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Just for a moment, I ignored the object and asked to write a 200-word self-criticism letter.

Dear wife:

According to your wishes, I spent two hours, 13 minutes and 14 seconds in deep self-reflection last night. In the process of self-reflection, I knocked on a bag of melon seeds, drank a cup of cold water, went to the bathroom and didn't play games. The above facts are accurate, please check.

The following is my review report, and the shortcomings can be negotiated.

Through this profound self-reflection, I clearly realize that 40 months of love has fully proved that my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent and intelligent, and is a rare good wife. As a husband, I don't want to get married or play around. I'm selfish. I am an incompetent husband, and what I have done is really debatable.

The following is my analysis of my bad behavior. There are three main articles, please ask my wife to read them:

1. Always regard your silence as ignorance and your tolerance as cowardice. When I think about it today, what I did really lost my style and seriously hurt and cooled your fiery heart.

When you lose your temper, I am not comforting and considerate, but uncompromising and tit for tat! What is this? What are you arguing with your wife? Don't give me an inch of land. What happened to Jane? It's not for others, or it's all corrupted. What can it do? Hey, I'm confused!

I didn't call immediately after you hung up. I must wait for your call back. What's this called? This is called "male chauvinism"! Honey, I've made up my mind, and I must put an end to it in the future. It won't happen again

I made a mistake this time. I thought a lot and reflected on many things. I also regret it and am very angry with myself. I am also deeply aware of the seriousness of my mistakes and feel ashamed of them. I know I shouldn't. Afterwards, I thought calmly for a long time. The mistake I made this time not only brought trouble to myself, but also destroyed my feelings. It is very wrong to make your wife sad because of your own mistakes. At the same time, I will take this disciplinary incident as a mirror, always behave myself, criticize and educate myself, and consciously accept supervision. I want to be alert when I am ashamed, forge ahead when I am ashamed, make up when I am late, turn shame into motivation, and love my wife hard. I'm ashamed of it. I also assure you that it won't happen again.

Dear, let's learn from history and face the future! Today, I also made a statement and promised to do the following in the future:

1. I won't mention how beautiful a girl is in person or on the phone, and I will never look at a beautiful woman when I go shopping with you.

Call you more and let the game go. Praise you from the heart forever, praise you.

I can't bear to spend money to protect my wife. Buy you delicious food, take you to play and buy you beautiful clothes.

4. resolutely take the wife as the center and never eat what is in the bowl and want to be in the pot.

5. Put yourself in the wife's shoes. Think what your wife thinks, communicate more and understand more, and avoid unnecessary quarrels and contradictions.

6. Work hard and seize the time to earn money. Work hard to build our future into a modern socialist family with money, cars, houses and children!

Please look at my actual performance from my dearest wife!