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What are the sentences that express "Come on, be humorous"?

1. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

2. I look beautiful when I am fat, and I look good when I am thin!

Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. You don't have to be depressed because you are a piece of shit.

I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

5. Not smart, but also as bald as others.

7. You can't eat fat in one bite, but fat people do eat fat in one bite.

8. If you have enemies in your heart, the world will be enemies! Invincible in the heart, then naturally invincible in the world!

9. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me!

10. I always believe that there will be no difficulties in life, no matter how many difficulties, setbacks and failures there are. I will encourage myself: go ahead!

1 1. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

12. I think you are an elephant with a pig nose and green onions.

13. The function of words is: when you don't want to talk, you can shout with your hands.

14. There are pies in the sky and pies on the ground.

15. As long as money is not involved, all ideals will shine. As long as it involves money, it becomes a dream!