. After a long relationship, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?

37. I would rather be negative to the whole world than to the whole world.

38. Who are you who don't accompany me through thick and thin?

39. This society is too dirty. Who is qualified to say sadness?

40. The heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

4 1, hooligans love tattoos, and poor people dream of fleeing.

42. The heart cannot be divided equally, and love cannot be given to two people at the same time.

43. Behind a mean man, there is an ex-girlfriend.

44. Don't lie, because you will be caught one day.

45. You have a million dollars, and I shed diamond tears for you.

46, ghosts don't hide the devil take the hindmost, ghosts hide the earth.

47. The heart turns with the environment as an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart as a saint.

48, a sister is bigger than the sky, and the third man is pulled over.

49. Don't always be suspicious. Don't let trust become fragile.

50. What can I do without love? Everyone will die alone.

5 1, there is a kind of jealousy: you two are chatting very hi.

52. Simplicity is actually very good, so why be vigorous.

53. I am a proud island. Who is the tide that can't get ashore?

54. Life is only about food and clothing, and the social rhythm is rising.

55. Choose any handsome guy. If you don't like him, you don't need money.

56. Some love can only stop at the lips and teeth and cover the years.

57. In a pigsty, there is no need to pay attention to human etiquette.

58. At the beginning, courtship was like a dog, but now it's ugly after sleeping!

59. If you are tired, you can go. If you are happy, you will stay. Not agreeing is not cooperating.

60. Mathematics has abused me thousands of times, and I regard mathematics as my first love.

6 1, do not disturb during working hours, and disturb after working hours.

62. Take time out of your memories, those broken pictures.

63. I stick to my style and live in my time.

64. Toad jumped off a cliff and pretended to be Batman.

65, a threesome must have my wife, choose beauty and take it.

Although I am handsome, it doesn't affect my cuteness.

67. I'm a good girl at home, but I'm an overbearing girl when I go out.

68. If you can't compare, you can't compare. If you can't get it, don't.

69. The real bad guys are not terrible, but the fake good people are terrible.

70. The pigs laughed. Why do you still have a bitter gourd face?

7 1, who is innocent in life, it doesn't matter if he makes a little mistake.

72. I don't regret not meeting at the best time of my youth.

73. The country has finished, not waited.

74. If you avoid me like the plague, why should I treat you as a guest?

75. Monkey: Do you want to turn red? Be my ass!

76. It is not guilty to be single, but it is guilty to let others be single.

77. Is the next stop hell? See if there is a mistress.

78. I'm afraid youth is over before it begins.

79. Businesswomen don't know how to hate their country and do their homework all day.

80. Sorry. My heartbreak has stained your place.

8 1, there is a kind of schoolmaster who calls other people's children.

82. It is my greatest wish to keep you as my own.

83. Who owes who happiness, who can compensate.

84, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, Lao Tzu is not serious!

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

86. Suddenly sharp memories, suddenly blurred eyes.

87. If life is only the first time, I would like to stay in yesterday.

88. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

89. Baidu can't find you, but you must be in sogou.

Please don't harass, because I am harassing others.

9 1, 10,000 rounds of happiness, 1,000 rounds of drunkenness, the idle people in the world go to heaven.

92. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up!

93, eat mobile phone, drink mobile phone, and grass mobile phone at the critical time.

94. I treat money like dirt. My dad treats me like a septic tank.

95. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

96. I am not afraid of stealing tools, but I am afraid of stealing children to understand technology!

97. The sky is gray and wild. There are four lines on the composition paper.

98. Tell me who is chasing you, and I will help you take her down.

99, a tramp who just entered the society, asked to be taken in!

100, wine meets bosom friend, lovers talk.

10 1. Either you don't work hard or you don't work hard.

102, the sky is gray and the night is boundless, and men dress up as women and play hooligans.

103, you treat others as friends, does he treat you as onions?

104, debauchery is always before masturbation and purity is always after masturbation.

105, I trained my own dog, you are used to it.

106, there are thousands of men in Qian Qian, and I have to change them every day.

107, no matter how you did in the exam, don't forget to smile.

108, school is about to start, and my suffocation is almost out of control.

109, people are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

1 10, how many times have I waited for you to turn around and let you trample on my tenderness?

1 1 1, commitment, for labor and capital, are all floating clouds!

1 12, yo yo, chuck, I said grandson, you said.

1 13, when you grow up, Children's Day is used to remember your childhood.

1 14, low-key people In real society, low-key guys are the most attractive.

1 15, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

1 16, it's not that I'm not used to you, but that I don't have time to play with you.

1 17, when is the time to hug each other, Yang is watching.

1 18, you were still an egg when I became a swan!

1 19. A loaf of bread was hungry, and then I ate myself.

120, ten chrysanthemums and nine yellows, ten women and nine mothers.

12 1, it's time for a hug. Yang is watching.

Haruki Murakami's classic quotation "I'll talk about running"

1. Anyway, this is my body, with limits and tendencies, just like my appearance and talent. Even if there is something unsatisfactory, nothing can replace it. I can only rely on it to move forward desperately.

2. The beautiful fantasy embraced by irrational people simply doesn't exist in the real world.

I am who I am, not others, which is my important wealth. The damage to the soul is the price that people have to pay to the world for this kind of self-reliance.

The most important thing we learn in school is that the most important thing can't be learned in school.

The most important thing we learn in school is what we can't learn in school.

Maybe I shouldn't look up at the sky, but should look into my heart. I try to look into my heart, just like looking into a deep well.

6. I am the kind of person who likes to be alone, or the kind of person who will not be too painful to be alone. I don't talk to anyone for an hour or two every day. It's not boring to run or write an article alone. I prefer reading or listening to music quietly by myself rather than working with others. I can think of many things that only one person needs to do.

7. Violate the principles you set yourself, even once, and you will violate more principles in the future.

8. I think that no matter when you are young, there is always an order in life, that is, how to arrange your time and energy in order. Before reaching a certain age, if you don't make such a plan in your mind, life will lose its center of gravity and become inappropriate. Stabilize the foundation of life first, and the rest can be slowly unfolded.

9. others may be able to prevaricate, but they can't get away with it in their hearts.

10, if you are angry, take it out on yourself. If you feel uneasy, use this uneasiness to adjust yourself.

1 1. The world needs a specific villain, and this villain can be named. A thousand people said, "It's all your fault!"

12, shortcomings and defects, if you count them one by one, it will be endless. But it must be good. We can only face the world with what we have at hand.

13. Even if this is an empty behavior like pouring water into an old pot with a small hole at the bottom, at least the fact that it has been tried will remain. Whether it is invalid or not, what is vital to us is almost invisible to the naked eye, but can be felt with the heart.

14, even if I was stopped by others for malicious criticism, I never changed. Who can such a person ask?

15, when and where you win, you don't care too much, what you care more is whether you can meet your own standards.

When we know happiness, it is because we know how to cherish it.

Guide: Tear off the so-called mature mask. We are all children who have not grown up. If we are sad, we can cry without scruple. If you are happy, laugh freely. Life will get better if it is bad to a certain extent, because it can't be bad anymore.

1, a successful relationship is that you always love the same person.

Every season has its own story, just as everyone has his own life.

3. Anyone can be endlessly kind to a person, but only if it is worthwhile.

Life is like a big tree, it needs the baptism of wind and rain to thrive.

In life, in fact, everyone has a lamp in his heart. No matter what setbacks and darkness you encounter, it is important that faith cannot be erased.

6. In the end, we all have to travel far and bid farewell to our immature selves. Maybe the journey is a little hard and lonely, but you can only grow up after suffering.

7. Growth is not achieved all the way, but lost all the way.

8. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment to realize your dreams, but the process to persist in your dreams.

10, we all have moments of despair. Only when we face it bravely will we know how strong we are.

1 1, nothing can really calm your inner turmoil, only you can bring peace.

12, the deepest loneliness is not darkness, but that you can only see yourself.

13, always for a long time, always unable to retreat, only to know that what you have abandoned yourself will never be encountered again in the days to come.

14, happiness is actually very simple. When I am depressed, when I am sad, when I cry, you will come to me and give me a hug without hesitation.

15. Life begins with your own tears and ends with others' tears. The time in between is called happiness.

16, love is like an earthquake, unpredictable and a little scary, but once they get through it safely, they will feel so lucky.

17. Love is the most beautiful thing in the world. Even if it breaks your heart, forget it with a smile and start the next journey.

18, there must be cracks in life before the sun can shine in.

19, maturity is an attitude towards life, and innocence is a way of life. Every face will grow old, but the way of life can be young for a lifetime.

20. Love does not change each other, but grows together.

2 1, the best life is: time, suitable shade; There is a connection between people.

22. Accept it or break it, and the rest of the time is to remain silent about what you have experienced.

23. The greatest happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved.

24, happiness is very simple, just don't compare with others.

25, life is like a road, you have to walk out of the most prosperous scenery from the most desolate journey.

26. The more you grow up, the more cautious, the more forward-looking and the more vulnerable you are. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage that is not afraid of losing.

27. Time is like this. I feel very slow when I wander around. Once I look back, I can snap my fingers.

28. Life is like taking a bus, knowing that there is a starting point and an ending point, but you can't predict the experience along the way.

29. The best thing is to see someone smiling; Even better, he smiled because of you.

30. When we know happiness, it is because we know how to cherish it.

3 1. If you work hard, you may fail, but if you don't work hard, you have already lost.

Sometimes, people cry not because they are weak, but because they have been strong for too long.

33. To love someone is to grow up with him for a long time and wither together in the last few years of life.

Life can't always be satisfactory, but if you keep walking towards the sun, the shadow will hide behind you. Dazzling, but in the right direction.

35. If someone cares about you depending on whether he is busy or not, be an ordinary friend.

36. Love is a meeting, which can't wait or be prepared.

37. Be gentle, but don't compromise. We should be calm and unhurriedly strong.

38. Life is too short to leave a minute for someone who makes you unhappy.

39. One of the greatest braveness in life is to maintain trust and love after being cheated and hurt.

40. It takes them to open once a year, all thanks to their efforts. They are beautiful and short, just like youth. The difference is that there are many flowers in a year, but we only have one life.

Editor's note: There are always some songs that make us sad. What makes us cry is not the song itself, but the memories hidden behind it. Don't like intrigue, don't like being calculated, and don't like fake friendship. I like simple people and simple things.