If you don’t lose weight in March, you will be sad in April. What’s the next sentence?

If you don’t lose weight in March, you will be sad in April, you will be annoyed by passers-by in May, you will lose your boyfriend in June, you will be tanned in July, you will stay indoors in August, and you will be even fatter in September! I was tired of dating in October, I had no one to accompany me in November, I had no measurements in December, I got fatter in January, and I don’t know who I am in February.

Similar weight loss talks are as follows:

1. I used to think that I was in a body that is easy to lose weight. Even if I eat and drink every day, I will not gain weight. Even if I gain weight, I will not gain weight. It won't grow much. When I weighed myself today, I actually weighed 120 pounds.

2. If you don’t lose weight in March, you will be miserable in April. It’s not just April that makes me sad, I feel like I will feel sad every month.

3. When I see a beautiful young lady walking on the street, I can’t help but look back and sigh that she has a good figure. Why don’t you think so much when you eat? My goal this month is to lose 8 pounds.

4. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? I gained 6 pounds just 7 days after the Spring Festival. It’s been a week since the Spring Festival, but I haven’t lost a pound!

5. I really can’t allow myself to indulge anymore. When I look in the mirror, I almost don’t recognize myself. I am just a round ball. This year’s wish is to lose weight successfully and be single!