The funniest copy in the circle of friends

Your wedding has nothing to do with me, I'm only interested in your funeral.

2. The personality you think is actually blind.

3. Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow.

If my life is a TV series, then you are an advertisement that has been killed halfway.

5. How big a body do you have to be to support your dirty soul!

If you like cheating so much, why don't you go to the ballet?

7. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

Eight. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

9. Every time I see Xueba, I feel ashamed of them: How did they get into the same school as me?

The teacher 1 asked the students how their homework was. Xueba said: I didn't do any questions; Learning surplus theory; I didn't do the problem!

1 1. I hope to be a master of learning, and I won't leave my head. Will take me to study by myself, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me exams, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me take off one.

12. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

13. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

Fourteen. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why did I get hit by her boyfriend?

Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.

15. Handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

17. Cherish the dark-looking person around you, because one day a coal mine truck passes by, and you may never see him again.

18. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.

19. Boys are so bad now. Whiter than girls, taller than girls, prettier than girls, and fighting for boyfriends with girls!

Twenty. Today I ended up with a classmate and friend. I really can't stand such people. He used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure.

2 1. Children living on campus: Monday is the richest man, Tuesday is a local tyrant, Wednesday is a civilian, Thursday is a poor man, and Friday is a ruin.

22. A person is like a program. If you always break me down, I have to unload you.

23. Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

Twenty-four The end of the world with you is close at hand for me.

Twenty-five I have a headache. Is my knowledge too profound to overflow?

Twenty-six. Although I don't know what the math teacher said in class, I feel very powerful.

Twenty-seven If I don't pass the exam, I will; If I don't study, I want what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.