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Talk to your girlfriend about sweat humor
1, what a wonderful day. Don't say it's hot. You can sweat at home, when you go out, and you can sweat everywhere. You can evaporate viruses and fat. What a wonderful thing. This is called empathy.
Now, I am as charming as before. There are still an endless stream of men calling me every day, such as SF Express, ZTO Express, Shentong Express, Tong Yuan Express and Dayun Express.
3. It's all sweat. Am I in a sauna now?
Summer is a fire, the building is a stove, I am meat, steaming steamed bread in the room.
5, thousands of miles of steaming, Wan Li stew, inside and outside the city, wave after wave, every street corner, basic baking, indoor sauna, steaming, lying is teppanyaki.
6. When the lights on the stage are on, dreams will come on stage, fragments of memories will suddenly appear in your mind, and how many tears and sweat will slowly evaporate. Now I want to shine for myself. If I had my life to live over, my choice would still be the same.
7. I always feel that summer is the season with the strongest sense of existence, and the sweat that evaporates all the time proves this. We all complain about the aggressive arrogance of overheated summer in various tones, but we cherish spring, autumn and winter.
In the hot summer, the fiery red sun hangs high in the air, desperately squeezing light and heat to every place in the world. The air gives people the illusion of being in a sauna, that is, at night, the temperature is still so high, and the steamed sweat rolls down from people. The willows on the roadside are listless and sometimes roll down some "sweat". At this time, only cicadas are tirelessly calling for summer. ?
9. Because of you, I began to look forward to every gust of wind. Maybe, it will take your breath, and I will begin to enjoy every drop of rain. Perhaps, it will evaporate every drop of sweat on your body, and I will begin to like every white cloud. Perhaps, it once reflected your color.
10, you look good, I look good, he looks good, how can you look so good?
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