MengMeng's lovely short sentences

First, ambivalence is like catching a rape. If you can't catch it, you will feel sad.

Second, when I was a child, my parents had to sign their homework, but I didn't sign it at the same table. The teacher asked him, why didn't your mother sign? He cried: dad said that mom had gone away and the whole class was quiet! My deskmate is doing bad work! The class I led cried and the teacher was red-eyed. A few days later, after lunch, he took out a pack of Zhou Heiya to show off. I asked him where he got it. He said that his mother brought it back from a trip to Wuhan.

Third, since I became a bubble excrement, no one dares to step on my head again.

Fourth, life is boring, but fortunately I am cute.

Five, girls should be dirty to be cute.

6. More and more young people begin to get tattoos. Think about the summer after forty or fifty years, the old man and woman with tattoos.

I am not your sunshine doll, so I don't have to smile at you all the time.

Eight, see through but don't say it, a lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say it.

Nine, the real warriors dare to be fat, greedy, sleepy, stay up late and poor, and idolization is ugly and controlled.

I am stubborn by nature and have a clear distinction between good and evil, so I like you not on a whim, nor because you don't say what you want.

Eleven, many people walk into your life, but they can't walk into your heart.

If you are not afraid of trouble, please stay with me.

Thirteen, your tears evaporated as early as that summer and I was with you.

Fourteen, the phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the text message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

Fifteen, I run like a child, a child who looks at the sky and will burst into tears.

Sixteen, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

I'm not a customer service person, so you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

18. I don't cheat in the exam. In the second year, I would rather have no personality than fail.

Nineteen, don't tell Lao tze, big deal is goodbye.

No matter whether someone loves us or not, we must try to be a lovely person. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, run in the sun, dream your own dreams and go your own way. Although the best time is always short, we will all remember the feelings we had.

I want to be kind to everyone who says I am fat. After all, they are thinner than me.

Twenty-two, I visited Taobao yesterday and saw a knife seller with bad reviews. Open it, and it says: I ordered the knife from my master's house, and I made an appointment to fight on the third day. Fourth, Jack nife has arrived!

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

24. Since you know the way, why ask how long it will take?

Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten; If you lose, you will be scolded.

You look like rain, fog and wind, but you don't look like a person.

Twenty-seven, you are like a passenger plane, a car ferry. You are late. I'll leave when I'm late.

Twenty-eight, take me away, I am easy to raise.

Twenty-nine, if having money is a mistake, I'd rather be wrong.

Thirty, many people are looking for happiness and money, looking for the road to success, but because they are looking, they don't know that they have got a lot of treasures, but they are still searching hard.

Thirty-one, my IQ has been used to sell cute.

Thirty-two, you give it to me, get out of my world, I don't want you! I decided to love myself.

33. Is there an end no matter how far it is? Are you all here?

Thirty-four, those lonely days are all for me to meet you.

I want to do all the romantic things with you this summer.

Thirty-six, if it snows without an umbrella, can we get old?

Thirty-seven, life is not only immediate, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

38. Every student has the magical skill to finish his homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

Thirty-nine, when I saw the word money, my eyes lit up, and many IOUs even shed tears.

Forty, the reason why I am not tall is probably because I have always been a mini.

I'm sorry that we didn't say goodbye seriously when we parted.

It's cute and cute. Talk about cute and naughty sentences.

1. When there are no birds in a hundred mountains, thousands of people die.

2. The teacher said: Don't get up when you fall, and see if there is any money around you.

3. Lala Lala Lala, I am an expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan;

If you love, life is lovely everywhere. If you hate it, life is hateful everywhere. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere.

Let the storm come more violently and let the date get soaked.

6. I want to be an onion in my next life, and whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

7. Maybe you will meet a more beautiful girl, a gentler girl, a girl who loves you more than I do, but without me, they can't eat, sleep and bother me.

8. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

9. The sky is gray and wild, and the psychology of getting rich is too confused.

10. It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

1 1. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

12. "Passing by the high school classroom and seeing the blackboard, I feel that English is so difficult." "That's math!"

13. Do you feel that some boys forget their girlfriends when they have wives?

14. Men's arrogance and contempt for women also come from women's stomachs.

15. I especially like the teacher to get angry, scold us for a class, and then class is over.

16. You always call me lazy. Yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.

17. There is a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, she talked about what her niece likes to eat. As a result, her niece said, "Dad still eats his mother's milk at this age. You said it's not a shame to lose it ... "

18. How can we grow tall without the sun?

19. Just out of the community gate this morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

20. I have been with you for a long time, and I like joking more and more.

2 1. Every student has magical skills to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

22. Father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time, there was a frog ... Son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space ... Son: Is there a limit level? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on …

23. I am most afraid of death, I am also afraid of getting sick and taking medicine, and I am even more afraid of dying suddenly when I get sick and taking medicine.

24. Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad boy for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

There are many heartless people in the world, but there will be more boring people.

The best way to stop advertising is to smash the TV and computer.

27. I don't think my own food is as delicious as others'.

28. Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She is so cute. She said, "Will you be my boyfriend?" Just do it, but I'll think of another way. "

29. He quarreled with her. He slammed the door and left, shouting that he would be a grandson when he came back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, "Grandma, I'm coming to see you!" " "

30. "Will you like me?" "no" "then I'll teach you."

3 1. The pet food company made a market survey, and the person who answered the phone was a child. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!

32. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you!

33. Some people have long hair that others envy, and it turns out to be a wig.

34. Most TV shows say that if you kill me, no one will be killed. On the contrary, whoever says don't kill me will be killed.

35. My sister has m-girls in her dormitory. There is a girl named "Jiao Wa", petite and lovely. There is an "Eve" who likes apples. There is a "Kuwa" with a good figure. My sister is called "Huluwa" because she snores when she sleeps.

36. When I knocked on the table in class, the teacher said to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong.

37. This life is not long. Only by cherishing can we miss those beautiful and lovely things and leave as few regrets as possible.

38. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss, hold hands and have children at night.

39. "I have noticed that you have recently ..." "Stop saying' fat' or' fat'!" "swollen!"

40. The mother asked her five-year-old son, "If mom and dad quarrel, which side will you stand on?" The child thought it over carefully and said firmly, "Stand by and watch"!

4 1. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

42. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

43. When I get up every day, there will always be a heart-wrenching drama with my dear quilt: kissing lingering, reluctant to part, and hating parting.

44. Sometimes I think I like you very much. That feeling is like eating too much and bursting.

MengMeng's lovely words.

1. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely I am hungry.

If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die and I will love you instead.

Never leave a name when doing good deeds, only a business card.

Once, we depended on each other. Now, you have your goddess and I have my male god. In this way, dilute a relationship.

Now that you have determined a road, there is no need to ask how long it will take.

6. Ugly people will be loved, and beautiful people will be rejected.

7. At the time of extreme poverty, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

8. This young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupidity.

9. How can you be young if you are not frivolous, and how can you be arrogant if you are not arrogant.

10. Someone's long hair envied by others turned out to be a wig.

1 1. Crazy people live a crazy life every day.

12. Maybe you will meet more beautiful girls, gentler girls, and girls who love you more, but they certainly can't eat or sleep, which makes me angry.

13. I hope Santa Claus can put the answers to the final exams of all subjects in the socks beside my bed on Christmas Eve.

14. I only have one father, not very great, but I love him.

15. The weather is very cold. Remember to wear an extra coat. I said take it off for me when it's cold.

16. I don't think I'm stupid at all, at least I taught myself how to like you.

17. Don't spit ivory from the dog's mouth. You are not a dog. Can you spit it out?

18. Without anger and sadness, a smile is just a gesture.

19. I just keep you in my heart. I just love you all the time. What can you do to me?

20. This paper is clean, so I don't want to blacken it.

2 1. Is it necessary for a good brother to do everything all his life? Who is so stupid?

22. When I get up every day, there will always be a heart-wrenching drama with my dear quilt: kissing lingering, reluctant to go, and leaving with hate.

23. It's a pity that the old class always tells us the truth while digging nose excrement in class!

24. After breaking up, I told you that I was going to chase the male god, just to tell you that you don't have to worry that I will be sad because of your departure.

25. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

26. I want to hold your hand and make a lifelong vow.

27. Lu Yunlong, the old male god, will take care of himself when he leaves.

28. At the moment when the results are announced, you are most likely to have a heart attack.

29. Do you think I'm in the way? You don't know it's not that easy to come to my world.

30. I heard that everyone likes their deskmate, no matter whether your deskmate is male or female!

3 1. Every time I get a new book at the beginning of school, I feel like I'm having a private book signing.

You say everything you see in the world is gray, because you are color blind.

Even if the heavy rain turns the whole city upside down, you have to get to school at 6: 40.

34. Xueba blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

Do you feel a little guilty I am just your pawn.

36. No matter how strong and manly I am, I am also a fucking girl.

37. Why do girls care so much about each other? Decades later, they will all dance square dance together.

Lovely and naughty sentences

1. Don't be sentimental about me, because I am heartless.

2. Prosperity is like 3,000 flowing water, just take a spoonful of your love to understand.

3. Feelings don't need to feel, and deep love doesn't need to show off.

Love can't tolerate cheating. In the end, we are not divorced from this world.

Give me two years, and I will make you kneel before me.

6. Walking around the street made me wet through. Is it necessary, you thief?

I haven't eaten for several days. Let's send some eggs!

8. Is it necessary for a good brother to do everything all his life? Who is so stupid?

9. I suddenly found that every tear became so extravagant.

10. It is said that handing in a blank piece of paper can get three points, which is called clean paper.

1 1. Trouble will eventually be used by me. After all, you can't do two things at once.

12. Summer without watermelon is not a good ice cream.

13. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

14. The name is about selling fools. Those who are good-looking are called big, and those who are ugly are stupid.

15. Don't scare me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

16. You don't have to grow taller, I can bend over.

17. Your appearance brought me back to the beginning.

18. Come here, I have a relationship and want to talk to you.

19. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

20. Women, being beautiful is an advantage, and being beautiful is a skill.

2 1. Autumn comes in such a hurry. Have you considered the feeling of summer?

22. People struggle for breath, but what they force out is a piece of shit!

23. If love is not crazy, it is not true love.

24. Lost feelings belong to fate.

25. Donor, if you bully being original, you will disgrace Jesus!

I am not a delicate host, so I don't need anyone to protect me.

27. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

28. I can draw a circle, shut myself in and keep my memory out.

29. There was no real beginning between us, but there was a sad ending.

30. I said I could forget, just like a meteor across the sky, leaving no trace.

3 1. I want to hold your hand and make your lifelong vows.

Don't you understand that I want you to pay for what you have done?

33. The schoolmasters have almost understood. Don't be too divorced from the masses.

34. Eating at night means eating at night. Some people say that this symptom is caused by loneliness.

35. Ugly people will be loved, and beautiful people will be rejected.

When you are in the back seat of a bicycle, all the people who hug you are adjectives.

37. It's just that I'm so bored that I put you in my heart so deeply.

38. I wish those children who have reviewed well and said that they failed the course all come true!