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Swear at mistress

1, I feel sick of the way you lie prone. Don't stand here and pollute this pure land.

2. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

The most hateful thing is not * *, but the little beggars who can't stand * *.

4. I want to say that you are mentally retarded, but I am praising you for having a brain. Take my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't go into the water.

5.* * Destroy other people's families.

6, it looks like the front line, and the urine is forked. Go to treatment! ! People are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap, knives waste air alive, and dead people waste soil.

7. If you don't eat chicken for 2 1 day, you are a bad guy.

8. You are not thick-skinned, so thick that you won't feel ashamed even if you stand and get fucked by others.

If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.

10, your mother gave birth to you to let you know the men in the world better. Pan Jinlian is less than one thousandth of you.

1 1. Oh, he looks good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

12, I didn't understand until I broke up. It turns out that * * is a girlfriend!

13, * *, you little slut, you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. When can I hold you in my hand? It's all my fault that I have no money, you * *!

14, rob her for two days. Shit! That bitch scolded me, and I finally scolded her.

15, he always said that you are not very good-looking, but you are rich. Today is just the right day. It seems that he still hasn't lied to me. I love him more and more.

16, for the sake of love, I'd rather not * * this gift.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

18, miss, it's the money. What are you doing? You will become a * *, perhaps because no one loves you!

19, forget it. If you die, what the fuck are you doing with my husband? Our janitor?

20, * * will be easy to sleep with men, but they are disgusted with some public actions of men. In fact, they are just using this opportunity to tell men that they don't regard sex as a game, and hope that the other party will psychologically think about the great and serious significance of sex.

2 1, where did this bitch come from? Summer has come, and she is still in heat.

22. You come to get your things back. I caught you in bed yesterday and ate my mouth. You ran so fast that you didn't even have time to put on your underwear. He took out a pair of underwear and threw it over.

23. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

24, * * Don't think you are a gourd baby.

25, * * has become a profession, and the marriage certificate is not even as valuable as the certificate.

26. Now that you are going to resign, I'm really a little embarrassed. You secret concubine, we spent money. But forget it, it's not worth much. On the bright side, it is indeed cheaper and more worry-free than finding a little sister. So, as the original, thank you for your contribution.

27, you are a pest, even if you go to eighteen layers of hell.

28, shameless bitch, may also be a free lady, everyone reviles a whore.

29. It's good to know what you are.

30. So many rivers and mountains? * * Such mites.

3 1, without the existence of * *, who will identify your shit love?

When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

I wish you this * * will become history as soon as possible.

34. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. It looks angry and rubbed too thin.

35. Interesting things. Today, our supermarket has the Dragon Boat Festival jiaozi Competition. The materials are of course from the supermarket, but an aunt ran away with the wrapped jiaozi in the middle. ...

36. Beneath the appearance of both talent and appearance, there is an essence of pretending to be B inside.

37, homework * *, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

38, Ming Sao is easy to hide, dark Sao is difficult to prevent! I am more beautiful than you, but not as coquettish as you! Make you laugh!

I blame myself for being too young. I can't tell a man from a dog! * * No ordinary bitch!

40, don't say you are * *, even if you are a junior, I'm not afraid.

4 1, I said to be your husband, not to find * *, not to seduce people, and I agreed.

42. Don't you dare rob my man. If I am forced to die, I will die together. If I don't get it, don't even think about it.

43. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

44. My wish is to get drunk naturally every day and wake up naturally every day.

45. I met a rich and ugly man today. The counter selling silver ornaments downstairs in the supermarket said, What's the most expensive thing here? I want the most expensive one! !

46. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move. Your object is a screw, and it has not been screwed.

47. I am vain? Maybe so. Vanity at least loves face, knowing that a man who cares about himself needs fame, commitment and responsibility. Marriage is a woman's fortress. A third son like you only deserves to take love as a fig leaf and be a bitch with no regrets.

48. It is different to be led by so many men. It's a fucking waste if you don't cook chicken.

49, see you this coquettish, born a * * life, you are so worthy of the country?

50. It's all water. Why do you need wine? You're a pervert. Why are you pretending to be a sheep?

5 1, so ugly, how dare you come out and embarrass yourself? Forget it quickly. If you know it, hurry * *

52, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, no three no four, no face, no skin and no heart.

53. As homework, it is a shame that you can't finish it yourself.

54. I also complain that I have no friends. Which woman can be your friend? It means that my boyfriend is not good, and I am looking for a back.

He often takes you shopping? Those are small things. You'll never guess what brand your sister uses. Otherwise, you wouldn't be so complacent.

You can stay at my house during the surrogacy, but you need to leave here quickly after giving birth. I believe my husband has already told you this, so I won't say much.

57. Although I am not a bad person, I am a good person.

58. I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must treat my man well. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day.

59. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not show men.

60. Find the cause of the problem from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

6 1, I'm talking now, but you're yelling, which is not in the same order as talking.

62. Men treat unmarried women as hostess and want to play for nothing. Often end up as a duck with a flat mouth.

I don't know why you don't always think with that thing around your neck

64. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you.

I don't need to see those jewels. I carefully selected all the bargains in the wholesale market. He still wants to buy you a house? Yes, we are going to buy a house and pay a down payment. My name, you pay back the loan. . . Because you have no legal status at all, all your investment is in vain in the end. ;