Say something humorous.

1, as soon as the monthly exam is over, I seem to understand something about Tomb-Sweeping Day.

2. "Dad, someone wants to talk to you!

I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned. —— Zhou Libo

Tomb-Sweeping Day originated from our ancestors.

5. "this is an era of looking at faces, and you don't belong to this era.

6. I went to the universe and came back to pick up stars for you.

7. Many times, you feel ugly, short and disgusting, no different from animals! Don't complain, don't lose heart! After all, your judgment is very accurate!

8. The movement that has been put in place is stepping, and the forward movement is running, but why is life always stagnant for one thing!

9. What do you think of setting off fireworks casually in the city? Grandma: What else can I see? I just climbed up the window and looked at it.

10, dad's antique shop, please leave a message.

1 1, "When can I buy an air conditioner?" Dad frowned awkwardly: "Buy it tomorrow!" " The next day, my father came home with a rusty second-hand air conditioner and said to us, "If it's cold, lift this air conditioner. You lift it a few times and it will be warm. "

12, Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'm going to buy some flowers in memory of my dead lover.

13, no one will accompany you all your life, so you have to adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.

14, after the English listening test, I realized that this song is really right, and some words are only for people who understand.

15, sometimes drinking wine will always toss and turn in the cold moonlight. I don't understand why I came to earth in the first place.

16, sorry, I'm not here now, and I don't want to talk to you in the future.

17, some people say I am fat. Oh, do you know this is called money? I'm adapting to the life of a rich woman in advance.

18, I like to drink a bottle of red bull before every run, which will make me energetic and run faster, and the shopkeeper can't catch up with me at all.

19. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

20. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this fantasy doesn't happen every day, and the opportunity is rare, so we should cherish it.

2 1, the ugly child has to run like hell, because it is fast and has a double image, and others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

22, looking for a wife must find two types, one is my type and the other is my type.

23. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.

If God doesn't give you what you want, you don't deserve better, but you don't deserve it. Don't think that today is the bottom of your life, but it can be regarded as the peak in your future days.

25. Go to the universe to pick up stars. Be right back.

26. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball.

27. Why is my head like a machine gun? I'm bald and bald.

28. People must not mistreat themselves when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

29. I have been abnormal recently. How can eating cucumber and pulling cucumber and eating watermelon and pulling watermelon return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

30. I ran and listened to the rustling of my shoes on the ground.

3 1, young people should never despair because they have no money, because you should know that there will be many days when you have no money in the future.

I heard that eating fast food is not good for my health. I quickly ordered a takeaway and let the takeaway brother send it slowly.

33. When looking for a girlfriend, look for someone who doesn't like makeup. Occasionally, you will feel heartbroken. Find an ordinary makeup artist, and if you don't draw once in a while, you will die suddenly!

34. Every year, Tomb-Sweeping Day and China destroy a large number of counterfeit money.

35. Hello, sending a one-yuan red envelope automatically unlocks the chat mode.

36. Xiaoming's biggest goal in this life is to buy things regardless of the price. After years of hard work, he finally went blind.

When the sun rises and the rooster crows, a happy mood comes. Night passes, day comes, and a happy day is coming. When the bell rings, the bell rings. Get up and report. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

Tomb-Sweeping Day, I want to be buried! Tomb-Sweeping Day went back to school to visit the grave.

When I woke up, it was already dark. —— Zhou Libo

40. "Grandpa, please let me know if you want to fight." Old man: "Well, it's the other way around." There was a loud bang, and the old man said, "OK, we hit it.

4 1, once frustrated, the understanding of work and life will deepen; Once you make a mistake, your awareness of life and career will increase one step.

42. Girls are actually very easy to coax. You don't have the star she wants. Just buy a diamond ring and fool around.

43. "Brother! Brother! You spilled eight-treasure porridge on your face!

44. "What do you want?" The driver said, "The clothes are on backwards.

45. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.

46, life is too proud, love of money is not obvious!

47. The mobile phone is in hand, and I care about it and wish it in my heart. As long as you are happy, nothing else is unusual, feelings have been linked, all troubles have been eliminated, everything is fun, life is always satisfied, and happiness is the most pleasant!

48. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully!

49. "How many days does Tomb-Sweeping Day have a holiday?" "Ghost have a holiday you also want to help.