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Begging for the palace to lock the heart, the more articles Bachuan has, the better. Some will be sent to my email address,11597094 15@qq.com. Ok, the maximum additional amount is 100. This is my limi
But this happy picture was quickly interrupted by a cry of August 8. "You damn dog slave, even if you don't salute the report, do you still dare to spy on me? Just because I was deprived of my ancestral home, do you dare to be so presumptuous? " This roar not only shocked passers-by who were taking pictures around, but also awakened Qingchuan from a dream. . Looking at the camera on the side of the road also stunned Qingchuan. . Qingchuan hurriedly pushed Eight Masters into the antique shop. . Shouting at passers-by, "Stop filming. . We are shooting an online video. Later, we can see people complaining in potatoes. ".Making online videos is a waste of my time. The crowd soon dispersed. . Qingchuan took Grandpa Eight into the antique shop. . There are many doubts in this strange environment. . Because he is strange to everything here, except Qingchuan. . Qingchuan smiled at the man dressed in a clean suit. . I thank fate for giving her this most precious gift. . Qingchuan stared at the wall clock on the wall. . I bought something special and will be back soon. . . What should I do? Then I pushed August 8 into the back room. . On August 8, I was puzzled by this series of actions. "Qingchuan, what is this place? Why are your clothes and people here so strange? And ... . "In May, you listen to me. This is the 21st century. Three hundred years have passed since the Qing Dynasty. This is a brand-new world. Everything is different from the Qing dynasty. . I'll explain these to you later, and remember what you don't understand. Don't ask when there are outsiders. "After hearing August 8th, you are still at a loss. . The appearance of a face of doubt. Can make Qingchuan cute. Qingchuan looked at the plainclothes man. " Maybe he and I were so scared and confused when we crossed to the Qing Dynasty, but it was difficult for modern people to adapt to ancient life, while it was quite difficult for ancient people to integrate into modern life. . Qingchuan came forward to embrace BaBa and gave him a kiss. "August 8th, don't be afraid. I will always be by your side. . Help you adapt. " August 8 also hugged Qingchuan. "As long as I can be with you, I will try my best to adapt here." . . In order to make you better adapt to this place, I will buy you some clothes to wear here. Wait for me, I'll be back soon. Ok, if you come back early, I will wait for you so as not to get into trouble in August. . Qingchuan had to lock the back door. . He ran to the opposite shop. . In fact, how could Qingchuan think of crossing on August 8th, which is totally different from her original crossing nature. . Eight or eight happy. . Because in the 2 1 century, there were two favorite relatives,,,
Qingchuan rushed to the opposite store. . Looking at such a dazzling array of goods, all kinds of men's wear. . Qingchuan also attend to not top carefully selected. I picked a few sets at random. . I'm still thinking about this. I wonder if 1988 can still be worn. . A greeting from the waiter interrupted Qingchuan's meditation. "Miss, do you want to pay by credit card or cash?" "I'll swipe my card, so it can be faster." After coming out of the clothing store, I bought a haircut tool by the way. . I rushed back to the antique shop non-stop. . The antique shop is very calm. . There were no guests, and Lin He didn't come back. Qingchuan opened the back door and ran out from the inside. . Very frightened hugged Qingchuan "good Qingchuan, haunted. . "Qingchuan gently stroked the back of August 8th" August 8th, don't be afraid. . It's not dark yet. . Where do ghosts come from? "Tell me what happened." Dad pointed to a fixed telephone in the back room .. Just then, a sweet telephone bell rang in the back room ... So the location of Baba station changed, and it immediately flashed from the side of Qingchuan to the back of Qingchuan. . The expression of smiling in August 8th once again made Qingchuan laugh. . Looking at Qingchuan, who was about to fall with laughter, his face was black and blue. "Stupid woman, what are you laughing at?" "Smile you look so cute now, just like a child. . Ha ha. . "88 1 listen to nasty busy to cover Qingchuan's mouth. "Stupid woman is not allowed to say that this prince is a child." "I insist ... I insist ... children ... children ..." They had a fight and then totally ignored the ringing phone together. . .
The two men have been quarrelling for a long time, but the phone is still ringing tirelessly. {Really affect the atmosphere} Qingchuan had to pick up the phone. "Hello, this is an antique shop. What can I do for you? " Lin anxious voice immediately came from the phone "Qingchuan, what's wrong with you, why don't you answer the phone, the phone is turned off. I am worried to death. " Qingchuan took out his mobile phone from his bag and found that it had been turned off because there was no electricity. "He had to helplessly say," special, I'm sorry, my mobile phone is out of power. . What can I do for you? " "Oh, well, I also found a batch of more valuable goods here, and I can't go back today. Maybe a few weeks. " "Oh. I see. . All right. Don't worry, I'm in an antique shop. . Be safe. . Come back early. " "All right. . Hang up the phone. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Qingchuan ourtenant said' eight ye. It's called a telephone. . It is used by modern people to communicate. No matter where you are in the world, you can hear each other's voices, which is much more convenient than flying pigeons passing books. "Nodding is really convenient." Qingchuan smiled and pulled the eight lords. "There are many good things in this era. I'll tell you later. Now, get dressed and go to eat. . I'm starving. " A few minutes later, an invincible handsome boy appeared in front of Qingchuan. . A black shirt with sky blue jeans, a good figure of 1988, is really great! Qingchuan was shocked. . Awkward. . . . I have always boasted that I am handsome. . Although I think this dress is particularly awkward, I see Qingchuan's satisfied expression. . He will be satisfied. . August 8th smoothly changed from an ancient brother to a modern handsome boy.
On the first night of modern times
Qingchuan is holding hands. Walking on the streets of Beijing. While introducing the new things I saw on the road {for the 88} car. Tall buildings. . Traffic lights. Eight or eight is also dumbfounded. . But seeing the bustling crowd. . The prosperity of Beijing. "Qingchuan is still deeply touched, since the Qing Dynasty is gone. Then tell me who is the current emperor? Run the country so well. ""Fools don't have an emperor now, and the people are masters of the country. " Oh? That is to say, even the fourth brother is here. Can't break us up ""haha. . Our family is finally smart for once. That's right. . "Yes, I am May, the Eight Immortals King, haha." On August 8 th, the narcissism problem was committed again. . . "Good, eight report, in order to avoid you making mistakes. I want to make it clear to you that everyone is equal in modern times, but the monarch has no privilege. Moreover, in modern times, men are not allowed to have three wives and four concubines, but only one wife. Give it to me. I don't want it yet! I just want Qingchuan. . Stupid woman, don't believe me. " Qingchuan smile "I don't believe how can you marry you? You are a stupid person! " At some point, they walked into a western restaurant. The waiter brought the menu and asked them to order. Baba shouted like a waiter, "Xiao Er, give me your most expensive and delicious food." {Your sovereign's mistake has been made again} The waiter refused to miss this opportunity to make a fortune, leaving only a sentence of "Wait a moment, guest officer" and disappeared without a trace. Qingchuan severely kicked the 881 "? Didn't I tell you that you are not a modern prince? " August 8 th is still heroic. "What are you afraid of? I have plenty of money to eat. " "You! ! ! . . . "Qingchuan was speechless with anger, and this meal ate Qingchuan's wallet empty.
As soon as I got out of the western restaurant, Qingchuan kept complaining, "Fortunately, it's not far from my home, otherwise we would sleep on the street." Actually, it's good to laugh like this. ""well, let's be extravagant today. Just remember not to talk nonsense next time. What do you think of today? " "Uh-huh. It's delicious. Qingchuan took Baba to her house. . "Qingchuan. Where is this? " "This is my home." "What?" On August 8, a very surprised and exaggerated expression suddenly appeared on her face. "No? Why is it so small? " It is estimated that he is still estimating the fraction of Lianfu. Qingchuan said grumpily, "Yes, how dare I, a civilian, compare with Prince Lian?" "Oh, dear. . In fact, the warmth of the small house is not bad at all. " "Well, on August 8th, I have packed my room, so go and take a shower. Have a good rest after washing. " Protest immediately in August. "You are my blessing. Why do you want to sleep in separate rooms? " "That was in the Qing Dynasty, but we are not married in modern times." Eight eight said nothing. . Both of them lost their conversation overnight. Qingchuan can't sleep in bed. See August 8th sitting on her bed by moonlight, Qingchuan just wanted to talk, I heard the voice of August 8th "Qingchuan, I'm sorry. In modern times, I am neither a starling nor a starling. Not the eighth master, but a lame man who knows nothing. " "Now I can't give you happiness, please give me some time and don't leave me. I will never let go of your hand after I have the ability to give you happiness. " Say that finish, I gently kissed Qingchuan's forehead and took the door to leave. Qingchuan tried to hold back the tears that were about to slip out of her eyes. "Silly bitch, you are one of the best gifts God gave me. I, Luo Qingchuan, will always belong to you in Aisin Gioro and Yin Si. This was the case in the Qing Dynasty, and it will never change in modern times. "
In modern times, Qingchuan actively teaches Baba to use all modern things. Maybe 88 has the fine blood of the prince, plus his positive and persistent attitude. . Slowly he learned to play mobile phones and computers. I know I have a relative in modern times. My understanding of antiques is not generally good, which has helped Qingchuan solve many problems. Qingchuan should take care of the antique shop business in the morning and Loma in the evening. Life is busy, but full. It was one afternoon, and Qingchuan went to the hospital to visit Luo's mother. . Eight eight bored playing computer in the study. . When I was bored, I tried to enter my name "Aisin Gioro Yin Si" on Baidu, and the shocking words hit him. "Essien Gioro Yin Si. Yongzheng was ill in Zongrenfu for three years. " "Essien Giraud assumes the pond. In the same year, I was sick in Zongren House. " Now he knows that Qingchuan has long known that he is doomed to be a loser in history. Know his tragic ending. . Luo Mu has been much better since she came back from Qingchuan. Afraid of losing Qingchuan again, he stopped interfering in Qingchuan's marriage. In the hospital, Qingchuan came to Loma's ward humming a tune. Roma gave her a hug. "Mom, the doctor said that your illness will be discharged soon. Are you happy? " Rom mother gently stroked Qingchuan's hair. "As long as you are always by your mother's side, she will be happy every day." "My daughter used to be unfilial. Mom. Don't worry, my daughter won't leave you again. " Qingchuan has been in a good mood since he came out of the hospital. . Because it is getting late. I packed a set meal at Pizza Hut near my home and hurried home. After returning home, Qingchuan came to the canteen with food and shouted "August 8th. Come out for dinner "shouted several times and no one promised. Qingchuan looked around several rooms with lights off. I thought, "Hey. Where did the Eighth Master go so late? " Take out your mobile phone and call Baba. A crisp and familiar bell floated out of the study. Won't be so unlucky? Grandpa eight didn't take out his mobile phone? Qingchuan turned off the mobile phone and turned on the light in the study. Qingchuan gave a cry of horror as soon as he turned on the light. There was a man sitting under the computer. . . 43rd floor
Qingchuan looked at this person on August 8. Suddenly terrified into anger "what are you doing? I don't know if scaring people will scare people to death? " August 8th still sat in silence, staring at the front with glassy eyes. Qingchuan slowly approached the eighth master. ""Hey, what's wrong with you? It won't be a fever? " I tried to touch BaBa's forehead with my hand, but BaBa hugged me. Qingchuan wanted to go back and find out about the situation, but August 8th was too tight to get away. . "Hey, what the hell happened?" "Can you stop talking and let me give you a quiet hug. . "August 8 finally spoke. . The deep hoarse voice made Qingchuan really unbearable "Oh" and the two men hugged each other quietly.
After a long time. August 8th's deep hoarse voice came again, "I know everything you have done for me." Qingchuan was shocked. "What?" Let go of Qingchuan. "I am doomed to be a loser. Why did you choose me? You will know that you are the queen by choosing the fourth brother. Why? You know I can't give you happiness. . I am a basket case. " I punched at the wall in August. {Too hard} Blood ran down the wall. . "Qingchuan, what are you doing? Show me quickly. Are you hurt? " Find disinfectant and hemostatic patch quickly. While dressing the wound in August 8th, "are you self-righteous again? You're not me. How do you know I'm unhappy? " "In fact, I regret not falling in love with you earlier. Even if you give me ten queens, I won't change your love for me. " "But. . . "Eight eight haven't say that finish was blocked by Qingchuan. . "Don't but, I love you. All the time. Listen, you need to pull yourself together. I am still waiting for you to give me happiness? " "Qingchuan. Don't worry. I will cheer up because I want to make you happy. "
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