Network language is very popular recently. What does my family mean by two Jin of garlic?

There is a joke in the workplace that there are still two pounds of garlic in my house, and the junior still can't understand it, but the old driver says he is familiar with it. So, what does it mean to have two pounds of garlic at home?

I still have two Jin of garlic at home. What stem?

My family has 2 Jin of garlic, which means: garlic is a grass head, and there are two little people below. 2 gold means twins, which means that I have two sisters besides me, so it is natural to face the temptation of three beautiful women. ...

I still have two pounds of garlic jokes at home.

There is a vacancy for a manager position in this company. My friend is competing with a beautiful woman for this position. The boss asked them to talk about their abilities. The beauty said, "Boss, come to my house tonight and I'll give you something to eat." The friend said, "I still have 2 Jin of garlic at home." The boss pointed to me and said, "The position of manager is yours. I never understood what two pounds of garlic meant.

Other connotative paragraphs

Today I finally got my wish with the goddess KFC. When I arrived at the hotel, the goddess took out a toothpaste from her bag and let me take a bath first. Anyway, I'm going to take a shower first.

Ask a girl you like out to dinner. Halfway through the meal, she wanted to go to the toilet, so she said, "I'll leave for a while." I will meet a good friend. If possible, I hope you two can get to know each other as soon as possible. "The girl blushed" well "and ate hard.

My husband and colleagues went out for a drink. I sleep alone at home. I heard something in the living room in the middle of the night, so I got up and took a look. Finding no one in the living room, I went to the bathroom, opened the bathroom door and looked at each other. The next second, I blindfolded and jumped back into the bedroom. One day, a leader of the Education Bureau went to a school to inspect the school environment. The leader looked around and said, "Generally speaking, it's not bad, but it would be better to add some greenery around the playground." The next day, the headmaster poured several cars of salt around the playground.

Listen up, those fairies in their twenties. If you try to seduce our 40-year-old husband regardless of the face of our 30-year-old woman, don't blame me for killing your 50-year-old father!

I still have two Jin of garlic at home. What do you mean?

In ancient times, there was a landlord who hired a long-term worker to look after his warehouse at night. One morning, the long-term worker said to the landlord, "I had a dream last night that your family made a fortune and your son won the first prize." The landlord was very happy and gave him some money. In the afternoon, the landlord quit his long-term job.