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A long story about cheating tourists.

1. Perhaps the best love is to tolerate each other's past and trust each other's future.

2. May there be someone around you who will always be partial to you.

Actually, you are not so good, but you are essential to me.

The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

I am willing to accompany you for a long, long way, which is called the rest of my life.

6. Don't worry, don't make do. When fate comes, we will be together. May we hold hands sweetly, and may our affection not be disappointed.

7. Time will change the way you and I look, but it can't change the way I love you.

8. I like people who will ask me what I am doing in a short time and stick to me all the time to share interesting things with me, which makes me feel very needed.

9. liking someone sometimes depends not on how good he is, but on how he suits you and makes you feel at ease.

10, the world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon doesn't hug you, time destroys you, but I love you.

I want to walk a long way with you, and that road is called the rest of my life.

First, I have given up my youth, and I am willing to accompany you to the old age.

Second, keeping the person you love and doing what you love is happiness.

Third, I don't know what words touched you, but I feel that every word is not in vain.

Fourth, not everyone who passes by will know each other, but we are so lucky.

I like to rely on you, and the stars depend on the night sky.

He is my favorite person. I don't change sweet ice cream and chocolate.

Seven, you have a nice name in my heart called lover.

Eight, I am willing to grow into a person I like and meet someone who doesn't need to please me all my life.

Nine, there are many dazzling people, but only you can flash to me.

Ten, the future days are only beautiful with you, and dreams will be more real.

When we are old and white-haired, I will still love you with my heart, because I love you late and only love you all my life.

Twelve, from now on, I would like to hold your hand, accompany you crazy thousands of times, accompany you forever reincarnation.

Thirteen, I love you, a love story that never expires.

Please allow me to be a little proud because I have your support.

Fifteen, as long as you are around, there will always be only a smile on my face.

From the moment you walked into my heart, I didn't intend to let you out again.

Seventeen, you are my past, present and future.

I like looking at your sweet smile and instantly warming my heart.

Thank you for giving me a little happiness and rendering my world. Even in No Country for Old Men, I am willing to accompany you from place to place.

Let's spend the rest of our lives together.

I want to walk a long way with you, and that road is called the rest of my life.

Twenty-two, when you are old, I can't walk. I will tell you with a smile and wrinkles. You see, I like you all my life.

Simple confession: life is a long way.

1, angry with you, teasing you just because I like you; Learn from you and follow you, just because I fall in love with you; I love you and obey you only because I want to chase you; Miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; I love you and understand you. I just want to ask if you can accompany me for a lifetime.

When I first saw you, I knew what love at first sight was. From now on, I will care about you all my life. I wish you happy every day and beautiful forever.

I want to tell the world that I'm here for you. No matter where you are, I can walk to your side. Give you a warm hug when you are sad. Give you a solid support when you are tired.

No matter how depressed the economy is, you have no regrets; No matter how bad the storm is, there is no shortage of you; No matter how long the crisis lasts, I don't want to be with you anymore. My dearest baby, you are all to me.

My love for you will always be a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!

6. Because of you, I have become full of energy; Because of you, I changed my way of life; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine the world without you.

7, first love, goodbye infatuation, worry all day long, want to win the heart, take great pains, want to urge the heart, don't you know my heart!

8, the vast sea of people, navigate with your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

9. There are no deserts in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on!

10, I hate deleting your message. I can't forget your smiling face. I already know your true feelings. I don't want you to hear my heartbeat!

1 1, if the result of our acquaintance is destined to be tears, I would rather enjoy this cruel beauty alone, never regret the days with you, just want you to be good forever.

12, your smile has been integrated into my heart, warming and touching me, making my life full of happiness and romantic happiness, dear, I love you!

13. Dreaming during the day and dreaming at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

14, I don't know if the moon can represent my heart, but I tell you that I really love you! I can't find a standard to measure how much I love you, but I assure you that time can witness my love for you all my life!

15. Roses bloom in September. I only have you in my heart. I really want to be with you. I have nothing for you but one sentence: I love you!

16, it is because of love that I quietly avoided it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

17, because I miss you, my mobile phone never owes money; Because I wait for you, the phone never turns off; Because you are always in the service area I care about, there are signals of my missing at any time and anywhere, and you can receive my warm information.

18, in every night with you, I am no longer too lonely.

19, take care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you!

20. Pay your sincerity without your commitment; Give you the truth, not your promise; Love me with all your heart. It's nothing to pledge eternal love. It's just action, not you saying, if you love me, marry me, marry me.

2 1 You little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

22. I'm still suffering from expectation, and I still miss you in my heart. Your face appears in front of me again and again, still so kind and beautiful, but you can't get close, just like the stars in the sky.

23. The distant people I miss in the rainy night are revived together with all the feelings in the past.

24. If I were a dragonfly, I would look at you with a thousand pairs of eyes. If I were a centipede, I would hug you with a thousand pairs of arms; If I were God, I would send an angel to protect you. Unfortunately, I am not, but I will love you with one!

25. Baiyun never promises its existence to the sky, and the scenery does not tell its eternity to the eyes. I don't have too many promises and sweet words, just because true love doesn't need too many words to express!

26. I looked at the full moon, as if staring at you: Dear, in that bright moon mirror, I saw you who was equally attentive to me.

27. I made a wish to God: May you be happy forever. God said no, only four days, I said spring, summer, autumn and winter; God was stunned: two days. I laughed: a dark day; Shenjing: One day! I laugh: every day of my life!

28. If missing is a disease, then I am terminally ill; If missing is a feeling, then I have the depth of the ocean; If love is because of hate, then I already hate it; If you poison blindly, I will spend my life for you.

I love you very much, but I can't be with you. I miss you very much, but I still have to pretend not to care.

30. Tonight is as lonely as the sea, and tonight is full of lovesickness. My love for you has turned into this lonely sea. Miss your heart has let your shadow flood in your mind!

3 1, if there is an afterlife, I would like to be your pupil and give me your deepest gaze when you look in the mirror!

32. I want to grow old with you.

33. The quiet phone is accompanied by dim lights, and the lonely chest holds the cold arms. Through my sharp eyes, I saw a stubborn heart, still stubbornly waiting for the echo of your love.

34. If you still exist in this world, then this world is meaningful to me anyway; But if you leave, no matter how beautiful the world is, he is just a desert in my eyes.

I am not afraid that he will catch up with me, but that my heart will not follow my footsteps.

36. I confiscated time and stopped the moment when we fell in love. I gathered time to witness the moment when we fell in love. I dumped the sea and couldn't put out the flame of our love. Honey, marry me, and love will witness this moment.

37. The wheel of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever!

38. Stick to the position of love and stick to the original agreement; Although there were countless lives in the past, it was only with your heart; No matter what happens, I just want to work with you to create a miracle of life!

39. I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.

40. You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life! !

4 1, because of the wind, wicker can be blown up; Because of the rain, the seedlings can grow; Because there are flowers, they are naturally fragrant; Life is full of sunshine because of you. Baby, you are my sun!

42. Life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing along the way. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy.

I love you more than myself. You are the sun in my heart. When you shine, I am full of vitality.

44. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

45. I often miss you in my heart and think about where you are every day. I don't have the heart to bother you. I just missed you so much today. I am sending you a message to tell you that I miss you very much here.

46. I love you To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

47. Express sincere thoughts in sincere language, exchange sincere confession for the dream of true love, and pray for true happiness with sincere expectation: If you are willing, please join hands with me to enter the harbor of happiness.

48. I am a boat full of love for you. After the storm, I swam across the dangerous beach and rowed desperately to you. You will always be my anchorage, and you will always be my shelter.

49. People say that you love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

50. Waiting is not to let you come back, but to make an excuse not to leave.

5 1, time can't wash away the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

52. Abandoning you, there is nothing in my heart, just like that ship, leaving the shore, leaving only an empty deck; The sea breeze sticks to my face blankly, and your kite flies farther and farther. I don't want to let go, but it's broken.

53. You are the world and the world is you. I am willing to accompany you and love you with all my heart.

54, love you, hide in your heart, warm in your heart!

55. Love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us fall in love, love makes us care, and let me give you all my love in my lifetime.

56. There is only one name in the world that worries me so much. It is like an invisible thread, with one end firmly tied in my heart and the other in your hand. Dear, I miss you all the time!

57. I have known each other for many years and have a crush on each other for so long. I have a thousand reasons to love you, but I can't say them in front of you. Summon up the courage to express your feelings, and don't let regrets concern you. You and I love each other on Valentine's Day, and today is a holiday.

58. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

59. My family name is me, I love you with my name, I miss you with my words, I love you with my name, I love you with my scientific name, I miss you with my birth name, I dream of you with my pen name, I know you with my name, I chase you with my nickname, and I love you with my fame. Actually, my real name is teasing you! Ha ha!

60. This wine glass is sweet and pleasant because it touches the lips of close people. Oh! May God put her lips on mine, and let her drink all the spirits of my soul in one breath!

6 1, as long as you are willing, tell me when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

62. You are an angel and I am a wing. You are a flower, I am a bee; You are the breeze, I am the air; You are a cloud, I am water, you can't live without me, I am integrated with you, and you are my life.

63. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

64. Colorful hyacinthus orientalis shook my first love. Your bright eyes ignited my youthful enthusiasm.

65. If I become loess, loess loves you too; If the loess is covered with grass, the grass loves you; If there is dew on the grass, dew loves you.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you.

I have given you enough time to escape from me. Now, it is time.

68. Don't force your persistence, don't make me wait indefinitely, and don't let me see your stubbornness, which will make my heart more painful because of your sadness.

69. I always nod when I meet you, but it is always difficult to say anything. The moment my eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.

70. I love you, so I send you a message to convey my love through cell phone signals; If you love me, please send me a message and reply to my sweetness along the way!

7 1, the heart has been torn and scattered in the air, like a withered flower, which can never be recovered.

72. My previous life may have been a bird. If you are a bird, then I am also a bird.

73. The sky is blue and the ground is wide. My heart is gone. Holding the breeze, scattering acacia, holding the drizzle, complaining for a long time; Thinking of you, thinking of you and looking at you, my heart has already fallen for you!

74. In a previous life, I put a ring between your fingers, and your chest was branded with my breath. In this life, I came to see you, haunted by dreams, HongLing tender feelings, the world of mortals flying, where are you. Circle past lives, just for your love in this life!

75. Every girl is an angel without tears. When an angel falls in love with a boy, she will have tears, and when that day comes, the tears will fall into the earth. Therefore, every boy should not disappoint your girl, because he once gave up the whole heaven for you.

76. The wind blows my hair gently, and the leaves float gently beside you. Looking at the blue sky, sitting on the green grass, so warm and harmonious. I really want to stop this moment and let us be happy together for a lifetime!

77. The happiness of flowers is red, the happiness of leaves is green, the happiness of the sky and the sea is blue, and the happiness I give you will be colorful.

78. My wish is in your mouth, and I feel your breath. My wish is in your eyes, beating with your eyes; My wish is in your hands and my heart is as sweet as honey; My wish is in your heart, and my soul mate will never change.

79. I love you, I kiss you, and I want to kiss you madly. Because you are my angel, my queen, my noble lover!

Without words, let me tell you what love is with actions.

8 1. If I could have your star, I would give up the whole sky. If I can have your shell, I am willing to give up the whole ocean.

82. At the station of time, I want to make a wish, forever; In the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity. Because our friendship will be accompanied by sincerity and forever.

You are a good girl, just like a faint landscape painting, which can dilute people's mood. I am willing to be indifferent to myself, and I am willing to share the fragrance of roses and the affection of chocolate with you on this special day!

I know you like me, so I'm not afraid of anything!

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I tried to comfort you, but I didn't learn. I want to give you a ring, but it's still in the safe. I have to send you a message. I hope we will never screw up.

86. You should say love easily. The promise you make is the debt you owe. Don't say no love easily. Maybe happiness will be rejected by you!

I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you. Love you. Plain and faint, grow old with you!

88. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.

89. Every round of breeze and bright moon is engraved with my warm wishes. Every flying snowflake brings my concern and greetings. Every crystal dew is a collection of my endless worries; Every quiet night, I miss it deeply.

90. I regret every time I have a personality with you. Actually, my purpose is very simple. I just want you to care about me.

9 1, seeing your smile is the happiest in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful in the world!

92. Please accept my most sincere and best wishes in your busy work. May my blessing eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; May happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life.

93. Don't meet my expectations easily, don't meet my requirements too readily. Meaningless dedication often desecrates the value of the collection. If everything is deserved, then even if you kiss, I won't know how to cherish it.

94. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For living.

The road of life is very long. Let me go with you. I want to build a sky of our own with you.

96. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, and it is only because of expectation that you will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

97. Spring is your love, Xia Yun is your lingering around the peak, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and Dongmei is your love.

98. Gentle rain, like you, wets my heart, rushes into my heart gently, leaving your deep trace. I acquiesce that you are the only one for me, and I am sure I will catch up with you.

99. You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life!

100, you are a fairy in a fairy tale, giving me the fragrance of life and the spring of life.

Perhaps happiness is to accompany you on a road called life.

First, the best feeling is probably that I opened your dialog box, started to want to chat with you, and suddenly received your message.

Second, rest when you are tired. Why are you pushing yourself so hard? Tired, let your heart stop beating, which also takes time to sort out; If you are tired, stop, even if it is patting the dust, to make your mind clean again; If you are tired, stop. This is not a cowardly escape, but a release of self. Stop when you are tired, even if you just look up gently, maybe there will be better scenery.

Third, the melody of music rustles, and the joys and sorrows of the world are separated. With a touch of vicissitudes, the sleeves are full of fragrance, and the secular feelings disappear without a trace. Dancing through your fingers, falling into a busy life, playing a romantic and sad song. A bright moon, carrying a wisp of breeze, passes through the Millennium dust. Lonely fingers slip through the sadness of the soul, and how much affection is left. How many smiles and tears are flying in the sky, suddenly looking back, a daze dream, dedicated to tenderness and poetry all my life, but I have already lost you in the melancholy review.

Fourth, we agreed to be together all the time, even against time, even against the world.

Smiling doesn't always mean you are happy. Sometimes, it just means that you are strong.

6. I just want to meet people who are destined to get old in crowded streets.

7. People who leave you are trying to prove to you how precious it is to be with you!

Eight, not all tears can't help, just use tears to vent their emotions. Not all alcohol anesthetizes people, but it releases the heart through alcohol. Not all disputes are inevitable, but you should express your true feelings through disputes. Everyone has a fragile corner in his heart, and only the most trusted people can see it. We are not unreasonable to everyone, and how much dependence is hidden behind our willfulness.

I miss you, but I can't tell you, like a tree full of pears, it will never bear fruit. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a rainbow hanging high in the sky, no one can ever touch it. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like the track of a train, there will never be a boat passing by. I miss you, but I really can't tell you. I'm scared. I'm scared. It's torture for you, too.

Ten, holding the hand of time, a person walks quietly. Some people, some things, some love, can never get out of the fetters. As always, the wind blows the white gauze curtains and rolls up a faint misty rain dream. Our meeting was just a unrequited meeting. Life is not only the beginning of love at first sight, but also the beauty of love at first sight We were destined to meet, but there was no return.

Eleven, women should have the ability to live a good life. In life, the role of some people is just to let us see through the mystery, recognize ourselves, and then suddenly leave. Whether you are single or accompanied by a couple, you should improve your self-worth and have your own ability and unique charm. Even if you fall, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Twelve, autumn wind rustling, falling leaves. Even if the leaves are reluctant, they can't resist the magic of autumn wind. Branches can't stop leaves even if they are nostalgic. Flying all over the sky is a beautiful encounter. I looked at the fallen leaves blankly. At this time, I seemed to be a tree, standing quietly, unable to pick up a fallen leaf and find a trace of heartache.

Thirteen, the so-called love, is your illness. You are well, don't complain about its shortcomings. When you look at your face in the mirror, it's still that face. Time has made you wrinkle and mature, and let you know the true love. Sometimes, I find myself growing up overnight, but I can't see my future and I'm at a loss.

14. The cold wind blows the pale moonlight, as if stirring up endless nectar, and as if teasing the infatuated Milky Way, and the light in the shadow of the trees quivers back and forth, but this wind makes people who wake up from their dreams and those who have not yet fallen asleep awake a lot, letting them know that the moonlight is faint, like a dream, empty and intoxicated.

Fifteen, the rain outside the window is like a note, and the thunder rumbles. The rain in July in the south came in a hurry, came in a hurry, and walked in a hurry, as if walking with the wind and blowing with it; I like this hasty rain, not only because of the coolness he brings in this hot and dry weather, but also because of his decisive and capable true nature, unlike the rain in some cities, which lasts for months.

Perhaps happiness is to accompany you on a road called life, cross a bridge called helplessness, and have a sip of soup called Meng Po. Maybe very tired, very tired, but never thought of giving up; Perhaps the scenery along the way is charming and full of temptation, but they maintain their initial feelings for each other; There may be disputes and differences, but they will still listen and acquiesce; Maybe we can't be together every second, but we will always have a place in our hearts.

Seventeen, accustomed to a person facing all. I'm used to pretending to be strong. In fact, I cherish the people around me, but the pressure of life makes me good at forgetting and forgetting all those memories. I thought forgetting can make me happy, but I feel more lonely.

18. Crying doesn't mean I give in; Taking a step back doesn't mean I give up; Letting go doesn't mean I give up; Smiling doesn't mean I am happy.

Nineteen, it turns out that the best way to make a person strong is to have someone you want to protect. When the heart is near, words and deeds will be as natural as running water; No matter who, what, and what the situation is, we have to worry and increase our persistence. People are not constant, things are not constant, prosperity is safe, and adversity is flat.

Twenty, the years are like rafters, mottled with fleeting time and old face. Time is silent, and it is always amazing. When I look back, the lush Spring Festival has already become quicksand in my palm, and it will never return. Leave a finger in the air, sing softly, and be gentle on the edge of the dream. The ecstasy of those songs and the sound of the flute lying on your lips will always touch your heartstrings inadvertently. Sighing on the railings in several places is colder. In the prosperous past of that season, lead China washed away the dust and frost and buried it in the autumn wind in a hurry, leaving only a touch of beautiful sadness.

There is someone who will accompany you forever. In life, many things are fleeting, just like saying goodbye at the station. Just now, they hugged each other, and in a flash, they have gone to different places. Most of the time, you don't understand, and neither do I. That's it. When you talk, you change. Listening is tiring. I'm tired of watching it. You will slow down when you follow. When you walk, you spread out. When you love, you fade. I forget it when I think about it.

Twenty-two, when lovelorn, there are only two possibilities, either you love her, or she doesn't love you, or vice versa. Then, when the person you love no longer loves you, or never loved you. You have no regrets, because all you have lost is someone who doesn't love you.

Twenty-three, convergence is like a butterfly heart, plain notes are hard to send far away, tears are streaming down your face, you can see through it, and your face is dim. Make a wish for two generations, and keep it a thousand years ago, just for a heartbreaking song. Looking at the moon and sighing alone is a dream or an illusion. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, just to interpret the prosperity of meeting you. Whoever is intoxicated, whose feelings are softened, holding the candle in the west window and the shadow under the moon, is drunk for you and dances for you alone. Whispering and playing the strings, cinnabar brow, with the warmth of your life, warm my infatuation for the rest of my life.

Twenty-four, thinking about this life, the wind and smoke are fleeting, how many days and nights, when the words are hurt, like flowers, who is the warmth I left alone? Empty lingering, prosperous lips swear, that life, counting down to look forward to happiness, crushed sadness, first frost eyes, snow falling in the south of the Yangtze River, still cold, close your eyes, can't remember your complete smile, the Millennium world of mortals flooded, at this moment, my world began to snow.

25, simple, people will be happy. Simple life makes people relaxed and happy, and simple ideas make people peaceful and quiet. Because of simplicity, I deeply understand the lightness of life, as light as flying flowers, as light as sunset, as light as rain; Because of simplicity, we can feel the peace of mind, as quiet as the night sky, as quiet as a valley, as quiet as a stream. Life can stand peace, and it is indifferent to the truth of peace; Love can stand the fleeting time, and holding hands in plain is the only way to happiness and preciousness.