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I wrote it for my wife.

Daughter-in-law is used for pain. Give her more sweet words. Below I collected some words for my daughter-in-law. I hope you like it!

I wrote it for my wife.

1. Time is cruel, people are affectionate, and I keep thinking about you. Although I can't see you every day, I miss you every minute. Send a message to chat with you and pick up this bridge, so I can't see you every day. I have to say I miss you. I miss you every day.

Your heart hurts, so does mine. If love can change everything, I will accompany you to the ends of the earth; If love is to stand the test of time, let me wait for you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I'm sorry!

3. Your smile is poetic and memorable; Your temperament, like floating cordate telosma, makes my heart beat faster; Your voice and smile are embedded in my heart, burning like fire. Marry me.

4. Knowing you in winter makes me warm; Spring likes you and gets happiness, summer loves you and gets happiness, and autumn misses you. With you, I have the perfect four seasons, dear, let's walk happily for a lifetime?

I ask the moon to bring the truth to your ears today; I look for flowers to represent my sincerity, and I am very happy to have your sincerity today; I want to unfold the beautiful scenery happily, and unfold it in front of your eyes today. 427. Swear to love my wife. It is not enough to love you all my life. It is similar from generation to generation!

6. Spring breeze blows away your worries, spring rain washes away your worries, spring flowers bring you a happy smile, and spring brings you good wishes. I wish my dear wife happiness and good luck forever.

7. Send you a bunch of roses. May you grow more beautiful; Send you a box of chocolates. May your life be happier and happier. Dear wife, thank you for accompanying me through so many ups and downs. Having you is the greatest happiness in my life. I swear to love my wife and I will always love you.

8. The only time my wife and I reached orgasm at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce agreement. ? Woody? Allen

9. Which is more important, face or husband and wife? We all know the truth, but in real life, it seems that we all choose face impulsively. Don't lose happiness because of face, it's not worth it. Rules before divorce

10. The wife will tell you how much a catty of food costs, and the lover will tell you how many stars there are in the sky. However, the stars can't be eaten as food. The most romantic thing is to eat the food cooked by my wife and watch the stars with her. Romance on the left and marriage on the right.

Leave a message for your wife.

1. If I don't let go, I won't let go. If I let you get away, I won't have a wife. ? Tang Jiasan Shao's "Day Beads Change"

Never think that other people's husbands or wives are better than their own, because they don't love you.

The food cooked by my wife is not necessarily the best in the world, but it must be the warmest in the world! ? Paper Marriage in Michelle Ye

4. Boys:? I love you. ? Girl:? what is love ? Boy:? Love is a promise. ? They are married. Husband: I love you. ? Wife:? what is love ? Husband:? Love is always keeping promises. ? When they are old, the old man: I love you. ? Old woman:? what is love ? The old man smiled and replied:? Keep your promise all your life. This is love. ?

5. How many people in this world live without masks? Speak insincerely with colleagues and bosses at work, and tell all kinds of lies to your wife or lover after work. ? Zhao Geyu's "Be a Woman for Life"

6. Is it really like a male friend said: Men treat sex just like we take a taxi, which is a one-time consumption and does not need to pay feelings. As long as you reach your destination, pay the corresponding price. A wife is equivalent to a private car and needs maintenance. Although it may not be brand-new for some years, she is still what he cares about, and it is more manifested as a kind of constant temperature affection. ? Zhao Geyu's "Be a Woman for Life"

Just as a young wife doesn't want to hug her old husband, Fortune doesn't want to hug that indecisive, lazy coward who believes in fate. Five-volume book

8./kloc-I went to college at the age of 0/8 and asked you what your ideal was. You said you would travel around the world. After finishing college at the age of 22, you said you would go if you found a job; 26 years old, with a stable job. You can wait until you buy a house. 30 years old, with a car and a house. You said you would take your wife with you when you got married. When you have a child at the age of 35, you say that the child will leave when he is older; The 40-year-old child has grown up. You said you would go after raising the old man. As a result, you didn't go anywhere.

As soon as he got off the bus, he fell on the frozen ground, and the terrible pain made him feel that his left wrist was broken. It will cost money again. I just saved 1200 yuan for my wife's dialysis. The child's tuition for next year has not been paid. As soon as he got up, he heard a scream and people waiting for the bus fled everywhere. A bus couldn't stop because the ground was too slippery and rushed to the crowd. He didn't hide, but was swept by the rear of the car, and the cost of medicine dropped (hope in despair is tragedy)

10 .. He stood in front of the mirror and a female ghost came up to him from behind. Cold hands suddenly covered his eyes. ? Guess who I am? The voice was cold and terrible. He is calm and expressionless? You are a ghost. ? Oh, that's boring. You guessed right again. ? The cold voice instantly becomes * *. She stamped her foot, turned into smoke and floated back to the urn. ? Silly wife, haven't you had enough fun for more than 20 years? He complained, but his wrinkled face was full of happiness. Even if you leave, your soul will always be with me and will warm my whole heart.

1 1. Wife, Niu Wangmo, stop arguing and come out to see God! ? Stephen Chow's westward journey.

12. I want to hold your hand from my wife to the old woman, and the person you want is never me.

13. First, the wife is always right; Second, if the wife is wrong, it must be the husband's fault; 3. If in doubt, please refer to Article 1.

14. It is not advisable to coax your wife too much. If you coax too much, it will appear that you have a ghost in your heart. ? My name, your last name.

15. If I were a corrupt official with a wife, I would be more moved and understanding. I'm half lying in bed. If the small braised pork holds my hand, I am on the left and my head rests on the chest of the small braised pork. My chest is like two fires. A few meters away from Fiona Fang, it is as dark and warm as a greenhouse. When Xiaohong's law comes into play, brain cells will divide, nerve supporting cells will divide, and cells in the cerebral vascular wall will also divide. My head will be fine, and I won't be stupid in a few days. Beijing, Beijing

16. Be careful to hide your wife and wallet. If they appear too frequently in front of people, they may be borrowed one day. ? Franklin

17. What is a man's quality of life? It depends on what kind of wife he married.

18. Can you take me from my wife to my old woman?

19. I always thought that no matter how powerful a man is, there will be a woman who can suppress him, either his mother or his wife ... or both!

20. It is easy to call a wife, but it is not difficult to call a wife, but calling an old woman is a lifelong commitment!

Leave a message for your wife. This sentence is very sweet

2 1. In my eyes, your beauty can never be described in words.

22. The sign of a man's maturity lies not in his genitals, but in his sense of responsibility.

Whether you and I can make it to the end or not, we are lucky enough to make this love work out.

24. As long as you say you have no complaints, then I have no regrets.

Daughter-in-law, you and I will finish this journey hand in hand, and I will give you everything I can.

Daughter-in-law, it is inevitable that you and I will stumble together on this road.

27. But before you eat or sleep, I will never let the war stand still.

28. I know your heart is always heavy.

29. After quarreling, it will reduce appetite and affect sleep.

In my opinion, nothing is more important than your health.

3 1. I am willing to be a happy pinion and a healthy screw. As long as I can make some contribution to your happiness, it is my greatest happiness. Even if I get smaller, it is the most meaningful thing, just because I love you!

32. I haven't seen panic for a day, my eyes are dull and dull, my meals are tasteless and my food is not fragrant, my limbs are weak and my whole body is bruised, my grain is hard to enter my intestines, my mind is distracted, my mind is hard to lose, and I miss a good girl very much. Baby, I love you!

33. I am glad to have you always greeting me and caring for me. I am lucky to have your consistent support. Life is wonderful because of you. Thank you sincerely-my good friend. May we be happy every day!

34. I have been wandering in a sea of people, dragging my household registration book and 9 yuan in my pocket, and then I met you and led you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you, wife!

35. You are wind, sand, rain, flower, fish, fork, meat, melon, lake, shrimp and silly girl. What am I? Tell me quickly!

36. When you are here, I hope I can accompany you every day and walk through every corner together. When you are not around, my thoughts are still so day and night. A moment of silence, thought is the charm that grows with you. I love you!

37. Wife is a landscape, and there are many customs all year round. My wife is a cup of chrysanthemum tea, which can taste refreshing fragrance at any time; The wife is a flower umbrella, which has her colorful and romantic colors no matter rain or shine; My wife is a string of Sugar-Coated Berry, sometimes her mouth is a little sour.

38. Meeting you is a kind of happiness. May happiness fill your life. Meeting you is a kind of beauty. May beauty shine in your life. Meeting you is a kind of happiness. May happiness always accompany you.