The most powerful and funniest jokes this year should preferably include classic phrases from the forum.

1. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet, you go to relieve yourself, fall into the pit, fight with maggots, compete with feces, no one saves you, sacrifice heroically, live a great life, die silently, in order to commemorate you, There is a light in the toilet!

2. Your smile can make wolves hang themselves, your bark can make chickens and dogs jump, your stand can cause stench, and your sweat can cause lice disaster. If you don’t dress up, you are like a ghost. It's ugly. When you dress up, you will be paralyzed by ghosts!

3. One day, Cao Cao visited Jiang Gan, held Jiang Gan's hands and said enthusiastically: "Fuck, how is your mother?" Jiang Gan fainted, woke up after a long time, and said excitedly: "Fuck, how is your mother?" How is your family?" Cao Cao then vomited blood and died!

4. The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, the lame man kicked up, and the pockmarked man said: "Look at me. Forget about saving face. "The madman said: "People must be sensible!"

5. During a military exercise, a cannonball strayed far away. The soldiers sent out to check found that the cannonball fell in the farmland. , you are standing in the field, your clothes are torn, your face is dark, you say with tears in your eyes: "I just steal a cabbage, do I need to bombard it? Is it easy for me?"

6 , Love is empty, love is empty, I am wandering in the street; people are empty, money is empty, I am single and working hard; things are empty, career is empty, I go crazy thinking about it; mobile phone is empty, there is no money to recharge, life is not easy. All in all, all four are empty!

7. When I first graduated: Brothers, see you soon! One year after graduation: Brothers, I will have a wife later! Later: Brothers, I regret having a wife! Later: Brothers, there will be a second wife! Finally: brothers, regret having a wife!

8. A farmer was stopped by the police while driving into the city. Reason: No license plate! The farmer found a piece of wood to write a sign on and hung it up. The policeman immediately fainted after looking at it! ! The brand number reads: Niu B-74110!

9. I like Teresa Teng so much! I liked Weng Meiling and committed suicide! I liked Anita Mui, but she died of illness! I like Huang Jiaju, I fell to death! I like Leslie Cheung, I jumped off the building! I like you, it’s up to you!