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Are there any particularly embarrassing sentences?
2、? Depending on your parents, you are a princess at best. As a husband, you are a princess at most. Alone, you are the queen.
3、? Rich people love you most because they spend time with you, and poor people love you most because they are willing to let you spend money. Young people love you most because they don't want to touch you, while middle-aged people love you most because they need you every night. Young artists love your return to an ordinary life, while ordinary people love your sudden romance.
4、? How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then he leaves as a joke.
5、? Please don't come near me, understand me, sympathize with me, and then leave me. . .
6、? Many times we don't know, but pretend to know; We know a lot of things, but pretend not to know; Many times we are unhappy, but pretend to be happy.
7、? How many beautiful women, legs destroyed in the face, how many beautiful women destroyed in the body, how many beautiful men destroyed in the height, how many infatuated men destroyed in poverty. . .
8、? See many people clearly, but you can't expose them at will; I hate many people, but I can't turn my face easily. Sometimes, life is to force yourself to obey and humiliate.
9、? The phrase "girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck" refers to girls who bow their heads when they hear jokes, rather than "women who lie in the trough and laugh until they pee at the end, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
10、? If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If he says he wants to marry you, he will be unmoved until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words. We are past the age of listening to love.
1 1. If I become a Buddha, there will be no magic in the world. What can Buddha do for me if I become a demon?
12, as the saying goes: everything will come naturally; But as the saying goes: hit the south wall and never look back!
13, your position in my eyes is not worth mentioning.
14, in fact, a person's so-called freedom should be called solitude.
15, don't blame women for being too realistic, diamonds are far more reliable than men.
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