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Suitable for summer hair. Tell me something interesting.
With the rise of social networks, more and more people are keen to speak online, share their thoughts on life and express their joys and sorrows. Then what kind of talk will not ruin this street? The following is an interesting conversation (70 selected sentences) I collected for you. Welcome to share.
Interesting talk about 1 1. It's so hot that the car is deformed
The scorching sun makes people restless and can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.
Although I didn't do anything, I was sweating like a pig. Poor thing, I can only hide in the refrigerator!
It was too hot to go out, and it rained today, so most of the holidays passed.
The hot sunset outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but there is no figure, which makes people feel that they have entered the original zone.
6. It's too hot recently. Seriously, even if my wife runs away with someone, I don't want to chase her.
7. The weather is sunny, but it is very hot. I think I'm going into a coma.
8. I've just done it for a week and lost three pounds. I will succeed soon. I gained four pounds after studying. I started punching again today. It's too hot. After a set of other exercises, I feel like I'm going to get heatstroke and vomit.
9. Ask how cold the bed is, and sell the head nurse to buy air conditioners! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners!
10. I want to take my children out once a week, but it's too hot to go out. Is there any interesting place to go?
1 1. At noon in midsummer, the burning sun bakes everything on the earth mercilessly. The earth was scorched by the sun, as if it were covered by a huge steamer, which made people breathless.
12. I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit the shoes have been hurting, and the weather is so hot that I am very, very sleepy.
13. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.
14. It's too hot. I went shopping with my assistant. We pressed the elevator and went home. The total shopping time is one minute.
15. The scenery outside is beautiful and the things I meet are interesting, but I'm still suitable for catching a cold at home ~ it's just a little too hot.
16. It's too hot, too hot. I just want to eat some cold ice in this weather.
17. The weather suddenly became so hot that I felt so hot when I went to physical education class.
18. I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a boy on a hot day!
19. Tianmu: I think it's better to change the flat peach banquet into a water-splashing festival to let everyone cool off.
20. It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!
2 1. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that the promise of beauty was too young.
22. I am speechless. It's too hot. I really want to eat ice cream. Hold back! ! Otherwise, you will lose face this summer, and Libra can't lose face.
23. The weather is too hot, which makes me very angry. I ate the map. It's called swallowing mountains and rivers.
24. If you wake up at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.
25. Dear air conditioner, if you are safe and sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.
26. Buffalo has been hiding in the pond for a long time. Its whole body is buried in the water, and only one head is exposed to breathe.
27. It was so hot that I got a big pimple on my face. It's the first time I grew this hard, red and particularly painful thing, and it withered.
28. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are heard not far away. I am very distressed.
29. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!
30. The willows in the street look ill, and the leaves are hanging with dust and rolling on the branches, and the branches are motionless. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.
Interesting talk about 2 1, suitable for summer. Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.
It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy.
After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reaches your mobile phone and says to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
Nowadays, there is no shame in expressing love. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...
6. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!
7. Wuhan used to be one of the three furnaces, but now it is not, because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.
8. I spent an hour putting on makeup and opened the door without makeup.
9, the sun shines on you, and the darkness is far away from you; Smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; Happy with you, not lonely with you; Happiness surrounds you, and fatigue won't bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
10, the summer heat is unbearable in hot summer. Let me teach you a strange secret recipe for cooling off the heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison, and attacking "summer heat" with "summer heat".
1 1. I saw a coin on the road. I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up because I was afraid of being burned.
12, taking the bus in summer, I hate those who wear short skirts and cross their legs to reveal her lace underwear. Whenever I see these people, I always stare at them with angry eyes, indicating that I am angry!
13, summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one. ...
14, the rhyme of Xia Feng brings you good luck, and the voice of summer rain wishes you good health, beautiful summer flowers and long-term happiness. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!
15, the high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!
16, wash your face, comb your hair, and apply some rouge and powder.
17, I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
18, I found a dollar on the roadside and immediately gave it to the police uncle. Uncle policeman thundered, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?
19, I am your weather forecast. When it is hot, I will send you cool, and when it is cold, I will send you warm, just because you are my best friend, and your concern will always be by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!
20, ask how cold the bed is, sell the head nurse to buy air conditioning! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Ten years of hot death, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Affectionate waste heat since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! If the relationship is warm for a long time, sell the head nurse and buy the air conditioner! Don't you see, the coolness falls from the sky, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! I'm talking about teenagers having a fever, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners!
2 1, suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer trees and ponds to enjoy the cool. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning, only fans, shade trees and mosquito nets?
Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil. Whoever wipes it will wipe it. It's cool.
23, the weather is hot, send you popsicles, love is cool; It's cold, give you a stove, love in the warmth; If you are sick, give you pills, love is taking care of you; Lonely, I miss you, I love you in my mind. Love you for a long time.
24, don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, it won't be uncomfortable in dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is convenient to drink in summer.
25, the weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature is constantly high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a summer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved!
26, the weather is too hot! Bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't need to be ignited, and it will catch fire! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!
27. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!
28. The cannibal leader came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: hey! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!
29. Over time, it will increase the weight of friendship; Over time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the thoughts in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a happy mood and happiness! Life is pleasant and happiness is safe! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
30. Gently, the wind is blowing; Moisturize, friendship nourishes; Gorgeous, full of flowers; Strong, friendship is sublimation; Really, my thoughts are flying; Warm, friends are greeting: May you be happy and worry-free! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
3 1, what women struggle with in summer is being exposed to sweat and makeup. What is tangled in winter is that it is too cold to show my thighs ... what should I do?
32. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!
33.look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be missed on time, and little idiots will always read them patiently!
34. Nezha: hot wheels treads on a steam wheel in cold weather and a wind wheel in hot weather.
35. I bought eggs and turned them into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!
36. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing.
37. There is a hot summer every year. The fan asks the sky, why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons that are cold and warm. Hope good friends, happy years are sweet!
38. Giant Spirit: Too big is not good. The sun is just above my head. I am more masculine than anyone else.
39. In recent days, the high temperature has continued, and you are suffering from high temperature every day. Pay attention to cherish yourself, don't be too tired at work, eat more fruits during the day and sleep at night. Don't worry, don't shoot if something happens. Nourishing the heart and protecting the lungs is precious. You and I know each other like friends. The above reminders are free!
40. This year is a leap year. Run April and add April. Happiness increases smiles, health increases health, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases happiness, salary increases financial resources, and love increases warmth. Goodbye. In the leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
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