Humorous sentences about sleeping

1, go to sleep! Don't expect others or be expected!

I can't sleep on lonely nights. Think about what you used to look like, tears wet your eyes. When I loved you, you were so deep and true, but when I left, you were so determined that you didn't leave me any regrets!

3, do not sleep during the day, collapse at noon. Don't sleep in the afternoon, I'm too tired at night.

4, lazy baby sheep to report for duty, lying in bed to sleep, all the troubles are left behind, to see who wants to fall asleep first, Duke Zhou tightly held in his arms, snoring like thunder, fast asleep.

When you can't sleep, it's because you are awake in other people's dreams.

6, I can't sleep, and I feel a lot of emotions at night, so there are a lot of things.

7, can't sleep in the morning, can't sleep at night! How long does it take you to fall asleep when you are lying in bed playing with your mobile phone? Come on, how long do you want to play with your mobile phone at night before you stop?

8. I don't know if I'm hungry when I eat, and I don't know if I stand upside down when I sleep.

9. Lazy sheep said: Happiness means eating and sleeping every day.