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What stalk does a whole Bengbu live in?

China has two famous cities, which everyone knows, but if you ask, "Where are these two cities?" Everyone was stunned and suddenly realized that "these two are place names."

This famous city, first of all, is Wuhu, which is also famous all over the world for its "blessing", followed by Bengbu, the champion of homophonic collection, which deserves to be called the abstract capital.

I can't stand it. The homonym is "Bengbu", which describes the situation that I was emotionally shocked and couldn't stand it, and I was about to cry or laugh. With sweaty soybeans, Bengbu Live is suitable for almost any emotional generation scene:

When we are watching funny videos;

Tomorrow, the ark will draw cards, and there will be no 6 stars in 79 rounds;

When we see that others can't get 6 stars in 79 rounds, but we draw one that is very accurate;

When we team up to play games, we are crazy about carry, and our teammates are not only not good at playing games but also crazy about sprinkling dog food;

With a girlfriend, we can play sweetly together, and others can only play with each other, as busy as a bee;

When we receive the gossip that we are not allowed to play love games again;

When minors see that "online game service providers are not allowed to provide online game services to minors from 22 o'clock every day to 8 o'clock the next day";

When adults cook their own dishes, they can't pretend to be primary school students;

When we were young, we couldn't play any more games when we grew up.

It is precisely because of its wide use that Bengbu Lived has become a strong competitor of the annual network language. But it also makes the house price in Bengbu higher and higher. After all, there are more and more people in Bengbu

Bengbu, a little-known 18 line city, a small city where mainlanders may mispronounce, and a small city whose GDP can rank above 100, has become a sentence used by the whole network to express feelings, and I don't know whether local people in Bengbu are happy or sad.

When Anhui was mentioned, mainlanders could only think of "smelly mandarin fish" and "Huangshan Mountain". Now, under this coincidence, Wuhu and Bengbu are widely known, and it is a kind of luck to get rid of the title of "one of the provinces with the lowest sense of existence".