It takes 30 seconds to introduce yourself to the host contest. Who can give me a humorous one?

Hello, my name is Li Liu, I come from XXXX, and I graduated from XXXX with a major in acting. I am a very optimistic X-boy. My biggest feature is persistence. I like challenging myself. As long as it is something I choose, I will try my best to finish it. I like to find my place in the strong hand. If I win, I will smile. If I fail, I will stand up again and strive for greater success. I read a book, which said: opportunities are equal for everyone. But success only belongs to those who are prepared. And this preparation is a process of self-improvement and self-improvement. As long as you work hard for the goals you choose, your life will be full of happiness. So I will never let the judges down today. I am also glad that XX TV gave me an opportunity to show myself, know myself and exercise myself, and also gave me an opportunity to learn from everyone and improve myself. The TV is a window. When you open the window, sincere communication begins between you and me. Presiding is an infinitely vast charm space for me, and my heart is willing to pay for him and contribute to him. Thank you, judges and teachers, thank you all,