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Three rural local tyrants: local dog, rooster and goose, who is the best?

Soil dogs, cocks and geese are all common things in rural areas, and they are all aggressive. When many people see the topic, the first thing they think of is to decide whether to win or lose by physical fitness. It must be the dog first, the goose second and the rooster third.

Actually, it's not like this. Let's talk about these three things separately.

1. Goose is the most aggressive of the three kinds of livestock and poultry. There is no reason.

These geese, dragging their snow-white bodies and long necks, are quite docile at first glance. It's all in disguise. Goose is too aggressive, and it is not afraid of people.

For example, it chases people and bites them. When people stop, it scares them, but it won't stop. It's very African. Anyway, no matter what, I just bite your neck.

When you run away in fear, it is even more exciting. It craned its neck, its short legs kept chasing it, and its mouth was still quacking. For people, opening a flat mouth is a bite and will not let go.

In some rural areas, geese can be used to watch the house. It is not unreasonable that some people are afraid of geese and dogs.

Therefore, compared with these three kinds, the aggressiveness of the big goose is the first.

Second, dogs and cocks For dogs, it scares people most of the time, which is what we often say. For example, when the owner is around, he barks when he sees a person, as if he has a mortal enemy with others. But once the owner is away, it will hide far away. When barking, if people get angry, it will run as fast as it can, with its tail between its legs, without the courage of a big goose at all.

Many people are afraid at the thought of dogs. In fact, anyone who has ever owned a dog knows that dogs are not violent. Many times, their owners are bold when they are around and timid when they are not.

Of course, dogs are aggressive, but in terms of offensive desire, they are not in the same class as geese, and dogs rank second.

The cock is ugly, too. Some roosters in the countryside love to bite people and are especially cheap. Most of the time they are children, two or three years old, four or five years old. It just goes up. Don't underestimate the penis, you can bleed directly.

But overall, most cocks are not strong in attack, ranking third.

Summary: A goose, three cocks in two dogs. This is the ranking of black sister-in-law. Of course, this is not accurate, everyone has a ranking method in mind, and here is just my own opinion. Some fierce dogs bite people when they see them. They are not aggressive and aggressive. Naturally, you can move up a position, but most dogs still don't bite people casually.