What are the lines of my classic funny quotations in the first half of my life?

Take stock of my classic lines and quotations in the first half of my life.

1, the best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?

2. The heavy rain is like white gluten. After a night, everything becomes comfortable and distant in the sound of rain, and the old love is like a dream.

3. interpersonal relationship will never graduate. Every day is like soaking in gravel, grinding slowly, and the valuable experience accumulated after breaking the skin is the smoothness of the general population.

It is the stupidest thing to show off your self-esteem in front of money and love.

Laughing at yourself is one of the best ways to protect yourself.

6. Marriage has nothing to do with love. People always think that when love is mature, they will get married naturally, but they don't know that marriage is just a way of life. Everyone can get married. It's simple. And love is quite another matter.

No matter how modest a woman is, she will always regard herself as a beauty in her heart.

8. My destination is health and talent. A person can be trusted after all, but it is himself who can hold his head high, not himself. What destination do I want? I found myself, and I am my destination.

9. Low-level has low-level benefits, and people are embarrassed to make it difficult for you. As long as you are obedient, you can muddle along. Once you are promoted to senior level, countless people just want to compete with you. Don't you start work? They hit their heads. Did you do it? Killing a few people, people say that you are ruthless and it is boring to travel in the rivers and lakes.

10, love is an unfortunate plague, and it is lucky not to meet it for a lifetime.

1 1, things are often like this, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.

12, I smiled at myself, stretched out and admired the platinum wedding ring on the ring finger of my left hand. I can't believe the good luck of part-time job, so I ended the first half of my life ideally. As for the rest of my life ... who will be interested? Every old lady has the same life for the rest of her life.

13, if you want to live a happy life, you have to step on the carpet first, or someone will always help you and discourage you. It's better to slap your mouth first than wait for others to do it. In short, you will slander yourself to be worthless, and others will be angry and not jealous.

14, I don't know if it's angry or funny, but I decided to laugh in the end.

15, what women enjoy most is this period of time (love period). They haven't shouldered their responsibilities yet, and there is a reliable person around them.

16, I let people who hate me down because I live too well.

17, the world is like the greatest performance on earth, and its monitor is called "Life". He stood behind us with a whip and whipped us hard, forcing us to jump into the ring of fire and climb up the mountain. Are you afraid to go? As soon as the whip sounded, he gritted his teeth and got on the bus.

18, "impulse" is such a luxury for me, but I can't "impulse" anymore!

19. Who is a good wife and mother these days and who is a fox? No matter who is good and loyal, there is no one-sided situation. There are more than a dozen shades of gray between black and white, and there are many faces in a person's personality.

20. Things are often like this. Even if you are willing to become a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.