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The more you scold, the more refreshing the sentence. Very incisive, short and domineering.

1, I didn't know what a good life in heaven meant until I met you.

Look at my memory and treat you like a human being. I'm sorry

I want to treat you, but I am a family doctor.

I want to spit on you, but I'm afraid I'll defile my spit.

5. Your birth certificate is Durex's product. Apologize.

6. You are a pickled fish, sour and redundant.

7. Isn't it lonely to have a hukou?

8. When I was young, I knew to scare people with my face.

9. Do you have long hair to make yourself look taller?

10, hello, you are the first, you go to the sea to fly a plane.

1 1, take your time, don't worry, I'll show you how things turn.

12, leave if you want; You want to come back, I'm sorry, that's impossible.

13, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

14, are you from Dunhuang? Otherwise, where did you get so many murals?

15, can your play be as little as your money?

16, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

17, your lung capacity is quite large, you can blow it.

18, just casual, not without temper. For some people, I just want to say that my slap is very suitable for your face.

19, did you buy a lot of moms at a discount in Pinduoduo? Why are you in such a hurry?

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

2 1, in fact, when you are cheap, no one dares to compare with you.

I didn't know you were ill, so don't be so obvious, okay?

23. It's not the godfather's fault. It's my fault that you call names.

24. What happened to my brother all day? You want to lay eggs.

25, you are so short of money to buy yellow paper to rub our lines for * *.