Dirty jokes and routines about boys’ problems

1. “Does it feel heavy when you carry me on your back?” “The whole world is on your back, do you think it’s heavy?” 2. “Can you play the piano?” “No” “Then how do you do it? Touch my heartstrings?" 3. "I owe you so much" "What the hell" "How old are you?" "24" "I owe you 24 years of companionship." 4. "I want to find a windy day. "Go to see you" "Why?" "This way, I can let the wind blow you into my arms" 5. "Do you know what is in the eyes of a lover?" "No, show you" 6. "I I have a cold." "Then please pay attention to your health." "Because I can't resist when I see you." 7. "I'm looking for a kind of noodles." "What kind of noodles?" "In your heart." 8. "It's so strange." What's wrong?" "Why is the air so sweet when you are here?" 9. "I have so many pens, do you know which one I like best?" "You Beibi" 10 , "Who do you like?" "It's not you anyway." "Will you die if you lie to me?" "I lied, you're not dead!" 11. "Can you be my Oreo?" "No. Eat me." "I want to pick you up." 12. "Will you like me?" "Then I can teach you." 13. "What is it?" You stretched out your hand and you took it off." 14. Female: I'm hungry. Let's go eat together? Man: You have to be my girlfriend first. Woman: Why? Man: I booked a restaurant for couples. 15. Me: So hungry. Him: Go and eat. Me: I don’t want to eat but I want to eat you. Dirty Jokes and Routine Boy Questions 2 1 Your ruthless plan kicked me from memories back to reality. 2 The father asked his son: "Aren't you afraid of ghosts?" "What's so scary about ghosts?" The son said: "Grandma said you were a troublemaker; my aunt said you were a drunkard; my mother often called you a glutton and a lazy person; my uncle said you were a troublemaker. You're a stingy guy. I'm not afraid of being with you every day, so why should I be afraid?" 3 On New Year's Eve, the father led his son to post couplets. He instructed: "If I post it low, you shout 'Gaosheng'; if I post it high, you shout 'Get Rich'." Standing on the stool, after posting one piece, he went to paste another. The son looked at it for a long time and said, "Dad, I am neither promoted nor rich." 4 A car driver accidentally ran over a rooster in Xiaoling's family to death. The driver got out of the car and asked Xiaoling: "Are your parents at home? I ran over your rooster to death, and I'm here to compensate." "The fact that you ran over your rooster to death has nothing to do with my parents. You go to the back of the house to discuss it with the hen." "Okay." 5 The mother and the baby played a riddle game, and the baby guessed correctly every time. Mom: Let me think about it and give you a hard guess. Baby: But mom, I want to guess a girl. 6. The whole class did poorly in an exam. The teacher said angrily: If you think you have a low IQ, please stand up. The classmate hadn't moved for a long time. Then Xiao Ming stood up. The teacher asked: Do you admit that your IQ is low? Xiao Ming said: No, my IQ is not low, I just can't bear to see you standing alone. 7 When I got up yesterday, I wanted to buy breakfast, but I found that the money was missing. I looked everywhere and couldn't find it. I asked my roommate, who said: Don't worry, you must have lost it somewhere in the room. Why don't you sweep the floor and see if it can come out. It made sense to me, so I swept the floor carefully, and then looked at the clean floor. My roommate laughed. Did I miss something? 8 When the whole class's homework was late, the class teacher lost his temper: "Why can't you study as actively as you eat?" The classmate said in a low voice from behind: "You try eating nine times a day!" 9 Xiao Ming has been facing each other in class. The teacher giggled, and asked him angrily: Xiao Ming, why do you keep smiling at me? Xiao Ming: Because I have a cold. The teacher asked with concern: "You keep laughing even though you have a cold. Have you taken any medicine?" Xiao Ming: I only laughed after taking medicine. Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: It says in the advertisement that the medicine lasts all day. Teacher: ... 10 The teacher was talking very hard above, but one of the students below fell asleep. The teacher was very angry and woke him up, and asked him: "What are you doing with your eyes closed?" The student said: "I'm memorizing it." Teacher: "Then why are you nodding your head?" Student: "I agree with your point of view.

"Teacher:"Then why are you still drooling? ” Student: “Because I listened with great interest. . . ” 11 In junior high school, when the end of the term was approaching, there was a lot of homework at night and the students didn’t get enough sleep. The next day, the students in the last row fell asleep on the table. The teacher didn’t notice, but the head teacher saw it and kicked the door open. With a roar, everyone in the row behind came out. There was a guy who was sleeping so hard that he didn't wake up. The head teacher personally came up to him and woke him up. He said, "My deskmate, the teacher came and called me. I'll go back to sleep." After a while, the teacher was furious, took it to the office, and called his father. The phone was connected, and there were bursts of snores on the phone. 12 Xiaofang decided to get married next Sunday, and she wrote a letter to give it. I told my brother who was working out of town about the great news. The letter read: This Sunday is my big cleaning day. Please come back. A week later, Xiaofang received a big package and a letter from his brother. The content is: The work is tight and I can’t go home, so I have to send you the dirty clothes to wash. Thank you for your hard work, sister! Dirty joke routine boys question 3 1. My husband actually tricked me into working overtime at the construction site! So I drove to the construction site overnight! After checking, I sat in the car and looked from a distance. I finally felt relieved when I saw my husband working seriously. Then I turned to the man in the car and said, "Let's go to the hotel. ” 2. We have been married for a week. This morning I got up in a daze and went to the bathroom. I saw my husband reading documents in the living room again. I quietly walked over and hugged his waist from behind and said softly: Husband, don’t be so naughty in the future. I got up early to work, and I feel so sorry for you with the dark circles under your eyes every day. 3. Man: Honey, would you like to go to the gym with me? Woman: Are you saying I’m fat? Man: If you don’t want to. , forget it. 4. My wife called her husband who was studying abroad: It’s been more than a month, can’t you bear it anymore? My husband kept saying: No, no, even if I can’t bear it, I’m still hardworking. My wife was very touched and said: Seeing that you are doing so well, I will allow you to go once, and you must take safety measures. There is also one condition, this woman must look like me! The other end of the phone hesitated for a moment, and there was something special! Calm voice: Daughter-in-law, I am not that kind of person... 5. A woman’s husband died of a serious illness less than three years after her marriage. She was still dealing with the funeral. 6. A man had two wives. , when he was sixty years old, his hair had turned a lot white, so he asked his wife to remove it every day. 7. After the son fell asleep the night before, he and his husband were having sex! 8. My husband was panting. : "Honey, if you want to cross a bridge, the bridge can only bear 120 kilograms, and you weigh 121 kilograms now, what should you do? Wife: "That's not easy. Just take off all your clothes and you'll be fine." . . " 9. I ate something too spicy at night. When I was sleeping, I farted, and he farted in response to me. 10. My wife's birthday is on the 15th of this month, and my son's birthday is on the 10th. I suggested that they celebrate their birthdays together. My wife has objections. When he said he wanted to spend time alone, I said, "Okay, I'll lock you in the room by yourself then." " 11. In the emergency room, the doctor asked me, who was lying on the stretcher with scars, "Why did I get injured like this? "I said: "I was driving just now, and a beautiful woman passed by on the road, so I turned around and took a few peeks..." The doctor sneered: "Where did it hit her? I said, "I didn't hit anything. My wife who was sitting in the passenger seat found out and beat me like this." 12. Wife: Husband, can I ask you something? Husband: What is it? Wife: Can you buy me a bag after my salary is paid? Husband: Not only do you look beautiful, you also think beautifully. 13. This morning my husband sang Two Tigers, the lyrics are: Two tigresses, two tigresses, run fast, run fast, one is my wife, the other is my daughter, so awesome, so awesome. 14. At the dance, A woman kept staring at a man not far away from her without blinking.