Campus funny double reed script

Double reed script

Screenwriter Jia

Actor: A man and a woman are the roles of A and B. They should be humorous and humorous.

Props: A chair is enough.

A&B: Now the two of us will give you a little show: Double Spring.

A: The biggest feature of this program is all talk and no action.

B: The other one can only, can't talk.

A: Generally speaking, girls talk a lot.

B: Generally speaking, boys are more active and don't like talking.

A: That's right. Let me tell you something.

B: I will do it.

A: What I said was wonderful.

I did a good job.

What did I say?

I can do whatever I want.

I speak very quickly.

What I did.

Ok, let's have a try. I said the mountain is high and the water is long, crossing the Yalu River.

B: (Action) Hold your left hand high and wave your right hand forward. Walk to the left with your left leg.

A: It's that simple?

I don't understand. This is called the beauty of style and the beauty of language. Simple and clear, you can understand at a glance.

A: Then I said fly across the Pacific Ocean.

B: (Action) Spread your wings and fly.

A: Is this it?

Yes, here we are.

A: Hey! You can do it.

B: You can't beat me anyway. We'll do whatever you say.

When I say eat, drink and sleep-

B: (Action) Eat and drink while sleeping, and say "Easy, easy, a piece of cake".

A: Cut the gossip and let's get down to business-

Party A and Party B take their positions, and Party A indicates that Party B will begin to perform:

It is said that girls love to dress up when they are old. In fact, you don't even know that this boy likes to dress up when he is old. It's just that my dressing skills are not high enough, and I'm a little embarrassed, so I can't show my hand to everyone often. Today is a holiday, and my girlfriend has an appointment to meet. This is not a trivial matter, and we can't be careless. It will take me 12 minutes. I will use all the tricks I learned when I secretly watched other girls dress up. I will dress up so that we can become beautiful, too. Do it quickly while no one is around. Wash your face, left and right, left and right, left and right, up and down, up and down, up and down.

B: "I quit. It's not like jeans or rag movies. Almost washed out. What are you dressed like this for? "

Answer: "Stop washing, stop washing and start combing your hair".

This kind of hair is very important for combing. Combed, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, oh, oh, don't mention it. In a word, we should take it seriously.

Hairstyle design is the key. The hairstyle is changing too fast now, which is really dazzling. Just after the "wave stop", the "explosions" rushed to the top of the head, left-handed, right-handed, left-handed, right-handed, large flowers and small shawls, colorful, curly hair, long hair, parties, dynamic, literary, modern, and the most popular is short hair romance.

B: I'm bald, so I can't see my girlfriend!

A:-Short hair and bald head, romantic.

On the occasion of Children's Day, I wish everyone happiness and well-being!

Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! Hello everyone! Hello everyone!

Who are you? Come here to make trouble!

B: My name is Huang Shuang, and I'm going to show you a double spring today.

A: Double spring? Learning can be great!

What about the university? You got it? That is to ask, ask.

Answer: Of course, the double reed is said by one person and done by one person, so it is necessary to "speak by one person and learn by one person".

B: There is really too much knowledge. Let's perform?

Well, how about giving it a try?

B: Lao Huang, I am thirty-three years old, but my weight is only thirty-three. I don't know why I am so light! The food at noon today was really bad. Only fish, shrimp, peaches, a big round watermelon and two handfuls of peanuts. I don't want to eat fish, shrimp and peaches, and I don't want to chew a big round watermelon. ...

Why don't you let me eat anything?

B: So you mean to eat everything?

A: Of course, I not only eat everything, but also eat a lot!

B: Then I'll let you eat more.

Lao Huang, I am 33 years old and weigh more than 330. Why is it so heavy? I don't know! The food at noon today is really delicious. Fish, shrimp, peaches, melons and peanuts. I eat fish, shrimp, peaches and big round watermelons. ...

You want to explode my stomach!

B: Why don't we change it?

A: Just change one. Who's afraid of who?

B: OK ... It's up to you this time.

A: You can learn anything I say, but don't. You can't learn what I said.

No matter what you say, I will learn. What can't I learn?

A: You see, he has to listen to me for this slap. He does whatever I tell him to do. See what I can do to him. (to the audience)

The sun in the sky-big, big, big.

I'm on the ground-hot, hot, hot.

I took out my handkerchief and wiped my sweat.

Drink a glass of cold water to clear the fire,

Take off your coat and blow,

Pull down the tie and let it cool;

The cold wind blows, the snowflakes float,

I jumped with cold,

What is wrong with me? I don't have burns. I'm at a loss. I should fight.

I reached out my right hand and hit my left face, and reached out my left hand and hit my right face. ...

(b stands up)

It's not over yet!

B: If I keep fighting, I'll become a pig's head.