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If you want to spend the New Year at your parents' house, let's talk about it.

1, quilt is fragrant, rice is sweet, and things are lazy. This state is worthy of the world.

2. Mom is a pro, Dad is a pet, and the taste is very familiar.

3. You can sleep late in the morning, go to bed after breakfast, and do nothing in a hurry.

4, time is leisurely, speech is also free, not afraid of offending, not afraid of being hated.

5, the temper can be the worst, there will be no constant nagging, and there will be no words.

1 1. Needless to say, love is everywhere. You can sleep until you wake up naturally. After dinner, you can pat your ass, get up, play mobile phone and watch TV.

12, don't be cautious, let alone listen to others, no one will give you face. All you can see are smiling faces, because they are happy when they see you and don't need anything.

13, you are the most precious person in the family. I'll cook for you if I want to eat. Leave if you want to play, there is no endless housework waiting for you.

14, there is nothing to worry about, just like when I was a child, I am an ignorant girl. Even if he is over three years old, he is the treasure of his parents at home, and no one can compare with him.

15, you say what you want, and someone will help you do it. Spoiling you is unconditional. I won't tell you what to do because of your behavior, nor will I quarrel with you because of your bad temper.