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The latest routine provocative sentences

1. So what if we live far apart? I'm here, you're there, and we just fall in love from afar. 2. Sorry, what's the use of hugging me? 3. What season do you like? 4. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not. 5. If you can't work, you can't brag. You can't have both, but you can have both poverty and ugliness. 6. You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you? 7. It is said that people have two arms to hold their lover, so I can hug you. 8. When I met you, I fell asleep and never wanted to wake up. 9. My cat is very fur-skinned. Can you take care of it for me? 1. Thank you for your smile. I have been flustered for years. 11. Snowflakes are coming, and my heart is still empty. Will you come? 12. That's very kind of you. I really love you. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet, so I can't say anything more beautiful! 13. People love you just because they want to sleep with you. I'm different. A sofa or a kitchen can do it. 14. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart. 15. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me? 16. I thought I would see you before school and I wouldn't miss you when I got to school. 17. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it. 18. Guess which side of my heart is? It must be on the left. Wrong, on your side. My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you. 2, my courage and your courage add up, is it enough to deal with this world? To send our voice to the world, I dare not alone. With you, I dare. 21. After knowing you, I found that I can be so willing to pay. 22. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If so, do you want to change one? If not, do you mind one more? If you like, I will always love you. If you don't, I will always miss you. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love. 25. The crab is peeling my shell and the notebook is writing about me. I fell on the maple leaf and snowflake all over the sky, and you were thinking of me. 26. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you 27. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why is it because I am happy to bubble when I see you? 28. Don't envy others. You don't necessarily have others. When you envy others, others are envious of you. 29, life is only 3, days, success and failure are calm, right and wrong don't care, health and happiness are the most valuable. 3. Find a windy day to see you and blow me into your arms. 31. You are the forest, you are the sea, and I love you like a bird in the forest, like a whale in the sea. 32. I don't want to be an episode of your life, but I just want to be the perfect ending of your life. 33. No matter how tired, bitter and painful it is, it's just for you to like me. I said that when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time. 35. I wish you a happy day, and I will wish you a happy tomorrow. 36. A universe, 9 planets, 24 countries, 89 islands, 7 oceans, 1 years, 365 days, 6 seconds and one minute, I am so lucky to meet you. 37. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart. Meeting you is my most beautiful accident. 39. I like eating Illicio Lez so much, just because the sentence I like you makes no sense. 4. What do you belong to? You belong to my latest routine. 2. Your lips are really beautiful, suitable for saying that you love me and more suitable for kissing me. Second, I have never seen much of the world. In this life, I only love your face. Third, I want to see your staring eyes when I get up in the morning, to outline along your nose, and to be hugged by you. That feeling is really good! Fourth, because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea was blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; Because of you, my world is brilliant! 5. The place I want to go most is yours. In my heart, my heart is not big enough to hold only the next you. I can't explain why I love you, but you are the reason why I don't love others. Seven, the spring breeze is ten miles, not as good as meeting you; Clear sky Wan Li, not as good as having you in my heart. Eight, I want to spoil you, hug you tightly, and prove to you that no matter how harsh the world is, I prefer you. I am a rambling person. After I met you, the seasons became romantic, my sleep became brisk, and my life had a gentle insistence. Ten, don't want to have each other, just want to be together for life, don't want the seas to dry up and the rocks to rot, just want to be accompanied by the soul. Eleven, childhood friends are not you, seed of love is not you, I only wish that the ever-flowing water is you, daily necessities are you, and Whitehead is you. Twelve, I like simple things, pure and transparent; I like complicated things, twists and turns. I like you. Thirteen, every time you look at me, I pretend to look away, and every time you look away, I look at you. It's not easy to meet you. It's a pity to miss it. I don't want the rest of my life to be all memories. I hope it will be you every day for the rest of my life. 15. What I like about you is the breeze, the morning dew, and my cheeks are red, which is among thousands of people in Qian Qian, and I can't hold anyone else. Sixteen, Tai Chi gives birth to two instruments, two instruments give birth to four elephants, four elephants give birth to gossip, and gossip spreads everything, and everything is not as good as you. Seventeen, your sweet smile, like a cup of fine wine collected for many years, is enough to make me want to stop. 18. liking you is not a three-minute heat, but a long-planned and thoughtful one. Nineteen, I'll brush the bowl, I'll wash the clothes, and I'll take out the garbage. To like you is to spoil and love you, and finally make you a little pig. Twenty, don't seek to be loved by the whole world, just ask that this life is an exception for you. Twenty-one, missing is the warmest waiting, and companionship is the longest confession. Don't be in a hurry, don't make do, and when fate comes, we will be together. May we be able to hold hands and be sweet, and may our affection not be disappointed. Second, how special are you? Thousands of people have passed by, and you can be seen at a glance even if you are nearsighted. I never envied anyone when you were with me. It may be too late to be your first lover, but from now on, I want to be your last lover. 4. Some people ask what love feels like. Take me for example, I am a fierce horse, and I personally put the reins in his hand. 5. Don't ask me why I like you, and don't ask me how long I will love you, because when I met you, I never thought I would like you, and when I fell in love with you, I never thought about loving others again. Sixth, I was shocked that my lovesickness was not revealed. It turned out that I didn't know what it was, but I went deep. There are hundreds of charms and thousands of reds in the world, but you are my favorite. 7. Liking you is probably giving up a thousand times in my heart. As long as you look back once, I will rekindle my love for you again. Love at first sight is not falling in love with you at first sight. But after a glance, I have never forgotten you. Nine, I have wasted my time, even recklessly to death, but because I fell in love with you, I began to yearn for a long life. 1. I want to stay and live with you, share some hardships and enjoy some happiness occasionally. If you don't want to, I'll spend the most difficult days with you, no matter what. I have always forgotten to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand one day and propose a toast to all the guests. The most enviable thing is not being chased by many people, but meeting someone who won't give up on you no matter what. Even though I know that life will not be so easy, I hope you will be the only one in my future. Thirteen, because I don't know if I can meet you in my next life, so I will work so hard to give you the best. Fourteen, you are mine, no one can take it away, I am so overbearing. I'm yours, and no one can take it away. That's how I give up. Fifteen, the vastness of the world is not as good as being confined to you, and there are no people like me. Everything except you has no gravity. I don't want anything new, I just want you. 16. I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where. Anyway, you know, there is always such a person. Seventeen, the real wind and rain peers, not the sweet words, but the footsteps that follow closely; Deep affection is not the icing on the cake, but the persistence of adversity and * * *. I know it's not easy to meet you. It's a pity to miss it. I don't want the rest of my life to be memories. I want to be you every day for the rest of my life. Nineteen, if you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I will be your little mermaid and never cheat. Twenty, hold your hand, day and night, hold your hand, wait for tomorrow, hold your hand, walk through this life, hold your hand forever. Twenty-one, I don't want other people's hugs, because there is no heartbeat. I don't want other people's arms, because there is no smell of you.