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Every time I sneeze, I lie to myself that you miss me.
2. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited.
3. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, the house is the lowest consumption level.
4, to be a tooth in the next life, it hurts if someone is unhappy.
At first, she frowned, and you felt distressed. Later, when she cried, you were less nervous.
6. You said you still love me. Do you have the persistence of my love?
7. If the future does not come, if the past does not go, then the present is no longer the present.
Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
9. I just occasionally feel that no one will feel sorry for a freak like me.
10, some feelings, if you have them, you won't show them, and if you lose them, you will be miserable. Because the greatest stability of feelings is getting along.
1 1, 【 Pain is often found by yourself. Don't make excuses to blame others. ]
12. Send a text message to someone you like. If he doesn't reply, don't send it again. /Shuo Shuo/
13, only when you are in the lowest mood will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger bastard.
14, love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either I love you or I hate you, or forget it. How are you? Sorry.
15, every time I sneeze, I lie to myself that you miss me.
16, even if you fly higher and farther; One day I will go back to where you started.
17, both house and rot, the future is uncertain.
18, understand the general meaning.
19, this war-torn youth is mixed with our hysterical confusion.
20. There are no cold people in the world, but you are not warm.
2 1, the world kissed me, and I will sing it back.
22. I don't want to be near everything you have, because I have no ability.
23. A person is most afraid of holidays. In the world, there must be me besides the turkey.
24. Sorry is not the answer I want to hear. I just want to end our relationship quietly.
If you are worried that you can't fly, you have my butterfly.
If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then let's keep a safe distance.
I don't blame you for not loving me. I'm used to romance. I don't blame you for not thinking of me. I just can't let you go.
28. I am a firework in this world. I don't want to be a poem or a painting. I just want to spend the world with a smile!
29. There are many things I want to tell you when you are not around. When we are together, even if we don't talk, we just stay quietly.
30. Nowadays people are getting richer and richer. Mobile phones are bigger than my TV! ! !
3 1, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you go out to buy apples, buy me a bag of apples.
The more I listen to your excuses, the more chilling I get.
At school, I understood the pain of being sleepy and unable to sleep.
Sneeze, talk about sneezing, talk about it.
1, girl, sneezing is not because he is thinking about you, but because he is ill. Remember to take care of yourself when it's cold.
2. As a normal post-90s generation who sneezes suddenly, the first thing that comes to mind is not a cold, but who scolds himself behind his back.
I was awakened by the thunder outside in the morning. I wore pajamas and went to the balcony to collect my roommate's clothes in a daze. I remember last night my roommate said that the mermaid in the sewer fell down and fainted and thundered. Is it a sneeze in the sky?
4, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold with a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you ~! ~!
5. It seems that other people's families, whether friends, boyfriends, girlfriends or children, all have high IQ, high EQ, high face value and high salary. They are noble, handsome, gentle, considerate, beautiful and generous. They can do anything, give you a pile of money every few days, set several world records every few days, sneeze and rain ... but so what, it's none of my business. At least they are not as good as me, but they can't pollute me anyway.
6. A couple was walking on the road, and the woman sneezed. The boyfriend asked, Do you have a cold? Female, yeah. My boyfriend said, wait, I have medicine at home! My girlfriend thought, this is good for me, and give me medicine to eat! When her boyfriend came back, he said, let's go. The girlfriend asked, where is the medicine? The boyfriend said, "I ate!" " You have a cold. I have to take precautions. I can't let you infect me!
7. Who are you? Please stop thinking about me. I felt very uncomfortable and sneezed three times.
8. I thought you thought about me every time I sneezed, but later I found out that I had a cold.
9. I met a man who wanted to break my decision not to fall in love during my college years, even though I only graduated for one year ... It was really like sneezing, blooming and giving birth to a woman ... I can't wait for a moment ... He made me want to try bravely, feel the joys and sorrows of love, let me experience two of a kind and plan our future with each other ... No matter what the result, I will be as confident in our future as he is.
10, I sneezed again. Mom told me that sneezing these days should be a cold. I thought you missed me.
1 1, "I seem to have seasonal diseases, not sneezing in spring, but catching a cold in autumn. It is every time the fog is filled and cicadas suddenly sound, I suddenly feel so sad.
12, can't wait for your good night, stay up late. I caught a cold and sneezed. I thought you were thinking about me.
13, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "Shit! Someone took a group photo again! "
14, I was so stupid that I sneezed and thought you were thinking of me.
15, 30th day of resignation. Today, you went to social practice and were not at home all day. I don't know what you are doing, whether you are happy or not, and who you are with. Go to bed early and don't get tired. It's cold, put on more clothes and don't catch cold. I saw you sneezing the other day. You must have caught a cold, but I didn't. Sure enough, you passed on your cold to me before, and you still didn't admit it.
16, if sneezing really means that someone misses you, then I thank that person for flooding. -Got a cold
17, you dream during the day and at night. You should take good care of yourself to avoid catching a cold and running nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!
18, blind date with buddies, pure diaosi, will not say anything when seeing beautiful women. As a result, I had a heated conversation with that girl. It was very cold and the girl sneezed. As soon as I saw the opportunity, I stabbed my brother: "Show something." . The goods scratched their heads for a long time and said, "The dog will clear up after sneezing. . . "
19, I have a cold, my nose is very uncomfortable, and I can't help sneezing. I want to go to bed early, but I'm not sleepy, in a bad mood, agitated and confused.
20. The weather is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, the nights are getting longer, the days are getting shorter and there are more clothes. Take good care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose, send a message if you have nothing to do, and pass on a warm friendship. If you sneeze, don't doubt that I am thinking of you! Good morning, friend! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
2 1, you should take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold with a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which shows that I am thinking of you!
22. I got up in the morning and sneezed. Someone is thinking about me. Hit another so-and-so and scold me; Then I hit another one. Alas, I really caught a cold.
23. I caught a cold then. I told you that I have been sneezing a lot recently. But you said shamelessly, that's because I often miss you.
24. "I sneezed five times just now!" "Then what?" Who do you think I am? "You have a cold."
I hope sneezing is not a cold. ....
26. I feel particularly annoyed when I have a cold and want to sneeze but can't get out! ! !
27, a greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with your little hand; Please remember that it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that it must be me thinking of you!
28. When you are on holiday, you must go online with illness; I sneezed at school and thought of terminal cancer.
29. Oh, I sneezed. Are you thinking about me or do I have a cold? Why are you so stupid? People say I like you, not that I love you, that different fool.
30. I like catching a cold. I sneezed countless times, and I said stupidly, well, you missed me.
3 1, you asked me how deep my cold is, and the sneeze tissue represents my heart.
32. I sneezed Are you thinking about me?
33.- Hiding feelings is as difficult as hiding sneezing.
34. Love is like sneezing. You can always type it inadvertently. It is always unsatisfactory to strive for it deliberately.
35. Missing is like catching a cold and sneezing several times. You can't call if you want to. Your eyes will be astringent and tears will flow out.
36. The first sneeze means someone scolds you, and the second sneeze means someone misses you; Sneeze for the third time, son! You really have a cold. Go home and take medicine!
Sneezing is not a cold, but a symptom of getting better.
38, "beginning of winter, it's cold, put on more clothes, exercise more, don't catch a cold. If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that we must miss you very much! May you be happy, warm and happy in the early winter! "
39. A greeting, a short message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with our little hands; Remember, it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that it must be me thinking of you.
40. The doctor said: Love is a cold. A person infected by love virus can't hide from himself or others because he can't help sneezing.
4 1, I sneezed several times. I thought someone missed me. It turned out that I caught a cold and felt very uncomfortable. I asked for care
42. Every time I sneeze, I always say narcissistically, "Who misses me?"
43. If you sneeze, it must be that I am thinking of you. Then if I sneeze now, you can say I have a cold. .
44. When sneezing, are you all thinking: think twice before you act, and scold three colds.
45. I sneezed. I thought you missed me, but I didn't expect to catch a cold.
46. There are two possibilities for sneezing: one is that someone scolds you behind your back, the other is that you have a cold, and the third is that your nose is stimulated.
47. I have been sneezing recently. I thought you were thinking about me. Later I learned that I had a cold. .
48. I have been sneezing today. It seems that many people miss me very much. I didn't know I had a cold until I measured the thermometer. ...
49. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!
50. I sneezed and thought it was because you missed me. Only later did I know that I had a cold.
Talking about sneezing all the time.
I always sneeze today for fear of catching a cold. I asked my sister-in-law to run in Shamian. After about an hour of exercise, I came back and took a bath, but I still caught a cold.
Talking about sneezing all the time.
First, when you sneeze with a runny nose, you always shed tears unconsciously. I took the medicine and wanted to go to bed early. As a result, I woke up after sleeping for a few hours and couldn't sleep.
Second, I thought someone missed me. I've been sneezing, but I'm going to catch a cold and cough again.
I have been sneezing these two days. Who hates me so much ... Sorry, can't I?
I suspect that Pangmi caught a cold, because he has been coughing and sneezing recently. Grandma came to see Fat Rice at 9 o'clock today, and Grandpa skipped work this afternoon to see Fat Rice. Grandpa didn't sleep last night. From time to time, he used to feel if the fat rice had a fever. This is true love.
5. The carefully excavated izakaya is not delicious at all except the cake. She always sneezes when eating spicy hot pot.
Six, since I came to Shenzhen, I have been catching a cold, especially since this year. I sneezed at both ends for three consecutive days and then developed a stuffy nose. I have to take medicine. Fortunately, every cold is just a stuffy nose and no headache. The air conditioner in the office makes people around feel hot, and wearing a coat can still catch a cold.
Seven, I said why I always sneezed when I slept last night. It turned out to be sauce purple. I didn't feel what you were talking about in the middle of the night. Besides, I didn't get sunburned.
I don't know why I always sneeze, not today or yesterday, but for a long time. I used to be teased by my friends because the ending was long and high-profile. Recently, a method was found: closing your mouth one second before sneezing, leaving only a thin seam, will compress the sharp tone into a long poof 55555~ (in short, it is similar to imitating fart.
Nine, the throat is always sputum, always sneezing, and I didn't find anything when I went to the hospital. Do the great gods have any good prescriptions?
Oh, why do you have a cold? I always have a runny nose and sneeze. It's really hard.
I have been sneezing these two days. I guess something is going to happen! ! ! Whatever it is, read the confession! ! !
12. I have suffered from rhinitis for many years and I have been unable to cure it. I spent a lot of money on Chinese medicine and western medicine, but I couldn't cure it. Always sneezing and running nose has seriously affected my life and family. I'm upset myself. I hope that bloggers know how to solve rhinitis. Thank you.
Since I came back from Shanghai in May, I have had allergic rhinitis and always sneezed. It's serious recently, so I went to prescribe medicine. The doctor said that he was sleepy after eating. God, I'm already sleepy. I can't go to work if I'm sleepy again! I quickly bought a bottle of vitamin B. I didn't know I loved myself so much, haha. The mental state is not good, thinking a lot and worrying, losing the sense of purpose and being confused for a period of time is not the lowest point in a short life. Want to know if anyone else has done this?
What's the matter these days? I always sneeze. Who is talking about me behind my back? Still the rhythm of a cold, early in the morning.
Fifteen, video with friends, I said that I think I have rhinitis and always sneeze. I always feel that my throat is stuck these two days, as if something is stuck. My friend said I could drink a bottle of toilet cleaner.
16. Oh, forget it. If you sneeze badly recently, don't blame me for nagging you about who makes you so beautiful, so cute and so memorable.
Seventeen, countdown 17 days, the wound on my stomach has not healed, but I always sneeze inexplicably, and the pain can't be described in words! I feel the wound tearing.
Who can stop rhinitis? I can't stand sneezing all the time. I thought people were thinking about me, but it turned out to be romantic.
Nineteen, if a person has no rhinitis, then he should thank God every day. Thanks for not having rhinitis, it always makes him inexplicably impatient. Thank you for not having rhinitis. Every time I drink porridge, it will make him sneeze. Thank you for not having rhinitis, which makes his nose tick like a broken faucet all day. Thank you for not having rhinitis, which made him shake his hands and spill boiling water. .
I did something that made me laugh and cry today. He has been feeling a little sick recently. He always sneezes and has a runny nose. He sneezes everywhere, on the bed, on the sofa and on the ground. I sometimes complain that he is a cat with a runny nose. This product sneezed again this morning. When I was about to wipe it off, I only saw him silently licking the snot on the ground with his tongue.
2 1. MengMeng picked up a little nursing cat early this morning, a little, about half a month, and somehow it was abandoned by the mother cat. The little cat's eyes popped out and kept sneezing. He could see that his nose was blocked and he was breathing with his mouth open. He consulted Haixin and the cook, used amoxicillin to diminish inflammation and tobias eye drops. First, he observed. I took a nap at noon and drank some milk. I was much better this afternoon, and I could jump out of the box.
My mother just said that the puppy must have rhinitis, too, because it always sneezes. I think so too! !
I have been sneezing these days. I said someone must be thinking about me. I have a runny nose today Well, I have a cold.
Twenty-four, wake up in the middle of the night, tears and runny nose have been flowing, and the fan has been blowing after the injection. Great, the fever is gone, and the cold is coming! Always sneezing.
Twenty-five, a person at home to wipe tears and nose. The first floor is so wet that he often sneezes.
Twenty-six, I have been sneezing for the past two days, and I started to feel a little dizzy this afternoon. Go back to work and go to sleep. I hope to be refreshed tomorrow morning!
I have been sneezing frequently recently, five or six times a day for eight days. Are you thinking about me?
Twenty-eight, the baby was born for two and a half months, the stool is always yellow and watery, and sneezing and coughing will pull it out. Sometimes it looks like jam, with mucus, and sometimes it looks like eggs. Babies are breastfed. What is the reason? I have seen a doctor before and eaten Lactobacillus acidophilus, but the effect is not great.
Tell me whether you like me or not. Don't always make me sneeze. Sneezing won't tell me that you like me.
Thirty, rhinitis, really makes me collapse. Sometimes it is good, sometimes it is bad. When the weather is fine, I will forget to see a doctor. I always blow my nose and sneeze when I'm not good. It's very uncomfortable!
Thirty-one, I feel that the air conditioner is blowing too hard, my eyes have been itching to shed tears, my nose is very sour and I often sneeze.
Thirty-two, I caught a cold, but I felt groggy. I always lacked sleep, sneezing and running nose, and didn't think much. I still brush the questions there, moxibustion Dazhui, Tang Yin and Xiang Ying, and I feel much better. After a while, I felt sleepy again. I called my brother. Did he say he had a fever? I thought, take my temperature, boy, it's burning. It's quite big, bro. Come on, Dazhui, Shaoshang, double ear tips, and pricking blood. I am alive and kicking now, and my temperature is completely normal.
If you miss me, come to me. What is the ability to make me sneeze?
1, apply to be the VIp of Brother Fish Pond.
If you miss me, come to me and make me sneeze.
3. What's it like to like someone? Probably walking with him will make you want to hold his hand.
In front of the screen, you are bound to meet someone who loves you very, very much.
The simplest love is that even if you refuse me, I will never complain about you. But I won't come any closer. If you want something from me, I will still do my best. From now on, I will hide my love and stop showing off. I will try my best to live a good life, and I hope you will, too.
6. I'm not good at drinking, sir. When I saw you, I thought I might be drunk.
7. You don't need to meet anyone deliberately, you don't want to have anyone, and you don't want to keep anyone. Everything goes with the flow, and the best of yourself is left to the last person.
8. I won't be enthusiastic about you because I pay the rent, water and electricity myself, and I buy clothes myself when I am hungry. Go to the hospital by yourself with a cold, fever and illness. Watching movies alone and bored, I have no money but to endure. Why should I be enthusiastic about you? Is it because you said I like you? I miss you? Excuse me, are you kidding?
9. I think the most romantic thing in this world is that a person runs a long way to see another person.
10, if the night is too difficult, I will accompany you upside down day and night.
1 1. Girls who want to find a good man must take the initiative, because it is difficult for a good man to pick up girls.
12, I never want to be single, but I have a hunch that I will get married in the future. I am waiting, the only soul in the world that suits me.
13, I really want to go back to when you liked me.
14. In Nanjing, girls are called "pansies", but they should actually be written with expectations. Black and white means looking forward to your beautiful eyes, looking forward to your glance, and letting me enter your eyes.
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