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Tell me about Christmas.

0 1 I will turn all the good news into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, all the happiness into cakes to thank you, and then say Merry Christmas!

Send you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest star on the top is my heart, my infatuation is hanging, and my unchanging heart is making materials: Merry Christmas!

I silently prayed that Santa Claus would send me a companion to hold hands with me on the coming Christmas Eve. And he gave you to me.

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network within 24 hours, I, who have always been far-sighted and smart, wish a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in advance!

If a fat old man jumps in from the window every night to catch you and put you in a bag, you don't have to worry, because the Christmas present I want is you.

Maybe the years will fade away, maybe the space will be isolated from each other, but knowing the cherished friendship will say Merry Christmas to you again!

Santa Claus said that the so-called happiness is a healthy body, people who love you deeply and a group of reliable friends. When you receive this message, you will have everything.

Christmas used to be gray. This year, with you, everything is different, and my world suddenly becomes bright and colorful. I sincerely thank you.

This is the message I sent you three days later. Don't peek. I told you not to look. Look. Merry Christmas!

10 in this foreigner's festival, I really want to be with you and enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere. However, you and I are separated, so I have to whisper to you here: "Merry Christmas, dear!" "

1 1 I miss your smile, your coat and your white socks, which are full of Christmas presents.

12 Christmas is here. Have you ever hung smelly socks on the bed? Santa Claus will throw my best gift in. Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus said he would put presents in our socks this year, so you must stay with me on Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

15 In this charming Christmas, you hid at home and laid eggs, a pile of dinosaur eggs, and a small egg, a pig. Merry Christmas!

16 Merry Christmas, what is Merry Christmas? Not happy sunshine, nor the chirping of birds, but happy thoughts and happy smiles.

This is a warm and loving greeting.

17 There is a problem that has been bothering me these days. You are obviously not a chicken. Why does everyone wish you a merry Christmas?

Do you know whose holiday Christmas is? I don't know, it's your holiday, it's Christmas! Idiot.

19 Hi, why are you still here? Do you know your importance? Without you, who will drag Santa Claus to give presents to everyone? Merry Christmas!

I feel, think, see, smell, listen, people feel, hands feel, feet feel, say, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, only my blessing has arrived.

2 1 Because of your existence, this day has a more special meaning, because we can get together under the tree and make a wish. Let's love each other for life.

If you are Christmas, I am New Year's Day, you are Santa Claus, I am a reindeer doffer, you are Santa Claus, I am Santa Claus, I wish you a merry Christmas!

Please give me a chance to spend Christmas Eve with you. Can a small request satisfy me?

On this beautiful day, there are no beautiful words, affectionate words and exquisite gifts, only deep blessings from friends. Merry Christmas!

On the evening of 24th, boil two eggs, I'll eat one and give you a Christmas. Wish you a happy holiday!

The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are my prayers for your safe life, and the bells rising on Christmas Eve are my wishes for your happy life.

On the night of Christmas Eve, I want to walk into the church with you, okay?

I have liked you for a long time. I really want to waltz with you this Christmas eve, lie next to you and say softly, I like it very much.

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Dear, although I can't spend our first Christmas with you, I still want to send my deep wishes for a better tomorrow.

Snowflakes fluttered, deer bells danced, and the sweet Christmas Eve came again, with little hands waving and dancing. What a wonderful Christmas.

3 1 On this special day, I want to say "Merry Christmas!" "

Dear Santa Claus, Merry Christmas? If you are unhappy, send me more gifts. I know you are all shopaholics, and then you buy them one by one and give them gifts.

May the world be full of peace. I wish you a happy new year with my most sincere heart. God bless you. Amen.

Merry Christmas! Send the gift to the SMS reader quickly, or you will make this Christmas Eve fidgety. Did you hear that? Don't laugh at fools!

I've known him for a long time, but I haven't met him. Friends of Christmas Eve, can we get together on Christmas Eve?

I made a wish to Santa Claus. I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing from Santa Claus to warm your heart and feet.

Little witch, Christmas is coming again. I have a blessing for you. I wish you would stop being stupid and have sex. Oh, honey, you are right to be happier than me anyway.

On this Christmas occasion, I have only one thing to tell you. I didn't have breakfast or lunch today. See you after work.

I haven't heard your voice for a long time, and no one has listened to my heart-to-heart talk for a long time. I really miss you in the days when snowflakes are flying. Merry Christmas to you!

If you are alone now, I wish you a merry Christmas. If you are in a group, please tell me where you are.

4 1 I want to express my thoughts when you are happiest. Here comes the chance for a romantic Christmas Eve. You are as happy as a pig, especially when you are angry, haha.

There are no presents this Christmas, only text messages.

Santa Claus asked, "What day is it today?" The elf said, "Today is Christmas!" " Santa Claus said, "Oh, that's too bad. I have to work overtime again. I hate this day. "

Wine, candles and a big meal, what a perfect Christmas, except for you, my friend and your wallet.

Dear, you are brighter than the stars on the Christmas tree and cuter than the reindeer, but have you shaved? I don't want you to look like Santa Claus.

Listen, Santa's bell, go and see, why did you come back so soon? What? Take out the garbage. Don't worry!

Why did you get up? Open your eyes quickly. I climbed into your bed last night and hid a very special gift under your pillow!

May the light of Christmas shine on you every day, and may sunshine and flowers fill your life journey.

You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, and Christmas is also happy. Oh, where is my Christmas present? Look for it, look for it. Oh, did you get it? I brought you happiness.

Merry Christmas. I won't think of you only on special days, but I will definitely let you receive my blessing at Christmas.

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