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A paragraph describing a quarrel between two people on the bus

Personal experience of bus quarrel.

It was the first time in my life that I had an argument with someone on a bus. I was about to get off the bus, but there were two people in the way, a man and a woman. The gay man was holding a water glass and shaking it. I felt like I was in a hurry to drink water but the water was very hot. I found out that the lesbian was a pregnant woman, so I passed by the corner next to her, because I was behind her and there were steps to avoid squeezing her if the car swayed and she lost her balance.

I said: "Sister, let me pass behind you, don't move." Then as soon as I passed, the gay man said: "Why are you squeezing?" There were not many people in the car at this time. Everyone looked at me and I got angry.

Me: "Did I squeeze you?"

Male: "This is a pregnant woman."

Me: "I'm not blind, of course I saw it. , you asked the pregnant woman if I squeezed her?"

Pregnant woman: "No"

Male: "That's okay"

Me. : "What do you mean it's okay? You're okay and I'm okay. Why should I, a good young man, let you accuse me for no reason?"

Male: "Then what do you want?"

Me : "You apologize to me."

Pregnant woman: "Ignore him and I will apologize on his behalf."

Me: "It's okay, don't shake the water glass, it will burn someone." You’re not as easy to talk to as I am.”