Humorous sentences for chatting.

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I went astray and became a tease. Do you know any good sentences that can be extracted from chatting? Here are some sentences about chatting for your reference.

Humorous quotations in chat.

1. Fortunately, I'm a little fat. I can touch my stomach when I'm sad.

You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

3. Am I not special enough for you? A list of hundreds of people, only you can't see my circle of friends!

If you fall, stand up and cry.

5. Take the mountain as a mirror and go forward bravely!

6. I'll tell you a story about hiding a knife in a smile, hahahahahahaha.

7. Take good care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.

8. See too clearly and lose enthusiasm.

9. The so-called simplicity, those with wings are angels, and those without wings are idiots.

10. I don't want to live, but now I don't want to die, and I can't afford to die.

1 1. My circle of friends is half love and half sorrow, with several strong WeChat businesses in the middle.

12. Life closes a door for you and tells you that ugliness should stay at home.

13. since you don't love it, go away.

14. Commitment is a fart, and you are crazy if you believe it.

15. Woman, why aren't you strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

16. I really do, but it's nothing special.

17. Cherish that jealous girl, because she used to love meat.

18. I want to kiss you when I am happy, and I want to be kissed when I am unhappy.

19. She hid the knife in her smile and cut her mouth.

20. I bought a light bulb and asked my boss why it didn't work. The boss said: this is a limited edition of light.

Humorous chat language.

1. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others.

The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person can live.

4. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

There is no rehearsal in life, and live broadcast every day, not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is low.

The goddess told me that if I like her, don't say it, because it's useless.

7. I know that this is a world of looking at faces, so I took the school money to have plastic surgery.

8. Now, I lose a catty like life and gain a catty like play.

9. What wakes me up every day is neither peeing. It is not an alarm clock, nor a dream, but poverty!

10. Isn't equality between men and women implemented? Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

1 1. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

12. A person has been alone for a long time, and even cooking a jiaozi has to separate the two that stick together.

13. I love you! What do you care?

14. Life is too short to be sexy.

15. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

16. No one can leave this world alive, and you are no exception, talking about you! Still laughing!

17. I suddenly feel that praise is a cold diplomatic way, and I simply tell the other party that I have read it.

18. You must have been homeless in your last life, and that's how it will be in your life.

19. Only women and English are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

20. Before I knew you, I was helpless. After I knew you, there was no cure.

Talk about the humor of chatting.

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You don't know what despair is unless you push yourself.

Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head. You catch it, and if you can't, it's gone.

I left my hometown last year, and as a result, the villagers never took a sip of water again.

5. After a long time, dogs give birth to dogs.

6. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.

7. Angered me, I ate the map, which is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

8. The ideal is full, but the reality is very backbone.

9. When you are bored, turn on the TV, press your mobile phone, chew snacks and watch the computer!

10. There is nothing valuable at home, only I can do it.

1 1. One day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs that failed me.

12. What if your gas leaks? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

13. You will be bored if you go out to play.

14. I also want to look down on myself, but my weight is not allowed.

15. Don't ask for the right door, just ask for the right place.

16. I am a very emotional person. When my feelings are lost, I find that I am a very heavy person!

17. Quiet or crazy.

18. Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help dropping my camera.

19. Life is like a shower, with hot water in the wrong direction.

20. What is love? It's just that two people are as ugly as monkeys, and they are both worried that the other person will be taken away.

A humorous chat record

1. Don't persuade me to be generous if you don't understand my discomfort.

2. Breaking up is boring. Play divorce if you can!

3. What is a girl who can't joke?

I am good-looking, so you should be patient.

5. Whether the relationship is good or not depends on borrowing money.

6. It's not innocence that beats me, but innocence!

7. The most handsome portrait in history was photographed by the instructor.

8. The world is really too big. I poked around and finally retreated to your heart!

9. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.

10. I want to hold you in my arms, deliberately bully you, deliberately kill you, in order to listen to you coquetry with me.

1 1. Don't be too proud, you are not special.

12. There are more oranges than lovers.

13. It is said that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

14. The kite in the air is worried about that moment.

15. The teacher asked me why I slept in class that day, and I replied that the doctor said I had to sleep after taking medicine.

16. Change yourself, never thought about it.

17. Let me count with my fingers. Now you are lying in bed reading comments, sideways. Maybe you're still charging.

18. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

19. Do you agree or accept the other party's application to be your baby?

20. I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

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