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I like to mention my sons one by one. How to send?

As follows:

1, new here, you cried and we laughed.

Children say hello to the world and live a three-person life from now on.

It is magical and romantic to witness the birth of a new life.

Thank you for choosing me as your father. I will be your typhoon shelter until you stand on your own feet.

5. There was a loud noise in the sky, and my baby made a grand appearance. Dangdang Dangdang, 8. 1 kg fat boy, mother and child are safe!

6. Today, a handsome little prince was born.

7. I grew up with you and you grew old with me.

8. Give birth to the baby smoothly, and the mother and child are safe. Thank you!