Tell me something interesting about the teacher.

1. The teacher shouted to a group of students, "Those who haven't done their homework stand up!" As soon as the voice fell, several people stood up. The teacher pointed to the door and continued to scold: "Get out!" A few people silently walked out with their heads down. When the teacher saw this, he smiled, went to the toilet and took off his pants. He said to himself, "What a bunch of little people, trying to rob me of the toilet."

2. "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet ..." "Well, you can go on."

Today, everyone asked the teacher when to take the exam, and the teacher answered decisively ~ the final exam …

When I was in primary school, teachers or leaders from other schools often came to our school to attend classes. Our head teacher said that when I ask a question tomorrow, you all raise your hands, and you raise your right hand instead of your left. This kind of teacher, you have wood!

The teacher cares about us like a mother, yes, but ... what if it's a stepmother? ...

6. Teacher, how many points would you give me? I wish you a long life.

7. Students want to make their teacher happy. So as soon as the teacher entered the classroom, Qi said, "Hey. Your Yida. " The teacher smiled and said with a test paper, "It's a dozen of yours."

8. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

Teacher, my quilt is ill. I must take care of it in bed.

10. Today, the history teacher asked me, "Who is Kangxi's son?" I blurted out "Andrew!" Then I was embarrassed.

1 1. Stop, you are wearing a skirt to take the exam, are you copying a notebook on your lap! "... teacher ~ You can guess this, Mo ... Are you a n experienced person?"

12. The teacher is giving a lecture on the podium, and I am listening to the song below. I am afraid that the teacher will come down and see it, so let me sit next to my deskmate and watch. I patted my deskmate, pointed to the ear wearing headphones, pointed to the teacher, and then pointed to my mouth. I was listening to a song when the teacher came down and told me. My deskmate nodded thoughtfully, and then said loudly, "Teacher, I'm listening to music at my deskmate. I told you to keep your lecture down!" " ! "

13. At that time, in high school, one person farted in self-study at night, which was slightly tactful, and the four people next to him kept laughing. The new female teacher got angry and snapped it off, with little effect. Then in a rage, let the four of them write a check-up, and later feel uncomfortable, let the fart write one. The child stood up and said, "How can I fart?" "

14. There is a lovely female teacher in our school with a very good personality. She once told us in class: "This homework must be handed in before noon tomorrow 12! Otherwise ... "We were surprised at how she became so fierce, so we hesitated and said," Otherwise, you can hand it in later! "

15. A girl complained in the examination room: "Teacher, it's too hot, and the fan has no wind!" Who expected the teacher to say, "Don't worry, you will feel cold when you see the test paper later."

16. when the invigilator said, put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium, I really want to put myself on it.

17. Teacher, can we change the teaching methods? For example ... dreams ...

18. "Teacher, I want to shit." "Xiao Ming, please use civilized language." "Hello, teacher, my ass wants to vomit."

19. The teacher said I was a troublemaker, so what was my classmate? ...

20. Teacher, you don't have to bother to change my deskmate. I don't care who I talk to.

2 1. "How can you make your deskmate be dead set on meeting the teacher for you by playing with your mobile phone in class? Play the mobile phone at the same table! "

22. My deskmate got three points in the chemistry exam. The teacher said, "What can you do with three points?" ? "The deskmate calmly replied," Teacher, three points can rob the landlord ... "

23. I can't help playing with my mobile phone when I study in the evening. From morning till class time, the teacher hasn't come for a long time. Suddenly the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the light. As a result, all the children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away.

24. The teacher said that the senior high school entrance examination is coming soon, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

25. The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

26. Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we have to make up our sleep with your class.

27. The teacher has always had such a class with good study, good discipline, good hygiene and everything. The name of this class is "Other Class".

28. What if the teacher hits me? Pick up a kitchen knife and fuck him.

Talk about funny singing in ktv.

1, game? Cell phone? Computer? Television? A bar? ktv？ Nothing is better than having a lively wife.

2. In KTV, everyone will sing an unpopular song that they are best at, and they know best and sing it to people who are not present.

Please go to KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It's k, you have a meal, then you kick, and finally you make a V gesture.

My heart is just a scar. The injured blood danced with the red enchanting music in KTV, rendering the dark night and the dark sky, just like the thoughts in my heart gradually faded away in loneliness.

In KTV, I clap my hands, not because you sing well, but because I admire your courage.

6. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

7. There is no sound in the microphone. Who wants to listen to the hoarse voice? I am hiding in KTV. Who wants to listen to the hoarse voice?

8. A song, a memory and a fortune. In fact, I like going to KTV with you, watching you crazy and listening to you sing.

9. Just like the song you want every time you go to KTV, you will never listen to it. People who laugh and laugh at every party are nothing when they leave the table.

10, want to go to KTV and drink? I want to call you when I feel dizzy.

1 1, aging symptoms 1 1: I used to sing KTV until dawn, but now I will be tired for a week as long as I stay up late. Li Wei: This silence makes me disheartened.

12, the happiest thing in the world is that families get together to discuss what to buy, sing KTV together and tease each other.

13, love, give me some time. I am the river and you are the tide. I go to KTV, and you are mom. We can drive at will in this yard, and we don't know where to drive!

14 at ktv. Everyone needs a good brother. When you can't sing, you can give him wheat. When you can't drink, you can give him the cup. Everyone also needs a good sister. When you want to cry, someone can hold you, get drunk and take you home.

15, my buddy was singing in ktv and met a boss who tattooed a dragon to cross the river. I'm too hot to take off my clothes for fear that Nezha will show up.

16, sometimes you really need to vent your emotions, even if you dance in KTV.

17, KTV milk tea ice cream gymnasium independent bookstore opened.

Tell me something interesting about singing.

1, I'll wait for you under the grave, don't be afraid, that KTV is called under the grave, and everyone who comes here is buried with happiness.

2, a person to sing KTV, after the carnival, I have nothing.

3. It feels like the climax of ktv singing was suddenly cut; Thunder downloads to 99% and suddenly there is no resource; In winter, all the soap was used for bathing, and suddenly the natural gas was in arrears.

4. Buffet and ktv. When I met you for the first time, I couldn't help staring at you 16 438+00.438+04.

Make an appointment one day in advance and say that KTV singing is your song. Don't sing in a hurry, and don't sing along with it, or you will appear bored.

6. I lost my voice in KTV at midnight. I don't know if it's because of singing or drinking. In the middle of the night, I suddenly want to call you After the phone is connected, you can't hear me at all. Finally, I take this opportunity to tell you what I have been afraid to say before. I want to make it clear that I like you, but what I heard was that I love you, which surprised me. I have forgotten how many days I put up with this call.

7. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you work hard to sing to your father at ktv with your parents' hard-earned money!

8. A girl who looks quiet may be the tallest in ktv. It has nothing to do with indulgence, but the torrent of the heart must have an exit.

9. A friend of mine said: I'd rather marry a house girl and eat food, even if I rob my mobile phone and play computer games, it doesn't matter. I don't want to marry a woman who is chic in bars and KTV all day.

10, KTV is a magical place. It seems logical to close the door, whether it is hysterical or affectionate. The inner small emotions will always disappear in the ups and downs of the melody!

1 1, you can be quiet and undisturbed, hiding in KTV and singing alone until dawn.

12, singing in KTV, who has always dominated Mai, either sings very well or has too much pain to say.

13, a person's ktv, singing loneliness.

14, the concrete example of pretending to be B is: in KTV, he said he couldn't sing, and he didn't order any songs when asked. As a result, he can sing anything you order.

15, at my funeral, they cried their faces red and their veins stood out, just like when I was a child singing to death in KTV.

16, the feelings in the city are easy to be graffiti, but we can only hide in the small room of KTV, singing and crying alone.

17, don't use your father's money to sing your father in KTV!

Funny about getting married, funny about announcing marriage.

An interesting topic about marriage

1. Being single is a mountain road, falling in love is a road, breaking up is a fork in the road. Find a way to get married is a dead end, divorce is a road, and bigamy is a highway. Which way are you going?

2, girls don't be stubborn if they don't meet the right one. They don't feel bad about Xie, Yang Mi and. They are actually poor, and they have nothing to lose. They could have had a better life, but girls are really different. When they are single, they are beautiful and lively. After marriage, their children, families and careers are as bad as they are, and they are criticized. Suddenly I admire and understand Faye Wong, who dares to love and hate! You dare to slag, I dare to throw!

My brother is getting married and drinking in the middle of the night. He said that he would never forget his first love and miss her forever. Over the years, I only owe one person and have been blaming myself. Once my brother took the girl to molt their children. He remembered all the details and his eyes were red. I suddenly found that a man's love and responsibility are serious and profound, and his fickle feelings are cold enough, because he never mentioned his feelings for his sister-in-law.

If you get married and the bride is not me, I will dress more beautifully than the bride, and I will make a hullabaloo about.

I hope I can fall in love, break up, fall in love and get married smoothly, without any side issues.

On the wedding day, she wore flat shoes and decided to go with him as long as he grabbed the marriage. Unfortunately, he didn't come.

7. Say you love me very much, say you won't leave me, call me wife, and get married at the end of this year, but the bride is not me. what can I say?

8. Teenager, if the bride is not Russian on your wedding day, please ask your children to be careful on the way home from school.

9. I ask you, "What if I fall in love with you?" You said, "You should know that I am married." But you are nine years older than me. Why do you have to mess with me?

10, get through being young and frivolous, shall we get married?

1 1. My ex-boyfriend told me that after marriage, I should do something by myself and be financially independent! Don't depend on others. A quarrelsome marriage is unhappy.

12, getting married is a happy decision, two affectionate hands, three generations' unchanging commitment on the stone, and four generations' most beautiful dream under one roof.

13, falling in love after marriage is to see if you can bear hardships for each other.

14, son: I heard that men in some African countries don't know their wives until they get married. Is it true?/You don't say. Father: Not only in Africa, but all over the world.

15. Last night, someone got married and sang in the hotel opposite home. I was too noisy, so I rushed in and turned off all their electricity-

16, I just want to find a girl who is lower than me as my girlfriend, and I have been talking about getting married.

17, when I get married, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one.

18, when my husband and I get married, I will definitely invite all his ex-girlfriends to thank them for making my husband grow from childish to mature.

19, Me Before You didn't want to get married, and he didn't want to get married after meeting you.

Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will come to no good end.

2 1, the girl wearing a wedding dress is the most beautiful and happiest, provided that she marries the person you love.

On the 22nd, a 62-year-old American married couple died arm in arm, less than four hours before and after. I want to say that I really envy them.

23. When you go home for the New Year, someone asks you how much money you earn a month, when you get married and when you buy a house, but no one asks you: Are you happy now?

I'm getting married. Come on, woman.

25. Will the man who got married in his twenties be the one who told me at the age of seventeen that he would spend his life?

26.8.2 If you dare to show your love in front of me, I will take a picture of you. If you don't marry that person when you get married, I'll develop the photos and put them in a red envelope.

27. I'm afraid it's not her who will get married in the future.

28. If someone on my friends list can accompany me to my wedding day, I will send you an invitation, no matter who or where you are.

29. I only loved that smiling face, and I only loved those tearful eyes. You will get married in three days, and you will be his bride.

30. I'm getting married, so that we can both get rid of it and go back to the original point. I hope you can love them well. Don't be willful, don't hurt yourself, don't be stubborn and extreme. Live a good life and take care of yourself.

3 1. If I don't marry you on the wedding day, can you take the time to come to the church and take me away ... and don't look back?

I want my rival to be my maid of honor when I get married.

33. My ex-boyfriend is getting married tomorrow. Should I bless him? !

34. When my friend got married, she asked me how big my hands were. I really couldn't answer, so I took a photo and sent it to her. It was this big.

35. In the future, anyone who marries me and dares to mess around again will be playing hard. Because there is no divorce in my dictionary, only widowhood.

36. Some people marry for their parents, others because they are old, but few people marry for love. That's what we do, not for ourselves, but pretending to be happy for everyone.

37. In one's life, one should always forget some people who want to forget but can't, and then marry someone who doesn't love you very much or you love him very much.

38. Today is their 16 wedding anniversary. Mom and Dad wish them well. After all, it's not easy to take so long.

39. You said that you might get married in two years, because mom is anxious to have grandchildren, and she can stay with you for another two years. Let's consider these two years together.

40. Marriage doesn't mean happiness, and being single doesn't mean misfortune, because we are born lonely and can't leave at the same time. If a person lives, as long as he has a good attitude, it is a kind of happiness, as simple as that.

4 1, you are the first person I like with a married attitude.

Tell me a joke about announcing marriage.

1, he used to be mine, he said he loved me, he said we wouldn't part, he said we loved each other until we got married! It turns out that he is with my favorite best friend!

The Spring Festival is coming. The more you get married, the more you lose your lover.

The man who said he would accompany me into the wedding hall left.

Today is the third day of his marriage. Four years ago, he said he would take me to Provence when he got married, but yesterday he took his new wife to Provence.

5. How much does it cost to get married? Marriage is free for the Civil Affairs Bureau. Go ahead, it's my treat! "

6. It is really difficult to marry a daughter-in-law. Who gets married not by their parents but by themselves?

7. My sister and I got a marriage certificate! At that time, we agreed to get married in the future, but I was still a few steps early. I am always the slowest one. I like the scenery along the way. I like to stop and watch for a long time and then walk slowly. But I'm really happy for her. I hope you, my sister, have a new family. If he doesn't have a dime in the future, he will have your five cents.

8. The one I married doesn't have to have a house or a car, just love me.

9. Years later, Karry posted a comment that Weibo announced that he was going to get married: fans brushed out countless words wishing you happiness.

10, the person you like is married, but you are distressed but can't shed tears? I said first, yes.

1 1. On the party's birthday, we are going to get married. My wife asked me to make a marriage vow: we will marry voluntarily, support her leadership, abide by her articles of association, fulfill the mutual obligations of husband and wife, carry out her wise decision, strictly abide by the discipline that no matter whether my wife beats or scolds, it is love, be loyal to her, work actively, strive for lifelong happiness for her, be ready to sacrifice ourselves for her and her family at any time, and never betray her.

12. What if I still like you after you get married?

13,-I love you, Xiong Limin ~ When you come to Shanghai, let's travel together and then go home and get married ~ OK/

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15, a buddy got married today, I wish him a happy wedding ~

16, from now on, put away your tears and stay with them for ten years. Until ten years later, when they announce their girlfriends and wedding time, the whole world will cry with you.

Our lovely big boy Sheng Min is getting married. You must be very happy.

18, seventeen years old, wants to talk about a six-year relationship and get married.

19. Chatting with my wife today. I asked if there was a marriage certificate. She said that when you pinched me, I also had proof. Funny is cuter than a wife. Two years of first love, great love.

20. When you get married, I must be your maid of honor.

2 1, when you get married, I want to be a bridesmaid and step on your bride's wedding dress.

22. Although Cheng Siyao is married, I believe Chi Wei will find her own happiness.

23. My sister and brother-in-law are getting married soon. I send my best wishes. As the saying goes, it takes ten years to build a boat and a hundred years to build a pillow. Finding him in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago, and countless accidental accumulations are inevitable. How could it not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Take good care of this fate! I wish my sister and brother-in-law a happy wedding and a lasting unity. Fortunately, they will be happy forever! Love you.

24. All relationships that are not aimed at marriage are called flirting.

25, suddenly think of a place, suddenly want to get drunk, suddenly want to get married, suddenly want to fall in love, suddenly want to shout, suddenly want to be alone, suddenly want to forget, suddenly want to.

26. "I love you, don't leave me, ok? It's been three years since I broke up, and I found that I still love you. " "It's too late, I'm married."

27. He often sang Marry Me when he was single. Today, he suddenly told me that he was seeing someone else again. I finished singing his favorite song for me with tears.

28. I didn't even think about getting married. Unless my family accepts you. If you don't accept it, you won't be together. If you have this heart, why do you still insist on it now? weary

29. Ask me what I am busy with this month. I'm busy with this matter. My brother's wedding gift next month is a semi-finished product, but it is already very fulfilling.

30. When I am qualified to get married, I want to marry a very approachable man. He has no big beer belly, no big bald head like the Mediterranean, no petty haggling over trifles, and no inexplicable bad temper. He wants to like sports and be full of masculinity. He wants to like singing, even if it is out of tune, which makes me laugh and cry. He wants to hold my face and say that I am really lucky to marry you.

3 1, I don't want to get married. Do you think he will leave me?

32. Two adults decided to live together and share their lives. Know how to respect each other, don't try to turn each other into what you think, what he looks like after marriage, and don't fantasize that he will become what you think after marriage. That's an illusory fantasy and doesn't exist. Life should be based on reality, not fiction. Tolerance and trust are no longer concepts, but things that penetrate into trivial matters.

Another girl who likes me revealed that she didn't like me until other boys chased her. My roommate said that XXX likes you. At that time, I was a little grateful to her, because I was chasing my first girlfriend and was repeatedly frustrated. I wrote her a letter, and she said it was over and didn't want to mention it again. Three years ago, I went to a classmate's wedding and received a short message from her inexplicably. She asks when you will get married, and you must go. I said, in a few years.

I loved her for three years, but I didn't get together at last. She got married today. I wish her happiness.

I just want to be with the person I love, that's all. On her wedding day, my sister was the most beautiful woman in the world.

I want to get married so that I can struggle with peace of mind.

37. When I was in love, I quarreled and broke up every day, and I have been divorced since I got married. Maybe what I thought was the most suitable at first was actually to make do with it. I have been shouting to live for myself all my life ~ in fact, there is not a day in live high. Now that I have children, I don't know how long I can last, maybe one year, maybe two years, maybe today, maybe tomorrow. ......

38, not for the purpose of marriage, love is playing hooligans!

I love my blue face, but he's getting married.

40. The girl with eyes is married and has children.

4 1. I have always heard the news of my friend's marriage recently, and my heart suddenly became confused. I find that I haven't seen you for a long time. It seems that everyone has their own future, but I still don't belong, vacillating in love. Maybe I shouldn't think so much, but I really don't know where my tomorrow is. Now all the confusion and expectation are really worthwhile.

42. The most beautiful thing for men is: When we get married, I will burn the marriage certificate and see how you divorce me.

Talk about the funniness of starting school.

1. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

2, hey, if you don't die before the holiday, you will panic when you start school! ! !

Alas, the mood of going to school is as heavy as that of going to the grave.

I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

5. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

6. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is too insulting to my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

7. I haven't studied for a long time, and even speak hesitatingly, even if I am moved.

8. Will you call me on the first day of school and ask my friends about me?

9. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at school.

10, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind date on the first day of school.

1 1, school begins, the same scene, the same road, the same classroom, only the students have changed.

12, school starts! I'm going into a boring life again, alas! But for some reason, I like it here and remember her ~ little slacker!

13, a few nights before the start of school, thousands of lights were on.

14, the school is grade three, please stay away from us.

15, it's been so long since I started school, and there is no one in my class who can make me feel better.

16, long time no see. Are you avoiding me?

17, the quality of the teacher's class determines the mobile phone traffic this month.

18, your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

19. Actually, we like school, but we don't like class.

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

2 1, how I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

22. We like school, but we like to spend more time after class rather than in class. We like holidays rather than school.

23. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school were rated as the most familiar faces in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

24, freshman opening ceremony, all nonsense.

25. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

26. A junior said: I am not a virgin. What happened? I am a boy who is not a virgin. Why?

27. Is it so bleak under the rain to set off the sad atmosphere of the school?

28. I didn't like anyone at school, and I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

29. I have been sleeping very well since the beginning of school! ! !

30. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

3 1, after school, my back is not sore, my legs don't hurt, and my heart doesn't even jump.

32. Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I will die with this murderer!

33. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school!

34. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

35. I am lovelorn. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

37. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less.

38. Start school if you're not crazy, and you'll be finished if you don't do your homework.

39. School is about to start, and the person you find for me can't get my heart.