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Sports humor, talking about mood
1, others exercise because they love sports. When I exercise, I keep my mouth shut and eat too much, but I don't want to gain weight …
2. Every day begins with exercise, which makes me feel comfortable. At the end of each leg press exercise, it helps my brain to think and relax my whole body. What is my goal? Which way should I go? Postgraduate entrance examination or another way? What do I need to do now? . . . . Although it is still a little early to think about it, you should have a bottom of your own plan and hope to go ahead, so that you can have that kind of enthusiasm.
What happened to the person who peeked at you when you were doing radio practice?
4. The warm man is a mess in his own exercise, and he is worried that I have no exercise cells.
5.-Only people see if I stick to physical education class, and no one cares about the sweat on my forehead.
6. The best doctor is himself, the best medicine is time, the best mood is tranquility, the best health care is smiling, and the best exercise is walking.
7. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will get thinner.
8, nothing to do more exercise, healthy as a rainbow, reduce stress, happy and refreshing, update ideas and situations.
9. Men who exercise to lose weight are not afraid of tanning or being chased by dogs. They don't have a big aunt, and they are not afraid of getting smaller breasts and growing muscle blocks. Their basal metabolism is higher than that of women, so why do men get fat?
10, next semester, don't stay up late, don't stay up late, read more books, exercise more, learn English, and save money. Have you ever thought about it ~
1 1, haha ~ I spent a whole day shopping and eating. I am poisoned again! Lose weight and enjoy food. Don't be too hard on yourself! Good exercise is also delicious ~
12, the most chilling thing about the sports meeting is that everyone else is eating, drinking and having fun, but you are alone.
13, if you don't die, you will regret it now. I didn't run or exercise when I came to my period, and I won't eat snacks or eat indiscriminately in the future. I must lose weight to 100 Jin before 12.
14, the feeling of rapid heartbeat and red face is only felt when exercising in the big sun.
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