That's a joke to cure unhappiness.

Send you a happy greeting ~

Grandpa retired and enrolled in the university for the aged. His grandson in grade one asked curiously, "Grandpa, are you still studying?"

Grandpa said, "What happened to my reading?"

Sun Tzu said, "Good is good, that is, what would you do if your school informed you to hold a parent-teacher conference?" ……

I've seen people who are worried. I've never seen anyone so worried!

The wife said: Husband, what should I do if someone accosts me in the street and says I am a beautiful woman?

Husband: Why? Help him cross the street quickly! He must be blind!

Mom said: you see your room is as messy as a pigsty, so don't clean it quickly.

Answer: Have you ever seen a pig clean? It's all pig cleaning.

The son said to his father, Dad, a band has been set up in my school, and I want to join. I have to bring my own musical instrument.

The father stared at his son for a long time and handed me a chopstick: Son, our family is poor. Can you try to be a conductor?

A college student looked in the mirror for a long time in the dormitory and suddenly said, I am so handsome!

The roommate replied coldly, damn it! Such people are so cruel that they even lie to themselves.

Husband: Honey, I just bought 15 yuan fruit.

Wife: Then what? Husband: I gave it to the boss 100, and the idiot gave me 95, haha.

You said he was second to none? I am running.

Wife: What about the fruit?

Husband: I forgot. ...

The 3-year-old girl is disobedient, and her mother said, if you are disobedient, throw you out and pick up another one. After the little girl was silent for a while,

Whispered: the child you picked up won't listen, because nobody fucking wants it.

Ha ha ha, that's a great answer!

Great hero

My mother suspected my father of hiding private money and tortured him. Dad has been silent.

The son sat there and sighed again and again: alas! Alas! alas ......

Dad: Son of a bitch, what's the matter?

Son: Dad, if only you were born in wartime!

Dad: Why?

Son: I am a descendant of a hero.

Dad: Son of a bitch, are you laughing at me?

Son: It's not a joke, it's a pity. Mom used all kinds of means, just five dollars, and you didn't even explain. In wartime, you are not a great hero!

Ha, ha, ha, that's funny. Send it to friends to play with decompression ~!