Funny taste, talking about boys 202 1

1, Friar Sand: Don't ask Wenda pigs when you die in troubled times.

2. Internet Cafe Tip: The Internet speed in this Internet Cafe is too fast, please fasten your seat belt.

Living in Beijing, you must watch the weather forecast every day. If there is a rainstorm forecast, be sure to bring a swimsuit.

4. Going to work is like marriage in the old days. If you are unhappy, you must be together.

5. If you encounter many ghosts, you dare to walk at night.

6. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

7. Since I left you, people have asked me: Do you always sterilize your eyeballs in tears?

8. You said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is too expensive.

9. What is hateful is actually not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

10, the less things in your head, the more tricks you have on your head.

1 1. I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

12, you have the right to remain silent, but I think everything you say is a compliment.

13. Even gas is inert, so why can't that person be lazy?

14, all girls with big breasts have neuropathy, because the peripheral nerves are necrotic and the upper margin is enlarged.

15, there is a kind of love called "I don't care" and a kind of love called "I am unlucky".

16, there are two factors that prevent my success: one is that I will feel sleepy when I am full, and the other is that I will be hungry when I wake up.

17, ask my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never get on the scale!

18. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.

19, if you think all the gods are floating clouds, then you are heartless enough.

20. Every success is defeated by a habitual abortion.

2 1, the feeling of reviewing now is: there will be a big wave of zombies soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet …

22. I once passed a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.

23. Even if you die, you should leave a widow for the world.

24. Without lovers and enemies, people are lonely.

25. Looks determine fate. No wonder my fate is so rough.

26. Real trust is when you say: I fart, she will never cover her nose.

27. Life ideal: drink eight-treasure porridge, eat eight-treasure rice, taste eight-treasure tea and sleep in eight-treasure mountain.

28. Men's meticulous attraction is second only to women's nudity.

29. I often wet the bed when I was a child. When I grow up, I often cry my pillow wet.

30. Why does the rain have to stay with me when I don't have an umbrella?

3 1, DOTA ruined his life, and Warcraft was poor for three generations. If you don't touch these two, you will become Gao Fushuai.

32. The early bird may not catch the worm, but the overnight bird may arrive first.

33. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

I am so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was very likely to stop production.

36, alas! Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one hundred million, or memories!

37. Don't hate others. You have nothing to remember, even if it is fragmented.

38. If this is a gambling game, I will bet on myself. Win this life, lose this life.

39. If you can't forget the person you want to forget, how about learning to let go?

40, persistent desperate love you, in exchange for your ruthless abandonment.

4 1, what is really expensive is not the house price, but the woman's heart.

42. Hello, I'm not here now and I won't contact you.

43, the new "three unfilial", it is said that studying literature, postgraduate entrance examination, no object.

44. It is said that Taobao shop owners hate the idiom: no friends.

45. Did you have a boy or a girl? I wonder whether I want to be an aunt or an uncle.

46. I recently read a book that taught people how to forget and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

47. When the house grows, it will naturally sprout if it stays in the depths; Meng reached the limit and got married easily and continued his marriage with others.

48. The most familiar stranger, makeup ex-girlfriend, married boyfriend.

49. The most difficult thing is that women, an animal, have to put some blood every month.

50. It's quick for the child to admit his mistake, but it's just fucking wrong.

On emphasizing taste space

1, the greatness of life, die under the flower! 2, shit can be eaten indiscriminately, so don't talk nonsense with me.

Don't forget, only you can.

No one can take anything that belongs to me!

On my stage, you are no longer the leading role.

6, feelings are not natural disasters, happiness is your own master.

7. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

8. If I lose this life, then I don't want the afterlife.

9, standing to pee is nothing, have the ability to stand and shit.

10, whoever wants to simply compare with whom, if I am wrong, just kneel down.

1 1. Have what you like, don't be afraid of the result.

12, rather than humble love, it is better to be arrogant and lonely.

13, girls are always in love with spring, and young women are always wet.

14, leave half when defecating to avoid getting hungry soon.

15, I have my own style, you can't afford to imitate it.

16, even if my love is cheap, you don't deserve it.

17, people who don't have the courage to start are actually over.

18, whether it's a man or a dog, an enemy or a friend, you can see for yourself after a long time.

19, you will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

20, life is not satisfactory, live earth-shattering.

2 1, youth is like playing mahjong, you either shoot or touch yourself.

22, Shenzhouxing, I think it's ok! I won't pay to see if you can do it!

23. I am not a glass or crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

24, wash your proud bangs, you can take out 2 pounds of oil!

25. Men always like clean women, but they always get dirty.

26. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

27. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

If he loves you, he does not need to please you. If he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to.

29. Please make it clear that I don't want it, let alone you don't want it!

Don't shit in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

3 1, brother is not lonely, it is spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

I would rather create my own sadness than copy the happiness of others.

34. The world is too chaotic now. Do it if you don't accept it. If you are poor, you have to eat.

35. I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

36. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

37. Do you know why sometimes the stool is thin? Because things are rare.

38. It's really embarrassing to talk about people who even want to eat and drink water. Only after I shit.

39. I feel that I am not at school, but at school. I am simple and rude without wearing a condom.

40, the male god is behind, I wanted to turn around and smile, but my nose was foamed.

4 1, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

43. Brother, you are much thicker than Dad. That's what mom said.

44. Falling in love with someone is as simple as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

45. Women scream when they see men naked, and men whistle when they see women naked.

46. I won't look you in the eye. I'm scared because I saw shit in your eyes yesterday.

47. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Live better, but for yourself.

48. A confident woman is not arrogant. Self-confidence means believing, and only by believing can she be happy.

49. My present position: WC. Posture: Squat. Face: twitching. Status: hard.

50. Don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I will take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.

5 1, I would rather let the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.

52. Every time I tell you a lot, you just answer, did you take a shit?

53. I am embarrassed to tell my male friends what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I want to buy clothes for my menstrual period.

54. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

55. I had a dream about you. I am sad. You are eating shit. I tried to persuade you, but you didn't listen and hit me.

56. Since ancient times, who didn't have shit and who defecated without paper? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

57. Go to the toilet when you are in a bad mood, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then rush down.

58, bitter old trees faint, the school canteen price increases, students are hungry into thin horses. The sun has set, mom. I want to go home.

59. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

60. I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account at the end of my life.

6 1, I fell in love with a six-year-old girl, which is really sinful. It is really sinful for you to get rid of the person you like.

62. Once I was playing on the ground, the male god patted me from behind, and then I farted loudly.

63. After taking a shower, I trotted to my wife in bed and said, Sir, here comes your sausage. Take away or eat here. A word from my wife: slice.

64. The area of large intestine is about 300 square meters, and even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. Finally know what life is worse than death.

65. If you dare to break my heart and my lungs, I will definitely break your third leg and let your bird sleep forever.

66. A friend fell in love for two years and was heartbroken. I comforted him not to be sad. You are someone else's wife who has slept for two years.

67. A student said: Teacher, I want to shit! Teacher: Be polite! The student was silent for a while and said, teacher, my ass wants to vomit!

68. Our class wants to rehearse Farewell My Concubine. I wanted to say this to a girl. I play the overlord and you play the concubine. As a result, I accidentally said: I play the tortoise and you play the concubine.

69. The day before yesterday, in the office, there was music on the computer, and suddenly there was fart. I squeezed this fart into four with the music and found that everyone else in the office was watching me. I was wearing fucking headphones, and the girl next to me said, fart and you'll be all right.

Focus on taste, talking about a complete collection, focusing on taste and personality signature.

1. Yesterday, a friend said that he would break up with me, but I didn't agree. After all, I didn't know where it was.

Other people's wives will be angry, and my wife needs to cheer up. Other people's children can buy toilet paper, and mine is still on it.

3. Three white rabbits shit together in the forest. Xiao Bai pulled a round lump, Xiao Hei pulled a cylindrical lump, and Xiao Hui pulled a five-pointed star. Everyone was surprised and asked, Grey Grey, how can you pull out the five-pointed star? Grey said wryly, hey, I pinched it with my hand.

I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

Everyone must be careful when making friends, and try to make more friends with good wine. Yesterday, a buddy even called me and said that he had a crush on me for a long time! Fuck, so he's gay! The most exasperating thing is that he forgot about it the next day, which made me happy for nothing!

6. As a woman, is it so difficult to want a simple love that works at sunrise and stops at sunset?

7. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him medicine as cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful. Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.

8. People have 206 bones. At the moment the wind blows your skirt, I have 207.

9. A swimmer fell into a shit hole. He used various swimming skills, such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. Just as he was about to go ashore, he suddenly kicked his leg and hit the wall. He turned gracefully in the water and swam back.

10. When I was young, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When I grow up, the situation is just the opposite.

1 1. Brother, can I go out with you? I think you are gregarious. Although I am weak, I can stab people, especially women. I can poke her out of the water.

12. People who have never had shit since ancient times pull early and pull late.

13. You always fart in the office, and colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shivering and asked what you were doing, and you replied that I was shaking!

14. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

15. Ah, lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics and water, I suddenly felt. . . I look like shit in the toilet.

16. God gave me ten slender fingers, but I used them to dig my nose excrement.

17. A couple met in the park. The woman asked: Are you willing to die for me? The man looked embarrassed and the woman continued to ask, If you don't want to die for me, then you don't love me. Let's break up. The man hesitated for a long time, and finally took out his ear and fed it to her.

18. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

19. A brother is constipated and can't be comfortable in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. No sooner had I entered than there was a real storm. The brother said enviously to his buddy: Dude, I envy you so much. The buddy said: I envy you, my pants are still on!

20. As a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

2 1. I woke up in the morning to see my boyfriend playing, and I was unmoved by all kinds of teasing and touching behind him. I'm so angry! Get down and play with his balls with your hands! Maybe it hurts. Get up and chase me, and I run to bed. This guy pushed me down, took off my pajamas and bounced my balls!

202 1 society's emphasis on taste

1, Xiao Wang stayed in the middle, so he became Xiao Quan.

2, obviously not a stranger, but pretend to be stranger than a stranger!

To give up one thing, we must first find another thing to replace it.

4. I am not a lady. What happened? I hate it when girls eat a jiaozi and divide it into dozens. I'll just take a bite.

The trash can of a class reflects the economic strength of this class.

6. When you miss someone so much that you will never see him again, even if you breathe quietly, you will feel unforgettable pain.

I haven't finished my homework yet. I don't think it is necessary to register.

8, always hurt, tears, never change, thinking that persistence is forever.

9, life is too long, you are just a landscape!

10, man struggles upwards as long as he is not afraid of dying on Mount Everest.

1 1. Is that man nice? The pixels are relatively low!

12, what's the use of learning English? Aren't those letters?

13, I am willing to stay with you all my life, because I love you so much.

14. When love goes bad, the person who should go will still go and will not look back.

15, I heard that you are doing well, so I wish you a lonely life with her.

16, women must understand and remember that men love beauty, regardless of age, as long as they are men.

17, it is better to know yourself than to let others know yourself.

18, the summer vacation has passed more than half, and I feel difficult to breathe at the thought of starting school.

19, don't fail, I want to; If I don't study, I want what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

There's something I'm not telling you. what's up I seem to like you.

2 1, before getting out of the elevator, press all buttons on all floors, and then leave as if nothing had happened.

22. How many people say what will happen when I get rich? I cried when I touched my pocket.

23, what can't be done, eat nothing left, change your brain capacity and stomach capacity!

24, there is no inseparable couple, only a small three who don't work hard.

25. I cry easily But I'm not fragile. I often laugh. But I am not happy.

26. I also talked about love several times because of loneliness. Who knows that it is easy to be kicked after repeated battles and defeats!

27. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.

28. Even though our youth is silent, there are good scenery everywhere.

29. Wife: Which province's men are the least attractive to women? Husband said: Save it.

30. My love is infinite, but my patience is limited.

3 1, there is a kind of heartache, but I don't see it now. There is a kind of pain that only oneself can see.

32. People eat slowly with chopsticks, and I eat as if I had just been released from prison.

33. Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

34. No horror film can compare with the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the window.

35. Don't just think that a girl is naive. If she doesn't like you, Minute is more mature than your mother.

36. Time slowly destroys my feelings for you, although it is a bit perfect.

37, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

38. Once upon a time, your eyes were as lifeless as Dong.

39. In your eyes, I have too many shortcomings to see. I like you so much.

40. People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

4 1, someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

42. Love at first sight, kill two birds with one stone, and hit Cupid with one sword.

I'm selling happiness. Happiness is that you don't care (it is difficult) to answer other people's questions about whether you are happy or not.

44. When I don't like to talk, you should know that your minority action has a little mood again.

45. You have left my world, and I don't need to wander in your world.

46. Life is painful. The person I love holds other people's hands.

47. The worst thing: I finally caught a cigarette and suddenly found that there was no fire.

48. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

49. Because you are a man, smile calmly no matter how tired you are, and live freely no matter how painful you are.

I want to read more books. Even if I become a hooligan in the future, I will be a literate hooligan.

5 1. Unexpectedly, Shan Chunqiu is true love for Sha Qianmo!

52. The girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.

53. Others laugh that I have an iphone, and I laugh at others' PHS.

54. There is a Gu Liang named Xiao Fang in the village, with a pockmarked face and no makeup.

55, big head, thick neck, stupid action like a pig!

56. Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why did you come to be the third wheel between us?

57. You get online in a hurry and get offline in a hurry. I, shielding other information, just waiting for you.

58, put down the enemy with bullets, put down the brothers with spirit Erguotou.

59. You can't blame gravity if you can't shit. Maybe you are constipated!

60. Four tragedies in life: being too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep.