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Humor, humor, automatic reply, short form (40 sentences)

Humor automatic reply short form (1) 1. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.

But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

3. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

4. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to you with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

6. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.

I don't like you anymore. All I can get is grievances.

8. Rivers and lakes are far away, and they all go to the same place.

9. A lifetime is so long, why don't you wait for me?

10. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.

1 1. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with milk tea, potato chips, lollipops, double skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger, chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, big nuts, beef jerky potatoes, chicken chops, Sprite coke tubes, mango lime apples, oranges, watermelons, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.

Our boss is saving the galaxy.

13. [Automatic reply] Hello, welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Press 1 for manual chat, 2 for voice chat and 3 for video chat.

14. Tell me. I'm your grandpa Niu.

15. Hello, I'm Wa. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

16. Mm-hmm, yes, yes, yes, no, no, I don't know. Bye!

17. "Be right back after the commercial"

18. The other party has been poisoned. Send me love you to wake up.

19. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig and has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

20. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play the super flash, or you can play the Want Want team. I really can't go to Ryder League. I'm not here now anyway.

Humor automatic reply (Part II) 2 1. [Automatic reply] Roy's woman has received the message and will reply later!

22. [automatic reply] I'm dead and I have something to burn.

23. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out carrots, Ooo.

24. Moon convenience store is selling tenderness.

25. I have a group for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

26. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

27. So, so, what do you want to express?

28. You'll find out later.

29. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in right now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.

30. Press one for typing and chatting.

3 1. No, no help, no loan, no time.

32. Hello, I am replying automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

33. When I'm dead, small things ask the spirit, big things * * *.

34. Love, protect the big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.

35. If you can't read it, you are learning. Don't affect my Tsinghua exam.

36. I don't want you to think. I just want to think. I don't think I want to talk to you.

37. In the final score.

38. If you don't reply to the message, you are in love.

39. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy? Will you come back to chase monsters? You'll know in a moment.

2022 Tik Tok automatic reply copy is simple (40 sentences set)

2022 Tik Tok automatic reply copy simple (I) 1. Your prince is busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon and wants mud. You just need to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

Don't move when you see the news I will buy you oranges. I'll be right back.

3. The rivers and lakes are far away, and they all go to the same place.

4. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.

6. There is a mole, and it is not convenient to reply now.

7. If you don't reply, you've been herding cattle. If you haven't replied, you have lost the cow.

8. Don't ask me for money.

9. If you don't answer the news, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.

10. It is detected that the user has been nailed, studied and kidnapped in U campus, and the connection cannot be established.

1 1. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.

12. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

13. The lamb is lost and looking for sheep.

14. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.

15. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword coated with sunscreen and the umbrella girl's shield, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to your side with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

16. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

17. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.

18. Sorry, I'm not here now, so I won't tell you anything later.

19. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

20. [Automatic reply] When the chat skills cool down, you can wake up when you transfer money.

2022 Tik Tok automatic reply is very simple (Part II) 2 1. I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.

22. Don't call me, I'm not here.

Sorry, I'm not here now, and I don't want to talk to you in the future.

24. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.

25. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the rivers and lakes.

26. This is too much.

27. I am busy now, but I will be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply you, cutie?

28. Memory is a rose without flowers, which will never wither.

29. Submerged in the ocean of knowledge, Gollum.

30. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.

3 1. Hello, I'm Wa. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

32. I'm Song. She's asleep. She will wake up for you.

33. Please press 1 for manual service.

34.what brings you here? Did Timis win?

35. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.

36. It's closed today.

37. Hello, sending a one-yuan red envelope automatically unlocks the chat mode.

38. I'll be back after killing the monster

39. People who are good in a hubbub deserve to be wronged.

40. I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

Humor, wit, praise, reply, copy the sentence collection.

Thank you for your trust and support. Your satisfaction is our goal. Welcome to come again next time! At the same price, we compare quality/same quality, we compare service/same service, we compare reputation and cooperate happily. Very good buyer, thank you for coming and look forward to your coming again!

2. The seller's service is really thoughtful. Bring colleagues in the future.

Thank you for your support and love. Your satisfaction is our greatest motivation. Thank you for your affirmation. We will continue to work hard. Please also support your parents and take care of them. Thank you for your support ~! Your satisfaction is our greatest comfort.

Thank you for your support as always. Thank you for witnessing the glory of xx store with us. We will continue to improve, strive to do better and repay your love. Thank you!

5. Hello, dear buyer! Thank you very much for your evaluation of our products and support for our store, because your recognition makes us full of motivation and professional services are at your side! We look forward to your coming again! o(∩_∩)o~

6. Thank you for coming, hope to cooperate happily next time, and wish you a happy shopping!

7. The seller is really nice. Thank you very much

8. Try my best to serve you, which is what a small shop should do. Thank you for your approval. Nice working with you.

9. Every time the praise touches the store, the store will cherish it more! Thank you for your valuable advice to the store, and the store will work harder.

10. Thank you for coming. Happy early autumn, enjoy your time quietly!

1 1. You are a super good buyer. Thank you for letting us know about Taobao! We will let time prove that your choice is not wrong! Although we can't guarantee that the product 100% has no problems, we can guarantee that 100% will solve the problems! We will exchange 100% sincerity and 100% service for your 200% satisfaction. We hope to cooperate with you more. Your patronage is our greatest honor! Remember to come back often!

12. I'm glad you like it. A treasure in the store can bring happiness to our relatives, which is the greatest success in the store.

13. Very enthusiastic seller, come again next time.

14. Good buyer ~ ~ ~ Thank you for your trust in me, really, thank you. I am a novice seller. Not only will you not buy my DD because I am not skilled in many places, but you will take care of me and trust me in many ways, which is very touching ~ ~ ~

15. Dear customers, thank you sincerely for choosing to trust us to serve you. Please add me as a friend and enjoy the preferential service of the second purchase. Thank you for your support!

16. I also hope to get your continuous attention.

17. In hot summer, every dress is a wonderful expression of summer. Did you find your summer expression?

18. Thank you for coming and look forward to cooperating again! Please believe that we have been working hard. If there are mistakes, we will be responsible and try our best to satisfy you. I wish you a happy and better life!

19. Very good buyer, very happy cooperation! Thank you for your support. We will continue to strive to do better. We thank you for your support in the growth of Taobao. Welcome to visit again. I wish you a happy new year, a happy life and a healthy family!

20. Thank you very much for your evaluation, because your recognition makes us full of motivation and your criticism makes us more perfect. We not only mailed the package, but also mailed it happily! Professional service is at your side, looking forward to your visit again!

Humorous reply sentences (part two) 2 1. The buyer is good, the transaction process is good, the buyer is very refreshing and the cooperation is very pleasant!

22. The service in this shop is very thoughtful. I am very satisfied with the baby in the shop!

23. Yes, the baby especially wants to come to you, and then the courier is faster. When you are looking forward to the baby's beauty, the baby is also looking forward to seeing you soon. Baby, don't wear makeup, go into battle lightly. Bring you real food. * * * * I wish you a happy life. .

24. Welcome to XXX store again, and XXX accessories franchise store.

25. Come on, business is booming!

26. support, strong top!

27. Thank you for coming and look forward to cooperating again! Please believe us, there is no problem that cannot be solved, as long as there is a tolerant heart. We can't be foolproof. If we make a mistake, we will be responsible and try our best to satisfy you. Our service is unlimited, and we are sincere every day!

28. Thank you for coming to see us and for your cooperation and efforts.

29. Wow ~ Thank you for your kind compliment. It is our pleasure to get your praise. We will do better and better. We look forward to your next visit. ...

30. The glory of the black fire tactical pen comes from you! Refuse profiteering, refuse unruly, just because you and I are single-minded! Every move is global, believe in your own strength.

3 1. Thank you for coming and look forward to cooperating again!

32. Although it's a little troublesome. But honest!

With your support and affirmation, we will work harder and do better. If you are dissatisfied, please contact us in time. Please forgive me if I am not considerate. Thanks for your support.

Thank you for coming. If you are satisfied, please tell others. If you are not satisfied, please tell us and look forward to your coming again! Remember to collect this store. Thank you again for coming.

With your support, we will do better! Welcome to visit again! Remember our store: XXX.

Dear customers, thank you sincerely for choosing to trust us to serve you. Add our contact information (code: Taobao) to enjoy the free mailing service for the second purchase. Thank you for your support!

37. It sells well, so there are diners!

38. In this full page of comments, the most beautiful words are very satisfying, just like the cold window of a student for ten years and the joy of being nominated for a gold medal. The affirmation and trust of relatives make our persistence more meaningful. Those who whisper that nutritious meals can enter my heart will be regarded as kings, and delicious food will enter my heart. * * * I wish you a spring breeze that is not as full of happiness as you!

39. After confirming our eyes, we met the right person. Thank you for your five-star praise. Welcome to come again next time ~

40. Dear customers, your trust is our greatest comfort. I hope our store can bring you surprises and happiness!

Weibo pays attention to the lovely automatic reply copy (selected 40 sentences)

Weibo pays attention to the lovely automatic reply replication (Part I) 1. Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

2. If you don't answer the news, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.

I was tied by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.

4. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.

6. automatic reply can't read back to the nobility.

7. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?

8. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~

9. [Automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

10. Because you are too fat, your running resistance will be great, and you will come soon.

1 1. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

12. Hello, if you need anything, please flash or call Want Want. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

13. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come?

14. Hello, the alarm telephone number is 1 10, and the fire telephone number is 1 19. If you have difficulties, you can play flash or want want team. I'm not here now anyway.

15. [Automatic reply] I didn't catch what you just said. Please send it again.

16.qq Auto-reply Copy Cute and Funny Auto-reply Humorous Sentences 1

17. Feed the pigs.

18. Your little cutie is running to your chat interface 800 miles away.

19. Welcome to leave a message.

20. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 2.

Weibo pays attention to the lovely automatic reply copy (2) 2 1. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

22. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?

23. I am busy now, but I will be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply you, cutie?

24. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

25. Show your cards, I don't want to chat with you.

26. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orleans sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry oranges, green lemons, apples, oranges, watermelons, pitaya and grape ice cream.

27. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

28. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. If you miss me, call me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.

29. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~

30. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out carrots, Ooo.

3 1. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

32. I am grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

33. I have never been the most special one.

34. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harp is harmonious, the fairy sound is lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.

35. 14 Go to Magic Fairy Castle and play cards with Magic Fairy King. If you have something to do, go to Maggie Michelle and Xiaolan and let them tell me through the music box.

36. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.

There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

38. In the final score.

39. The prince is very busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

40. I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.