Talking about super funny non-mainstream personality

1. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

2, half smiling face, half tears, you only see my brother's cross section.

3. In this life, what people plant in waiting is a pit.

4. It is better to worship Buddha than to worship me. If I kill Jesus, I am God!

The emperor calls himself "widow", and the empress dowager should be called "widow"!

At that time, I didn't understand that there was a kind of calm called a stagnant pool.

7. Japan claims Diaoyu Island as its own. The result was a tsunami!

8. You have a post-80s heart and a post-70s face.

9. The person who painted eyelashes as flies' legs was a broken-winged Orleans roast wing in his last life.

10, I found my words very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

1 1. I enjoy a moment's blank in my mind every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.

12, from the moment I saw you, I turned around beautifully, and then I accidentally bumped into a tree.

13, the most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.

14, when young, who doesn't love a few animals.

15, spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

16, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

17, I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

18, you go home by wind, and I will chase you by somersault cloud.

19. Riding a broom makes you feel like Harry Potter.

20. I'll make a long story short: it's a long story.

2 1, I am a playboy. Do you know why? Because my nickname is jen and my name is playboy.

22. During the exam, I suddenly found myself learning nothing.

23. Money is nothing but paper. Spending is money. If you burn it, it is paper money.

24, can be applied for three days, when sit up and take notice.

25. It is said that silence is golden. Will there be a lot of gold after a long silence?

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

27. The flowers on Naihe Bridge witnessed the prosperity of who and who.

28. Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

29. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

30, some people, seriously make you uncomfortable, some people owe you a toothache!

3 1, not to say that good medicine tastes bitter, how can it not work?

Your promise to me is like your knife to your mother, and it will never come true.

If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.

Non-mainstream personality is funny. Tell me about it.

1, I usually forget to scold you. I don't want to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and military.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

Life is like a super girl, all men will come to the end.

6. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

7. As a typical failure, you are simply too successful.

8. Say what should be said and what should not be said.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

10, you said that you, without a diploma, have to learn from others' ugliness and baldness.

1 1, coming into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

12, I want the whole world to know that I'm keeping a low profile.

13, son, fools can't be resurrected.

14, I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

15, alas ~ If this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial.

16, your stupidity is always so creative.

17, ouch, you are so busy to go to the toilet by yourself.

18, once you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

19, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.

20, the ideal is full, and the reality is very skinny.

2 1, low-key, is the most NB show off.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

23, holding your hand, you will know that the child is ugly, the child does not go, I will go.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

25. What I hate is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

Talk about non-mainstream personality

1, I just like you so much that it scares me. Thank you for letting me grow up, but in different ways.

Why did you come into my world and disturb everything?

You are my happy memory, and I am your forgotten past.

You should always smile at me. I like watching you laugh.

6. Life is an empty city, full of confusing love.

7. The most extravagant person in the world also wants to be with you.

8. I still miss you, but my love for me has disappeared.

9. True love is to cherish it when you can love it.

10, only blame the original is too simple, you cheated the most true feelings.

1 1, don't worry about love, the sky is neither barren nor old, it's still early.

12, click on your chat window, but don't know what to say.

13, so persistent love you, out of love or unwilling?

14, even if it is dazzling, it can't replace the warmth you gave.

15, alienated people, sometimes not annoying, may be too fond.

16, watch the fans die behind, turn your head and scare away millions of heroes!

17, my heart is not a bus, I can sit down if there is a vacancy.

18, I left you not because I don't love you, but because you don't know how to cherish it.

19, I won't contact you, and you won't contact me.

20. You haven't given me a stable heart, how can I dare to travel alone?

2 1. People who bring sunshine to other people's lives will enjoy sunshine themselves.

22, as beautiful as flowers and jade, like water flowing. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

23, snuggle up to you, you will have the love of the whole world, warmer than the sun.

24. Love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

25. The once-flourishing event may be just a dream of Conan, but it will eventually disappear without a trace.

26. Perhaps happiness is not only about having, but giving up perfection is the real happiness.

27, obsessed with that, just because you said it, so I firmly believe.

28. There is no cycle in life, it is destiny takes a hand, just like an all-night carnival.

29. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

30. If you wake up at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

3 1, maybe you and I will eventually disappear, but you know, I am moved by you.

32. I never thought that one day: you would hold someone's hand and forget me.

33. My love has broken my partisans, and I can't keep flying in the wind.

34. Even if you work hard, you can only succeed by yourself, and you can only work hard by yourself.

35. Your promise is like a star, so much, but I will never get it!

Give me a hard time, and I'll make you worse than myself.

37. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

I often tell myself not to hang from a tree and not to get lost in the forest.

39. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

40. Trust me. Why is it so hard for you to trust me? It's rare that I want to self-destruct.

4 1, girls casually say nothing, but they don't know how much helplessness and bitterness are hidden behind them.

42. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

43. I can't guess. I can't guess the good or bad of your recent silence. Being together is more lonely than being apart.

44. The so-called friend is nothing more than either you put me together or I put you together.

45. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. How do I feel about this satisfaction?

46. Do you really like someone, and everything he says can affect your mood?

47. Don't worry too much about the vague future, but strive for the clear present.

48. It's not for grandstanding. I don't have a girlfriend for example or a boyfriend for betrayal. I'm fine.

49. Loneliness is that looking up at the sky, the sky is empty. Look around, but there is no you.

50. The wound you gave turned into a scar. Why tear it apart and let it bleed?

5 1, sometimes the enemy is more real than the so-called friend, at least he speaks ill of you in front of you.

Thank you for teaching me how to love. Unfortunately, you just don't love me.

53. Accepting reality is the first step to overcome any misfortune; Only by facing the reality can you surpass it.

54, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

When you stop to think about whether you love someone, it means that you no longer love him.

56. The true meaning of life lies in forgiveness and forgetting. Forgive those who deserve it and forget those who don't.

57. You said you would walk the road of the future together. As a result, you quit halfway and left me alone.

58. Seeing this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.

59. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.

60. Don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only let it fly, let it go and let itself go. .

6 1, when I miss you, it is sweet. When I cry, I miss your fragrance, hold me and give my heart sustenance.

62. There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

63. The world is too big and I am too small. I am afraid that love didn't find me and missed me.

64. My brother told me: Sister, you must not be taller than me when looking for a boyfriend in the future, otherwise I am afraid that he will bully you and I will not hit him.

65. In fact, many children leave their mobile phones on the street, not because they want to play more, but to cover up their embarrassment of being unaccompanied.

66. Try to be an elegant woman. Don't be artificial, because artificial women not only make women hate, but also make men hate.

No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be people who love you. No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be people who don't love you

If a person can't learn to forget, it will be a very painful thing. Stop worrying about yourself and forget the painful things!

69. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext, and she loves him.

70. Everyone has a past. To relive the past is not to miss the past, but to learn how to face new people and new things in nostalgia.

7 1, don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

72. Not every girl can experience so much deception and exaggeration as Hepburn in Breakfast at Fantini. Looking back, someone still loves her.

73. The wind blows like a flower, and your smile shakes and shakes, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky. Look at the snow and the shadows of the season.

74. Every girl is not a lofty person, but to give her life to a man, this action really needs careful consideration. Look at people, but also at the heart.

75. It snowed like a mat all night, just like my lingering heart, thinking of you. Lonely in both places, I miss you so much. Pure love gives you the real you. Love letters are like snow: life has you.

Seeing your smile is the happiest thing in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable thing in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable thing in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful thing in the world!

77. When I first met you, my heart was like boiled red wine, with a faint excitement. Life without you is like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.

78. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

79. Remember, a lady with real temperament never shows off everything she has. She doesn't tell people what books she has read, where she has been, how many clothes she has and what jewelry she has bought, because she has no sense of inferiority.

Qq non-mainstream personality signature is funny.

1. The bell is the strongest sound in China.

You are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light.

Must it be understood that I love you? Can't it be understood as me?

4. [I am a person who wears a short-sleeved vest, slippers and canvas and then travels around the world]

5. Idiots call people anthomaniac.

6. Baidu can't find you. Sogou will come out at one o'clock.

7. Teacher Bao, why is there light on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

Don't be angry with me, my daughter-in-law has called to remind me.

9. Don't worry about what is taken away. All that can be taken away is rubbish.

10. I don't know what a good screen name is, but I can't afford it.

1 1. mowing the grass in the afternoon, my mother is the hardest, playing mahjong in the morning and fighting the landlord in the afternoon.

12. Brother, can you show me your confession again? Your appearance blinded my golden dog's eyes.

13. The computer abused me thousands of times. I regard computers as my first love-

14. I will graduate soon. How can those who secretly love me be so calm? ......

15. It's all yogurt. What is Telunsu?

16. Break his throat, do your best, and then ... dare to die with you!

17. Sorry! Formatting is in progress due to system failure. Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye!

18. Do you have to understand that I love you? Can't you understand that I am a fool? .

19. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

20. Girl, put away your overflowing feelings.

2 1. What do you care? Go to the sand pool to play with shit, then wash your hands and eat shit. Will it be all right after eating? Pull it out after eating, and then come out.

22. The advertisement was well read, and suddenly a TV series popped up to be depressed.

23. Good mushrooms are cool, made in China.

24. It's hard to imagine how ancient people without mobile phones shit.

25. The chemistry teacher asked: What about the gas leak at home? Get up and say, have a cigarette and calm down.

26. moral integrity is scattered all over the floor and cleaned up by yourself.

27. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreo if you have nothing to do.

28. I want to get married when I see my head.

29. Judging from your appearance, your parents were not serious when they made you!

During the exam, I was discussing Children's Day with my classmates. Suddenly someone jumped out: You failed in the exam, and the teacher sent you to Tomb-Sweeping Day.

3 1. Lazy. The sun won't dry. How time flies. Bad emotions began to flood. Learn to let go. The cold war is not funny. It's a little difficult for me to say sorry first.

32. Lao, did you break my red rope?

33. Excuse me, teacher, can I skip class? Didn't you say that you should respect the old and love the young? Didn't you say you'd be bored to death to see us? Then I'll let you see me.

34. Teachers are good, teachers are early, and teachers don't bathe every day.

35. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

36. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

38. Walking in the street that day, Yim told me, brother, you are so handsome. I slapped her and said angrily, don't talk nonsense?

39. Don't put it off too much. I haven't put it off yet What are you dragging?

40. Can you lie to me harder? I'm afraid I'll strangle you the next second.

4 1. You can swim, how could you drown in my heart?

42. You can try to call a opposite sex and say, actually ... then pause for a while, then forget it, it's okay, go to bed early. ...

43. You all say it's confession. I cleaned my watch and suddenly felt a lot whiter.

44. If you make the whole world love you, I love you.

45. If you could see through me, I wouldn't be riddled with holes.

46. Do you know the meaning of rolling words? There are clothes in the scroll, that is, take off your clothes and make them public and roll them out.

47. A woman asks a man: Do you love me? Man: Love! W: Then you say that I am everything to you. M: Yes! You are my concubine! ! !

48. You can lie to me, please pay attention to the times.

49. Actually, I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

50. The man who excites me has not yet been born.

5 1. If you love someone, say it out loud.

52. If you really want to fly to Sister Chang 'e, I will tell Brother Hou Yi.

53. God wanted to listen to music and took Leslie Cheung away. God wanted to watch the dance and took MJ away. God wanted to use the iphone and took Jobs.

54. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.

55. Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because a strong body can support a dirty soul.

56. From the age of 18, I met my parents, got married and had children. I want to talk about a seven-year relationship.

57. Instructions for jumping off a building: Leave a note to the sixth floor; Want to be disabled to the fifth floor; To be hospitalized to the fourth floor; Only scary to the third floor; Fight martial arts to the second floor; Please go to the first floor to watch the excitement.

58. Recently, my classmates bought a cottage to show off their long standby time of 100 days. Then one day, there was no electricity. Let's take a closer look at the box of the mobile phone, which says super long.

59. I don't want to I don't want to grow up. When I grow up, I won't have any red envelopes.

60. I will arrive in a few minutes. If not, please read this message again.

6 1. I am decadent, but my surface is deep.

62. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

63. I struggle with these three things every day: I don't want to sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning and I regret staying up too late.

64. In my opinion, some people are really rewarded by the school, and they can hear butterflies as soon as they open their mouths.

65. I am a GD brain-dead powder, and I am a crazy lover! ! !

66. I am a clever boy! ! ! Distinguish boys from girls.

At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

68. I am so pure that I can't even write wchu.

69. I am just an ordinary woman, as long as I can eat with peace of mind, use with peace of mind, live comfortably and have no troubles, that's enough.

70. Be confident no matter how big your face is! ! !

7 1. The bell is the strongest sound in China.

72. The annual sales volume of fragrant and fluttering milk tea can circle the earth. The beef noodles in Lanzhou smiled: I tell you, Lao Tzu's sales can turn the earth into a wool ball.

73. Think about how to deal with your parents. Will they throw a lot of money at me and tell me to get out of here? ! Should I accept it or not? ! It's so embarrassing

74. If you want to live in my heart, can you afford the rent?

75. The pig said, I am a son of a bitch! The chicken said, I am a son of a bitch! The dog said: you talk, I'll go first!

76. New hatred and old hatred, and this endless sadness will last forever.

77. You are never the one with big breasts.

78. Many lovely girlfriends around me can't shake their brains! ! ! ! ! ! !

79. Grandpa said: After watching the news broadcast for decades, I didn't see the ending!

80. Does a sad song make children who are more or less tone-deaf find confidence?

8 1. The doctor told me to do more photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

82. In the future, I will marry Xia. My son's name is Xia. I'll see which teacher calls my son's name in class.

83. Never compete with animals to win? You are worse than an animal. Lost? You are worse than an animal. Tied? You are no different from animals.

84. Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes directly and can't be displayed.

85. There are two things you don't have to miss the shit you pull out and the people you don't contact.

86. People with tattoos are afraid of heat, and those with apples have no pockets.

87. There is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny, and the end is tragic: once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died. ...

88. There was a silence and the teacher was called. . .

89. It's time to show your legs again. Of the ten boys, ten are longer than girls, nine are thinner than girls, eight are white and seven are straight.

90. No matter how fragrant perfume is, it can't compare with the leek box.

9 1. In this special story, I just want to say that Xiu En 'ai died quickly. . .

92. Chopin in Niu X can't play out the sadness of labor and capital.

93. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird. I don't want to eat bugs, and I don't want to be bugs ... so I'll start at noon. ...

94. A good voice in China is a bell ~

95. China's partner, China is a good man.

96. Minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has some areas.