Who has a very, very interesting joke

School public toilets are charged by the minute. One day, a boy accidentally fell down while taking a bath. Everyone hurried to help, and the student shouted, "Leave me alone and pull out the card!" "

Li Yuanfang: Your Honor, a headless man's body was found in the backyard. Di Renjie: As far as I know, this man is dead! Li Yuanfang: Your Excellency knew this man was dead before he arrived at the scene. Your Excellency is really a saint!

Li Bai didn't study hard in the mountains when he was a child. He sneaked down the mountain to play, walked to the stream at the foot of the mountain and saw an old woman grinding iron bars. Li Bai asked, old woman, what are you doing? The old woman said: I want to grind an embroidery needle. Li Bai said: How can such a thick iron bar be ground into a needle? The old woman said: as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is ground into a needle. Li Bai sat down silently and said, I see how you can pick the eye of the needle when you sharpen it.